Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни. Отсутствует
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Название: Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни
Автор: Отсутствует
Жанр: Иностранные языки
isbn: 978-5-17-064604-3, 978-5-271-26535-8
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Нормативное согласование глагола и определяющих его частей речи предполагает следующую форму:
The neighbor said that they would really start acting differently…
So next morning they were just acting normally…, где обстоятельство образа действия выражено не прилагательным, а наречием.
Вместе с тем и в нормативном употреблении есть исключения.
Проверьте, насколько хорошо вы знакомы с правилом согласования глагола и наречия/прилагательного (в случае необходимости см. грамматический комментарий; раздел 7).
6. Fill in the blanks choosing the appropriate variant of the words in brackets:
1. What you say about your boy pigs sounds really (good, well) _______.
2. The neighbor (happy, happily) _______ agreed and
so the farmer (quick, quickly) _______ loaded his pigs in the truck.
3. Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting (different, differently) _______.
4. Eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn rather (loud, loudly) _______.
5. The farmer could (hard, hardly) _______ get his girl pigs home – so (happy, happily) _______ they were.
7. Make as many special questions as possible:
1. A farmer got a good deal on a dozen pigs at an auction.
2. The farmer loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs.
3. The neighbor said that they would start acting real different.
4. Next morning he went and checked his pigs.
5. Next morning he was sitting at the table.
8. Render the joke.
Section 8
Darling, i have a confession
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, «Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?»
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, «Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?»
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, «Darling, I've a confession to make.»
And she says, «So have I, love.»
He cries out, «Don't tell me you've eaten my socks!»
Study the words and expressions given below:
confession признание
couple пара
honeymoon медовый месяц
edge край
bathtub ванна
smelly пахучий, вонючий
to stink вонять
to manage удаваться, преуспевать в чем-л.
to date зд. встречаться до брака
meanwhile тем временем
breath дыхание
to court ухаживать
gently мягко
to climb забираться
hers ее
to keep sth from sb скрывать что-л. от кого-л.
to be bound быть вынужденным
to find out обнаруживать
sooner or later рано или поздно
to be lucky быть удачливым
as soon as как только, так…
to pluck up enough courage собраться с духом
So have I. И я тоже.
1. Answer the questions to the text:
1. Where was the husband sitting?
2. What did he worry about?
3. Guess how he had managed to keep his socks as well as his feet away from his would-be wife while they were dating?
4. Where was the wife sitting?
5. How long would it take the man to learn everything about his wife's breath, she thought?
6. Why did the man think that his wife had eaten his socks?
2. Fill in the blanks with the words from the text:
1. A young couple _______ on their honeymoon.
2. How СКАЧАТЬ