The Ionian Mission. Patrick O’Brian

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СКАЧАТЬ himself to a shattered leg with a saw in his hand was a bold, deft, determined operator; his gestures were rapid, sure, precise. But billiards was not his game. Although his theory was sound enough his practice was contemptible. Now, having studied the possibilities at length, he gave his ball a hesitant poke, watched it roll deliberately into the top right-hand pocket without touching any of the others, and returned to his olive-tree. The other players belonged to a different world entirely: Nathan gathered the balls into a corner, nursing them in a long series of almost imperceptible cannons and breaking them only to leave his opponent in a most uncomfortable situation; Jagiello accomplished some surprising feats at the top of the table with a spot-stroke; but Diana favoured a more dashing game by far, delighting in the losing hazard. She walked round the table with a predatory gleam in her eye, sending the balls streaking up and down with a ringing crack. At one point, when she had already made a break of thirty-seven and needed only three to win, the balls were awkwardly placed in the middle. She hoisted her slim person on to the edge of the table and she was about to reach right out with her whole length poised over the baize when Stephen called, ‘Take the rest to it, my dear; take the long rest, for all love.’ There was a strong possibility that she was with child, and he did not like the position at all.

      ‘Bah,’ said she, lowering her cue to her outstretched hand: she glared along it, her eyes narrowed, the tip of her tongue showing from the corner of her mouth; she paused, and then with a strong smooth stroke sent the red straight into the bottom right-hand pocket while her own ball shot into that on the left. She slipped off the table with such a lithe, easy grace and such an open delighted triumph that Stephen’s heart stopped for a beat and the other men looked at her with the utmost fondness.

      ‘Captain Jagiello’s coach,’ said the butler.

      As far as real battlefields and beds of roses were concerned, Captain Aubrey was far better acquainted with the first, partly because of his profession, which, with enormous intervals of delay, often cold and always wet, brought him into violent conflict with the King’s enemies, to say nothing of the Admiralty, the Navy Board, and bloody-minded superiors and subordinates, and partly because he was a wretched gardener. For all his loving care the roses at Ashgrove Cottage produced more greenfly, caterpillars, mildew, rust, and grey mould than flowers – never enough at any one time to make a bed for a dwarf, let alone a six-foot sea-officer who tipped the beam at sixteen stone. In the figurative sense, his marriage was a good deal nearer the roses than most; he was a good deal happier than he deserved (he was neither a sure provider nor quite strictly monogamous) and although he was not ideally happy, although he might secretly wish for a companion with more sense of a man’s carnal nature and somewhat less possessive, he was profoundly attached to Sophie: and in any case he was often away from home for years on end.

      He now stood on the poop of HMS Worcester, about to set off again; and his wife sat a little way behind him, on an incongruous elbow-chair brought on deck for the occasion.

      The ship had been at single anchor in Spithead these long hours past, the Blue Peter as firmly established at her foretopmast head as though it had been nailed there, her foretopsail loosed, and her capstan-bars shipped and swifted a whole watch ago, ready to send her on her way: the entire ship’s company was in a state of angry tension – officers snappish, dinner delayed, all eyes indignantly turned to the shore. She swung broad on the slackening ebb, and Captain Aubrey moved over to the starboard rail, his telescope still trained on Portsmouth. His face, his naturally good-tempered, cheerful face, was set, dark, and stern: the wind still served, but only just, and once the tide began to make his ship might as well return to her moorings – she would never get out against the tide. He loathed unpunctuality; and unpunctuality it was, gross unpunctuality, that was keeping him here; he had already begged a long, long breathing-space from the port-admiral, who was devoted to Mrs Aubrey, but this could not last and any moment now a hoist would break out on that flagstaff over there, the Worcester’s signal to proceed to sea, and then sail she must, surgeon or no surgeon, leaving her gig’s crew to find their way as best they might.

      Dr Maturin’s sea-chest had come aboard, and his well-remembered ’cello-case, brought in good time from the Portsmouth mail; but no Doctor had come with them. It was in vain that Bonden, the Captain’s coxswain, badgered the coachman and the guard: no, they had not seen a little ill-looking sallow cove in a full-bottomed wig; no, they had not left him by accident at Guildford, Godalming or Petersfield, because why? Because he was never on the bleeding coach to begin with, cully. Bonden might put that in his pipe and smoke it, or stuff it up his arse, whichever he preferred; and there was eighteenpence to pay on the bass fiddle, as being unnatural baggage, unaccompanied.

      ‘How I do loathe unpunctuality,’ said Captain Aubrey. ‘Even by land. Forward there: belay that smiting-line.’ This last was delivered in a voice so strong that it echoed from the walls of Noman’s Land Fort, and the words ‘that smiting-line’ mingled faintly with his next remark, which was addressed to his wife. ‘Really, Sophie, you would think that a fellow of Stephen’s parts, a prodigious natural philosopher, could be brought to understand the nature of the tide. Here is the moon at her perigee, in syzygy, and near the equator, as I showed you last night, and you smoked it directly, did you not?’

      ‘Oh, perfectly, my dear,’ said Sophie, looking wild: at least she had a clear recollection of the pale crescent over Porchester Castle.

      ‘Or at least he might grasp its importance to seamen,’ said Jack. ‘And a full-blown spring tide at that. Sometimes I despair … My dear,’ looking at his watch again – ‘I am afraid we must say goodbye. If ever he should appear at Ashgrove Cottage, you will tell him to post down to Plymouth. Mr Pullings, a bosun’s chair, if you please, a whip for the dunnage, and pass the word for the children.’

      The cry ran through the ship ‘Children aft – children report to the Captain – all children aft’ and Jack’s two little girls came running from the galley, grasping massy half-eaten slabs of cold plum-duff, followed by George, their younger brother, in his first pair of pantaloons, carried by a hairy quartermaster. But George’s full-moon face was anxious and preoccupied; he whispered into the seaman’s hairy ear. ‘Can’t you wait?’ asked the seaman. George shook his head: the seaman whipped off the pantaloons, held the little boy well out over the leeward rail and called for a handful of tow.

      On the poop itself Jack was still gazing through the innumerable masts – half the Channel fleet and countless transports, with smallcraft of every shape and size plying between them and the shore. He had the Sally Port clear in his glass, with the men-of-war’s boats going to and fro, and his own gig waiting there, his coxswain sitting in the stern-sheets, eating bread and cheese with one hand and haranguing his shipmates with the other: behind the Sally Port the rough unpaved triangular square and the Keppel’s Head inn at the far side, with its broad white balcony. And as he watched a coach and four took the corner at break-neck speed, scattering officers, seamen, Marines and their attendant trollops, and drew up, still rocking perilously, in the middle of the open space.

      ‘Our number, sir,’ said the signal-midshipman, his glass trained on the flagstaff. ‘And now Worcester proceed to sea.’ Another hoist, and the midshipman searched madly in his book. ‘Without further … further …’

      ‘Delay,’ said Jack without taking his eye from his telescope. ‘Acknowledge. Mr Pullings: strike the Blue Peter. All hands to weigh.’ He saw a woman pass the reins to a man, leap from the box and run down to the boats, followed by a small black figure from the body of the coach, carrying an enormous parcel. ‘Sophie,’ he said, loud over the bosun’s pipes and the pounding of feet, ‘ain’t that Diana?’

      ‘I am sure it is,’ said she, looking through the glass. ‘I can recognize her sprigged muslin from here. And that is poor Stephen, with the parcel.’

      ‘At last,’ said Jack. ‘At last. The usual hell-fire drama. Thank God he has someone to look СКАЧАТЬ