The Ionian Mission. Patrick O’Brian

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СКАЧАТЬ Mowett, your very good health. Tell me, when will the other gentlemen appear? I was deprived of my breakfast, and I raven: have they no sense of time, at all?’

      ‘There ain’t no other gentlemen,’ said Pullings. ‘We only have a skeleton crew, and so,’ – laughing heartily, since the conceit had only just come to him – ‘we have only a skeleton wardroom, ha, ha. Come, let me introduce the others right away: I have a surprise for you, and I long to show it. I fairly gripe to show you my surprise.’ Mr Adams the purser had seen the Doctor in Halifax, Nova Scotia, at the Commissioner’s ball, and was very happy to see him again; Mr Gill the master, a sad contrast to the purser’s fat round-faced jollity, claimed an acquaintance from the days when he was a master’s mate in the Hannibal, and Stephen had repaired him after the battle of Algeciras – ‘though there were too many of us for you to remember me,’ he said. Captain Harris of the Marines was amazingly glad to be sailing with Dr Maturin: his cousin James Macdonald had often spoken of the Doctor’s skill in taking off his forearm, and there was nothing so comfortable as the thought that if one were blasted to pieces there was a really eminent hand aboard to put one together again. His lieutenants, very young pink men, only bowed, somewhat awed, for Stephen had a great reputation as a raiser of the dead and as the invariable companion of one of the most successful frigate-captains in the service.

      Pullings hurried them away to table, took his place at the head, dashed through his soup – the usual wardroom soup, Stephen noticed, quite useful for poultices; though at the same time he did notice a familiar, exquisite, yet unnameable scent on the air – and then called out to the steward, ‘Jakes, is it done?’

      ‘Done, sir, done to a turn,’ came the distant answer, and a moment later the steward raced in from the galley with a golden pie.

      Pullings thrust in his knife, thrust in his spoon, and his anxiety gave way to triumph. ‘There, Doctor,’ he said, passing Stephen his plate. ‘There’s my surprise – there’s your real welcome aboard!’

      ‘Bless me,’ cried Stephen, staring at his goose and truffle pie – more truffle than goose – ‘Mr Pullings, joy, I am amazed, amazed and delighted.’

      ‘I hoped you might be,’ said Pullings, and he explained to the others that long ago, when first made lieutenant, he had seen that the Doctor loved trubs, so he had gone out into the forest, the New Forest, where he lived by land, and had dug him a basket, by way of welcome aboard: and Mowett had composed a song.

      ‘Welcome aboard, welcome aboard,’ sang Mr Mowett

      ‘Sober as Adam or drunk as a lord

      Eat like Lucullus and drink like a king,

      Doze in your hammock while sirens do sing,

      Welcome, dear Doctor, oh welcome aboard,

      Welcome aboard,

      Welcome aboard.’

      The others ground their glasses on the table, chanting ‘Welcome aboard, welcome aboard,’ and then drank to him in the thin harsh purple liquid that passed for claret in the Worcester’s wardroom.

      Thin though it was, the claret was nothing like so disagreeable as the substance called port that ended the meal. This probably had the same basis of vinegar and cochineal, but Ananias, the Gosport wine-merchant, had added molasses, raw spirit, and perhaps a little sugar of lead, a false date and a flaming lie by way of a label.

      Stephen and Pullings lingered over the decanter when the others had gone, and Stephen said, ‘I do not like to sound discontented, Tom, but surely this ship is more than usually damp, confined, awkward, comfortless? The mould on the beam that traverses my cabin is two inches thick, and although I am no Goliath my head beats against it. Sure, I have known better accommodations in a frigate; whereas this, if I do not mistake, is a ship of the line, no less.’

      ‘I do not like to sound discontented neither,’ said Pullings, ‘nor to crab any ship I belong to; but between you and me, Doctor, between you and me, she is more what we call a floating coffin than a ship. And as for the damp, what do you expect? She was built in Sankey’s yard, one of the Forty Thieves: twenty-year-old wood and green stuff with the sap in it all clapped together promiscuous and fastened with copper – precious little copper – and then overmasted to please the landsmen’s fancy, so that when it comes on to blow her timbers all sprawl abroad. She is British-built, sir, and most of what we have sailed in, you and I, have been Spanish or French. They may not be very clever at fighting or sailing ’em, but God love us, they do know how to build.’ He put down his glass and said, ‘I do wish we had a can of Margate beer. But beer ain’t genteel.’

      ‘It might be more healthy,’ said Stephen. ‘So we are to put in at Plymouth, I hear?’

      ‘That’s right, sir: to complete. You will have your two mates – and don’t I wish they may like it, when they see the dog-holes where we must stow them – and we must find the best part of our crew, three hundred hands or so. Lord, Doctor, how I hope we can get hold of some right seamen! The Captain can always fill half a frigate with good men come volunteerly, but they won’t amount to much in a ship of the line – no prize-money in a ship of the line on blockade. And of course we are to have three more lieutenants and maybe a chaplain: the Captain is against it, but Admiral Thornton likes to have chaplains aboard and we may have to carry half a dozen out for the fleet. He is rather a blue-light admiral, though a good fighting-man, and he thinks it encourages the hands to have a proper funeral, with the words said by a real parson. Then we must have midshipmen, and this time the Captain swears he will enter none but what are regularly bred to the sea, none but what can hand, reef and steer, work their tides and take double altitudes, and understand the mathematics; he is not going to take a floating nursery, says he. For although you may scarcely believe it, Doctor, a dozen good seamanlike reefers are very useful aboard, learning the raw hands their duty; we are sure to have a good many – raw hands I mean – and they must learn their duty pretty quick, with the French grown so bold and the Americans coming right up into the Channel.’

      ‘Are not the Frenchmen all shut up in Rochefort and Brest?’

      ‘Their ships of the line: but when it comes on to blow hard from the east and our squadrons have to run for Torbay, their frigates slip out and chew up our merchantmen something cruel. I dare say we shall have a convoy to see down to the Straits. And then there are the privateers too, very presumptuous reptiles in the Bay. Still, the receiving ships may give us some decent drafts: the Captain has good friends in Plymouth. I hope so indeed, because there is no man in the service to work them up into a smart crew like the Captain, and a smart crew will offset an unweatherly slab-sided old ship. She has the guns, after all, and I can just see him sending her smack into the French line, if only they come out of Toulon, smack into the middle, both broadsides roaring.’ The port, in addition to cochineal, contained a good deal of impure alcohol, and Pullings, a little elevated, cried, ‘Both broadsides into the thick of ’em – breaks the line – takes a first-rate – takes another – he is made a lord, and Tom Pullings a commander at last!’ He turned his glowing, radiant face to the opening door.

      ‘Well, sir, I am sure you shall be before long,’ said Preserved Killick. He was the Captain’s steward, a coarse, plain, ugly seaman, still quite unpolished in spite of his years of office, but a very old shipmate and therefore entitled to be familiar in an empty wardroom.

      ‘Preserved Killick,’ said Stephen, shaking his hand, ‘I am happy to see you. Drink this,’ – handing him his glass – ‘it will do you good.’

      ‘Thankee, sir,’ said Killick, tossing it off without a wink; and in an official voice, though without СКАЧАТЬ