The Colloquies of Erasmus, Volume I. Erasmus Desiderius

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СКАЧАТЬ is it possible that in so publick a Place no Body should know you were alive?

      Pa. Good Men are no where in the World so much incognito as there, so that in the brightest Day you shall scarce see one in a throng'd Market.

      Co. Well, but then you're come home loaden with Benefices.

      Pa. Indeed I hunted after them diligently, but I had no Success; for the Way of Fishing there is according to the Proverb, with a golden Hook.

      Co. That's a foolish Way of Fishing.

      Pa. No Matter for that, some Folks find it a very good Way.

      Co. Are they not the greatest Fools in Nature that change Gold for Lead?

      Pa. But don't you know that there are Veins of Gold in holy Lead?

      Co. What then! Are you come back nothing but a Pamphagus?

      Pa. No.

      Co. What then, pray?

      Pa. A ravenous Wolf.

      Co. But they make a better Voyage of it, that return laden with Budgets full of Benefices. Why had you rather have a Benefice than a Wife?

      Pa. Because I love to live at Ease. I love to live a pleasant Life.

      Co. But in my Opinion they live the most pleasant Life that have at Home a pretty Girl, that they may embrace as often as they have a Mind to it.

      Pa. And you may add this to it, sometimes when they have no Mind to it. I love a continual Pleasure; he that marries a Wife is happy for a Month, but he that gets a fat Benefice lives merrily all his Life.

      Co. But Solitude is so melancholy a Life, that Adam, in Paradise could not have liv'd happily unless God had given him an Eve.

      Pa. He'll ne'er need to want an Eve that has gotten a good Benefice.

      Co. But that Pleasure can't really be call'd Pleasure that carries an ill Name and bad Conscience with it.

      Pa. You say true, and therefore I design to divert the Tediousness of Solitude by a Conversation with Books.

      Co. They are the pleasantest Companions in the World. But do you intend to return to your Fishing again?

      Pa. Yes, I would, if I could get a fresh Bait.

      Co. Would you have a golden one or a silver one?

      Pa. Either of them.

      Co. Be of good Cheer, your Father will supply you.

      Pa. He'll part with nothing; and especially he'll not trust me again, when he comes to understand I have spent what I had to no Purpose.

      Co. That's the Chance of the Dice.

      Pa. But he don't like those Dice.

      Co. If he shall absolutely deny you, I'll shew you where you may have as much as you please.

      Pa. You tell me good News indeed, come shew it me, my Heart leaps for Joy.

      Co. It is here hard by.

      Pa. Why, have you gotten a Treasure?

      Co. If I had, I would have it for myself, not for you.

      Pa. If I could but get together 100 Ducats I should be in Hopes again.

      Co. I'll shew you where you may have 100,000.

      Pa. Prithee put me out of my Pain then, and do not teaze me to Death. Tell me where I may have it.

      Co. From the Asse Budæi, there you may find a great many Ten Thousands, whether you'd have it Gold or Silver.

      Pa. Go and be hang'd with your Banter, I'll pay you what I owe you out of that Bank.

      Co. Ay, so you shall, but it shall be what I lend you out of it.

      Pa. I know your waggish Tricks well enough.

      Co. I'm not to be compar'd to you for that.

      Pa. Nay, you are the veriest Wag in Nature, you are nothing but Waggery; you make a Jest of a serious Matter. In this Affair it is far easier Matter to teaze me than it is to please me. The Matter is of too great a Consequence to be made a Jest on. If you were in my Case you would not be so gamesome; you make a mere Game of me; you game and banter me. You joke upon me in a Thing that is not a joking Matter.

      Co. I don't jeer you, I speak what I think. Indeed I do not laugh, I speak my Mind. I speak seriously. I speak from my Heart. I speak sincerely. I speak the Truth.

      Pa. So may your Cap stand always upon your Head, as you speak sincerely. But do I stand loitering here, and make no haste Home to see how all Things go there?

      Co. You'll find a great many Things new.

      Pa. I believe I shall; but I wish I may find all Things as I would have them.

      Co. We may all wish so if we will, but never any Body found it so yet.

      Pa. Our Rambles will do us both this Good, that we shall like Home the better for Time to come.

      Co. I can't tell that, for I have seen some that have play'd the same Game over and over again; if once this Infection seizes a Person he seldom gets rid of it.

      OF A SOLDIER'S LIFE

The ARGUMENT

      The wicked Life of Soldiers is here reprehended, and shewn to be very miserable: That War is Confusion, and a Sink of all manner of Vices, in as much as in it there is no Distinction made betwixt Things sacred and profane. The Hope of Plunder allures many to become Soldiers. The Impieties of a Military Life are here laid open, by this Confession of a Soldier, that Youth may be put out of Conceit of going into the Army.

      HANNO, THRASYMACHUS.

      Hanno. How comes it about that you that went away a Mercury, come back a Vulcan?

      Thr. What do you talk to me of your Mercuries and your Vulcans for?

      Ha. Because you seem'd to be ready to fly when you went away, but you're come limping Home.

      Thr. I'm come back like a Soldier then.

      Ha. You a Soldier, that would out-run a Stag if an Enemy were at your Heels.

      Thr. The Hope of Booty made me valiant.

      Ha. Well, have you brought Home a good Deal of Plunder then?

      Thr. Empty Pockets.

      Ha. Then you were the lighter for travelling.

      Thr. But I was heavy loaden with Sin.

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