Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни. Отсутствует

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      o remove зд. снимать

      to reveal открывать

      awful ужасный

      knee колено

      measles корь

      shorts трусы, шорты

      to gasp задыхаться, открывать рот от изумления

      smallpox оспа

      smallcox результат игры слов, наложения семантики слова smallpox на просматривающееся через контекст слово cock, которое в силу этого приобретает оттенки значения «маленький»

      to get undressed раздеться

      awful looking разг. awfully looking выглядящий ужасно

      1. Answer the questions to the text:

      1. What were the newlyweds doing for the first time?

      2. What did the groom's toes look like?

      3. How did he explain the condition of his feet?

      4. What was wrong with his knees and how did he account for this fact?

      5. When he removed his shorts, what disease did his wife suspect he might have had?

      2. Fill in the blanks with the words from the text:

      1. Two newlyweds _______ their honeymoon.

      2. His toes were _______ twisted and discolored.

      3. What _______ to your feet?

      4. I had a _______ disease called tolio.

      5. It only _______ the toes.

      6. He _______ his pants and _______ a pair of knees.

      3. Match the two parts of the sentences:

      4. Match the words and expressions in the left column to those in the right one:

      5. Translate from Russian into English:

      1. Он снял ботинки и носки.

      2. Что случилось с пальцами твоих ног?

      3. У меня была детская болезнь – корь.

      4. Он обнажил ужасно выглядящую пару коленок.

      5. Она оказывает воздействие только на колени.

      6. Его жена открыла рот от удивления и сказала: «Не говори мне, что у тебя еще была и оспа».

Revise English Grammar

      В предложении His toes were all twisted and discolored… используются глаголы в форме пассивного залога.

      Проверьте свое знание данной формы, при необходимости справляясь в грамматическом комментарии (раздел 14).

      6. Put the verbs in brackets into Passive:

      1. Two newlyweds (to invite) _______ to their friend's house to spend the honeymoon there last year.

      2. Just you wait! The shoes (to take off) _______ in a moment.

      3. The socks (to dry) _______ at present.

      4. My toes (to twist) _______ because of the disease I had in childhood.

      5. At last the pants (to remove) _______.

      6. His knees definitely (to affect) _______ by polio.

      7. Transform the Direct Speech into Indirect:

      1. His wife asked, «What happened to your feet?»

      2. He said to her, «I had a childhood disease called tolio.»

      3. She said, «Do you mean polio?»

      4. She asked, «What happened to your knees?»

      5. He said, «I also had kneesles.»

      6. She said, «Are you having anything now?»

      7. He said, «It only affects the knees.»

      8. She asked, «Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!»

      8. Find English equivalents to the Russian words in the scanword:

      1. (t…) палец ноги, 2. (d…) болезнь, 3. (r…) снимать, удалять, 4. (r…) открывать, 5. (а…) изумление, 6. (h…) здоровый, 7. (w…) бороться, 8. (g…) стонать, 9. (b…) невеста, 10. (а…) ужасный.

      9. Render the joke.

      Section 13

      A couple at the zoo

      It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are visiting the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless, with straps.

      As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla begins to go ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and two feet), grunts, and pounds his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the pretty lady in the pink dress.

      The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow by puckering her lips, wiggling her bottom… play along.

      She does, and Mr Gorilla gets СКАЧАТЬ