The World of Unicellular. This Book is a Medicine from Moronity. Oleg Seriy
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Название: The World of Unicellular. This Book is a Medicine from Moronity
Автор: Oleg Seriy
Издательство: Издательские решения
Жанр: Эзотерика
isbn: 9785449673718
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Fifthly, monkeys help each other in time of need working on the principle of mutual supportiveness and not pass by – the way people got used to.
And finally, sixthly, monkeys are more adequate in terms of clothes’ choice unlike people – monkeys wear their natural clothes the Mother-earth endowed them with and unlike people don’t hide their charms and virtues from the rest of the world.
So, I hope, it became quite evident to you that people are at a lower stage of transformational growth than the monkeys. If not – read from the beginning one more time. If you do not understood again while you are reading this line again, so this book is not for you.
“Each man is God (multicellular) by his potential, made after the image and likeness of the Creator. And if he, the man, fails to develop his godlike abilities, he becomes a moron (unicellular), made after the image and likeness of the Creature”.
Oleg Seriy
Milicents were the busybodies in the unicellular world. Signs “militia”, “police” or “the cops” were placed over their buildings. Their main task was to uncover crimes. And it should be said they understood it in their own way. Rather than to entrap the criminals, villains and bastards, they entrapped decent people (usually not that shifty and sly) while beating the shit out of them (literally) or to death (for real) with their rubber truncheons. To stay alive, a decent man had to confess crimes he’d never committed. Thus, the crimes were “uncovered” well. The papers and mass-media of the unicellular were announcing that now and again.
The unicellular used to drink and smoke thus killing themselves daily. Moreover, the unicellular applied toxic chemicals to “preen feathers”. A typical unicellular yearly poured two liters of shampoo over him. Female species covered their nails with lacquer – an order of eleven millimeters each year, and ate up an order of 100 grams of lipstick; and another 20 grams of “women’s lips” were eaten up by male species. These same male species coated themselves by more than two meters thick of shaving cream every year. And this is apart from toothpaste, soap, detergents, powders and cleansers… The ambience of the unicellular was so rich with chemistry and synthetics, that every bathroom of unicellular should have born a “chemical hazard” sign. But there were no such signs. Practically all their cosmetics and personal care products contained SLS (poison), and also 15 more similar components… Namely by this reason, shower gels corroded the skin: the cheap and the elite cosmetics were bottled out of a single barrel; the creams contained parabens encouraging cancer; there were mercury, arsenic and lead in the lipstick: and “anti-dandruff” shampoos only produced dandruff; baby cosmetics usually consisted of toxins and lead; fossil oil in various poisonous combinations was present in a lot of beauty products’ along with other chemically dangerous substances… It was just unreal to get to this stuff production site without a gun. And whatever the unicellular were using – they were poisoning themselves with it… That was one of the small deceptions daily suffered by those poor unicellular (deprived of the God the Goody One) … And even this deception was colossal.
“Every few centuries, at the crucial of mankind moments of history, when the evil on the Earth has an opportunity to gain the upper hand, higher forces hire and send a powerful warrior to the Earth. Mysterious son of destiny, about whom one says different prophecies: starting with Nostradamus, the Gospel and till the last prophecy of Fatima. According to the legends and some prophecies, the age of which is more than five thousand years: he was born in the most hidden and inaccessible part of the universe, in the center, from which the whole life originates, and where those are, who invisibly to rules us. ‘He was forged from the iron by the hand of the God, and tempered stronger than steel by the will of Destiny’. He will rule the Earth with his iron hand and will set on the world throne only the worthy candidate. On Earth, as a punishment for his excessive boldness, braveness and fore, he will be forced to fight for her hand and heart. He was seen by many people, the whole world history is often using his name, but nobody knows anything about him for sure. Many thousand years ago he saw evil for the first time, he swore to destroy it… His strength and power is undeniable throughout the universe, and even the Lord of darkness is afraid to deal with him and wants to head up his legions. The Greeks used to call him —Ares, god of war, the Romans – Mars. His armor is not a super costume or super force, but iron will, steel character, unlimited cunning and reckless courage. His freedom-loving and rebellious nature did not allow him to bow to any of the kings. His motto is ‘Justice and Love’. But under this impenetrable armor hides а very different person: not a superman, thin-skinned and inconsolably exhausted by his fate, the same little boy from the garden Eden. But still there is something that is even stronger than him. Will his eternal love manage to break through that armor and get him back to the light until it becomes too late? This is only the beginning of the most famous ancient legend that began even before the foot of the first man stepped on Earth. How will it end? Nobody knows it yet. But eventually we all will find that out”.
Phillip Victor Drobin Dvalva
Well, firstly, the most mighty warrior is getting his mission not once in several, but once in many centuries. Secondly, nobody assigns his missionsto him, he takes it himself. Thirdly, he is already tired of those missions and striving for rest. Fourthly, The Warrior is not his name… Well, he has a lot of names. But just three of them are the key ones: stage 1: Lucifer (Eden is his deployment site; evolution); stage 2: AntiChrist (Hell is his deployment site; degradation), stage 3: MaRiCaBo (Earth is his deployment site; evolution). And on the Earth, he was forced to fight to get as much as Eve herself (in various incarnations preceding the Universal Coronation). He loved her, seduced, and fucked her once back in Eden being the Supreme Angel called Lucifer (which means literally Bringing Light). Yes, he really was, and is, brave and impertinent enough to woo Eve, but he is also modest and vulnerable, and this side of his life is nearly unknown… He is cruel, but he feels real pity for all he punished or is punishing. He is wise, but you will hardly manage to find a better fool. Well, that is The One, full of contradictions and conformities, randomness and regularity, strength and weakness, love and hatred, wisdom and stupidity, good and evil…
When a unicellular is talking to the Lord, it is called Prayer,
but when the Lord is talking to a unicellular, it is called Schizophrenia.
Anecdote
But let us get back to the World of Unicellular… How was it created?!? Well, there is a theory… About the one who has created those unicellular along with their world (actually, their turmoil) … The theory was developed by a great poster called Shiga (rated as Spartacian). By the time of our discovery of his great Unicellular World Creation Theory, he had already made as much as 3110 posts. He is from Sarani. And his theory is from there too.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:40 am
Post subject: The official religions of the Flash Mob party.
Jamgihism. Introduction
Me, “Guru”, Farid Al-Sarani Ibn Rinat Ibn Halfimulla Ibn Harryfulla Ibn Gurubuddhas present a new faith to all those living on the Earth. This is a religion which is the kindof a prophecy written from the words of an anonymous guy. Let’s call him this way – the Dude – just to be precise. So the Dude revealed a horrible story to me – the whole world is created by Jamgick – СКАЧАТЬ