Rhoda Fleming. Complete. George Meredith

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      “She can’t object to see me too,” said the farmer; and Rhoda answered “No.” But her face was bronze to Robert when they took their departure.

      CHAPTER X

      Old Anthony was expecting them in London. It was now winter, and the season for theatres; so, to show his brother-in-law the fun of a theatre was one part of his projected hospitality, if Mr. Fleming should haply take the hint that he must pay for himself.

      Anthony had laid out money to welcome the farmer, and was shy and fidgety as a girl who anticipates the visit of a promising youth, over his fat goose for next day’s dinner, and his shrimps for this day’s tea, and his red slice of strong cheese, called of Cheshire by the reckless butter-man, for supper.

      He knew that both Dahlia and Rhoda must have told the farmer that he was not high up in Boyne’s Bank, and it fretted him to think that the mysterious respect entertained for his wealth by the farmer, which delighted him with a novel emotion, might be dashed by what the farmer would behold.

      During his last visit to the farm, Anthony had talked of the Funds more suggestively than usual. He had alluded to his own dealings in them, and to what he would do and would not do under certain contingencies; thus shadowing out, dimly luminous and immense, what he could do, if his sagacity prompted the adventure. The farmer had listened through the buzzing of his uncertain grief, only sighing for answer. “If ever you come up to London, brother William John,” said Anthony, “you mind you go about arm-in-arm with me, or you’ll be judging by appearances, and says you, ‘Lor’, what a thousander fellow this is!’ and ‘What a millioner fellow that is!’ You’ll be giving your millions and your thousands to the wrong people, when they haven’t got a penny. All London ‘ll be topsy-turvy to you, unless you’ve got a guide, and he’ll show you a shabby-coated, head-in-the-gutter old man ‘ll buy up the lot. Everybody that doesn’t know him says—look at him! but they that knows him—hats off, I can tell you. And talk about lords! We don’t mind their coming into the city, but they know the scent of cash. I’ve had a lord take off his hat to me. It’s a fact, I have.”

      In spite of the caution Anthony had impressed upon his country relative, that he should not judge by appearances, he was nevertheless under an apprehension that the farmer’s opinion of him, and the luxurious, almost voluptuous, enjoyment he had of it, were in peril. When he had purchased the well-probed fat goose, the shrimps, and the cheese, he was only half-satisfied. His ideas shot boldly at a bottle of wine, and he employed a summer-lighted evening in going a round of wine-merchants’ placards, and looking out for the cheapest bottle he could buy. And he would have bought one—he had sealing-wax of his own and could have stamped it with the office-stamp of Boyne’s Bank for that matter, to make it as dignified and costly as the vaunted red seals and green seals of the placards—he would have bought one, had he not, by one of his lucky mental illuminations, recollected that it was within his power to procure an order to taste wine at the Docks, where you may get as much wine as you like out of big sixpenny glasses, and try cask after cask, walking down gas-lit paths between the huge bellies of wine which groan to be tapped and tried, that men may know them. The idea of paying two shillings and sixpence for one miserable bottle vanished at the richly-coloured prospect. “That’ll show him something of what London is,” thought Anthony; and a companion thought told him in addition that the farmer, with a skinful of wine, would emerge into the open air imagining no small things of the man who could gain admittance into those marvellous caverns. “By George! it’s like a boy’s story-book,” cried Anthony, in his soul, and he chuckled over the vision of the farmer’s amazement—acted it with his arms extended, and his hat unseated, and plunged into wheezy fits of laughter.

      He met his guests at the station. Mr. Fleming was soberly attired in what, to Anthony’s London eye, was a curiosity costume; but the broad brim of the hat, the square cut of the brown coat, and the leggings, struck him as being very respectable, and worthy of a presentation at any Bank in London.

      “You stick to a leather purse, brother William John?” he inquired, with an artistic sentiment for things in keeping.

      “I do,” said the farmer, feeling seriously at the button over it.

      “All right; I shan’t ask ye to show it in the street,” Anthony rejoined, and smote Rhoda’s hand as it hung.

      “Glad to see your old uncle—are ye?”

      Rhoda replied quietly that she was, but had come with the principal object of seeing her sister.

      “There!” cried Anthony, “you never get a compliment out of this gal. She gives ye the nut, and you’re to crack it, and there maybe, or there mayn’t be, a kernel inside—she don’t care.”

      “But there ain’t much in it!” the farmer ejaculated, withdrawing his fingers from the button they had been teasing for security since Anthony’s question about the purse.

      “Not much—eh! brother William John?” Anthony threw up a puzzled look. “Not much baggage—I see that—” he exclaimed; “and, Lord be thanked! no trunks. Aha, my dear”—he turned to Rhoda—“you remember your lesson, do ye? Now, mark me—I’ll remember you for it. Do you know, my dear,” he said to Rhoda confidentially, “that sixpenn’orth of chaff which I made the cabman pay for—there was the cream of it!—that was better than Peruvian bark to my constitution. It was as good to me as a sniff of sea-breeze and no excursion expenses. I’d like another, just to feel young again, when I’d have backed myself to beat—cabmen? Ah! I’ve stood up, when I was a young ‘un, and shut up a Cheap Jack at a fair. Circulation’s the soul o’ chaff. That’s why I don’t mind tackling cabmen—they sit all day, and all they’ve got to say is ‘rat-tat,’ and they’ve done. But I let the boys roar. I know what I was when a boy myself. I’ve got devil in me—never you fear—but it’s all on the side of the law. Now, let’s off, for the gentlemen are starin’ at you, which won’t hurt ye, ye know, but makes me jealous.”

      Before the party moved away from the platform, a sharp tussle took place between Anthony and the farmer as to the porterage of the bulky bag; but it being only half-earnest, the farmer did not put out his strength, and Anthony had his way.

      “I rather astonished you, brother William John,” he said, when they were in the street.

      The farmer admitted that he was stronger than he looked.

      “Don’t you judge by appearances, that’s all,” Anthony remarked, setting down the bag to lay his finger on one side of his nose for impressiveness.

      “Now, there we leave London Bridge to the right, and we should away to the left, and quiet parts.” He seized the bag anew. “Just listen. That’s the roaring of cataracts of gold you hear, brother William John. It’s a good notion, ain’t it? Hark!—I got that notion from one of your penny papers. You can buy any amount for a penny, now-a-days—poetry up in a corner, stories, tales o’ temptation—one fellow cut his lucky with his master’s cash, dashed away to Australia, made millions, fit to be a lord, and there he was! liable to the law! and everybody bowing their hats and their heads off to him, and his knees knocking at the sight of a policeman—a man of a red complexion, full habit of body, enjoyed his dinner and his wine, and on account of his turning white so often, they called him—‘sealing-wax and Parchment’ was one name; ‘Carrots and turnips’ was another; ‘Blumonge and something,’ and so on. Fancy his having to pay half his income in pensions to chaps who could have had him out of his town or country mansion and popped into gaol in a jiffy. And found out at last! Them tales set you thinking. Once I was an idle young scaramouch. But you can buy every idea that’s useful to you for a penny. I tried the halfpenny journals. Cheapness ain’t always profitable. The moral is, Make your money, and you may buy all the rest.”

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