The World of Unicellular. This Book is a Medicine from Moronity. Oleg Seriy
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СКАЧАТЬ committed mass act of hara-kiri. Meanwhile the Jamgimen, having captured enemy tank corps, made a madhouse of the republic. Pupkin Mumbling became the President during the next elections and another peaceful period started in the life of our republic.

      OuKB!!! Hey! Hey!

      I am kind…

      The theory was finished here.

      And the practice is beginning…

      (!) (P) resident is a resident (in brief “resik”) of the definite country for the definite period. When his division term (the second term is sharing out) of this country is finishing, the president will to be used one (that is second-hand resident of the world government). Unicellular called such persons “ex-presidents”. But face the truth! Aren’t they second-hand?!?

      “Some people had side effects from my drug (that are my books), they all (all of them are my children) were possessed of the magic effect. So I’ll say as follows… If you, unicellular, all your life (or rather all your poor existence) didn’t work on your spiritual development, and now you want to know everything for five minutes, – it won’t be. You should put much more time into yourself and your spiritual growth. And if you think that it will be simple – oh, yes! It will be simple. But if you think that it will be easy – oh, not! It won’t be very easy. One can achieve greatness over himself only by laborious work”.

      Multicellular

      “They put the buckets on their heads in which the holes for eyes were cut. Inside a light bulb was burning, and something was written on it*”.

      Yushin V.P., Shchedrovitskiy G.P.

      * And the inscription depended on which “God” people worshiped. I’ll enumerate the most diffused illnesses:

      – CPSU;

      – Democracy;

      – Terrorism;

      – Language;

      – Country;

      – Religion;

      – Science;

      – Mass media;

      – Medicine;

      – Studies;

      – Social classes;

      – Borders;

      – Fashion;

      – Sex;

      – Female or male;

      – Death and many – many others…

      Unicellular: Why do the governments finance nothing, besides their breeding?

      Multicellular: Because they are unicellular states!!!

      “I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but I am a citizen of the world”.

      Socrates

      “My aim is to save the fallen (thanks to me and to you as well) mankind, but not to frighten it, so if you don’t understand a thing without fear…”

      О.S. (ex-Lucifer, his name is Legion)

      Attention. Parenthetic remark…

      So, I’d like to tell you that sex between Angels (starting from Lucifer and so on) and Human Beings (starting form Eve and so) is more or less all right. But when you start to realize that you are both – an Angel and a Human, you really go outof mind…

      “Putting swindlers into jail has always been my hobby.

      Or at least putting them in pre-trial detention center.

      Then I realized that they should be just shot”.

      The author of anything and something

      Anunaki: Tell us, MaRiCaBo, why people don’t buy “The Salvation Book from the Doomsday 2012—2013” and don’t save themselves?

      MaRiCaBo: The fact is, oh, Mighty, that they are extremely dumb. I know people like no one else. I’ll give an example. We were selling water filters, but people didn’t want to buy them, “cause the water they were drinking was pure by sight. We had to invent an appliance for a visual demonstration of that waterto unicellular, I mean, for a quality check. Those appliances were called “TDS transducer” and “electrolyzer”. And when water turned black or green in front of their eyes, their eyes were opening wider, thus, our filters found a ready sale!..

      Anunaki: Do you want to tell us that they should see Nibiru, X Planet, our Gerkolubus, with their own eyes so they could believe it?!?

      MaRiCaBo: Yeah, right! Unicellular are stupid bastards. They do not look into the microscope at water they drink and food they eat. Their bodies forgot how to determine which food is good and which is not, because everything they eat is a sheer crap. It’s all the same with Gerkolubus. While some scientists and amateurs are looking into telescopes – that’s one thing, they see Gerkolubus. But when they clearly see that it is moving right at them and they’re gonna be totally fucked up, then they start thinking of it. Yeah.

      Anunaki: A-a-ah… Then we’ll come and show them who the boss is here!!!! Am I right, brothers and sisters?!? What do those unicellular say? Okay?

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