Plays: Lady Frederick, The Explorer, A Man of Honour. Maugham William Somerset
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СКАЧАТЬ out.] Did you ever hear such a conversation in your life between a young unmarried couple?

Rose

      My dear papa, we must be prepared for everything.

Admiral

      In my youth young ladies did not refer to things of that sort.

Lady Frederick

      Well, I don't suppose they're any the worse for having an elementary knowledge of natural history. Personally I doubt whether ignorance is quite the same thing as virtue, and I'm not quite sure that a girl makes a better wife because she's been brought up like a perfect fool.

Admiral

      I am old-fashioned, Lady Frederick; and my idea of a modest girl is that when certain topics are mentioned she should swoon. Swoon, madam, swoon. They always did it when I was a lad.

Rose

      Well, father, I've often tried to faint when I wanted something that you wouldn't give me, and I've never been able to manage it. So I'm sure I couldn't swoon.

Admiral

      And with regard to this ridiculous discussion as to which University your son is to be sent, you seem to forget that I have the right to be consulted.

Gerald

      My dear Admiral, I don't see how it can possibly matter to you.

Admiral

      And before we go any further I should like you to know that the very day Rose was born I determined that her son should go to Cambridge.

Rose

      My dear papa, I think Gerald and I are far and away the best judges of our son's welfare.

Admiral

      The boy must work, Rose. I will have no good-for-nothing as my grandson.

Gerald

      Exactly. And that is why I'm resolved he shall go to Dublin.

Rose

      The important thing is that he should have really nice manners, and that they teach at Oxford if they teach nothing else.

Lady Frederick

      Well, don't you think you'd better wait another twenty years or so before you discuss this?

Admiral

      There are some matters which must be settled at once, Lady Frederick.

Lady Frederick

      You know, young things are fairly independent nowadays. I don't know what they'll be in twenty years' time.

Gerald

      The first thing the boy shall learn is obedience.

      Rose. Certainly. There's nothing so hateful as a disobedient child.

Admiral

      I can't see my grandson venturing to disobey me.

Lady Frederick

      Then you're all agreed. So that's settled. I came to tell you your carriage was ready.

Admiral

      Go and put on your bonnet, Rose. [To Lady Frederick.] Are you coming with us?

Lady Frederick

      I'm afraid I can't. Au revoir.

Admiral

      A tout à l'heure.

[He and Rose go out.Gerald

      Have you ever seen in your life any one so entirely delightful as Rose?

Lady Frederick

      [Laughing.] Only when I've looked in the glass.

Gerald

      My dear Elizabeth, how vain you are.

Lady Frederick

      You're very happy, my Gerald.

Gerald

      It's such a relief to have got over all the difficulties. I thought it never would come right. You are a brick, Elizabeth.

Lady Frederick

      I really think I am rather.

Gerald

      The moment you promised to arrange things I felt as safe as a house.

Lady Frederick

      I said I'd do my best, didn't I? And I told you not to worry.

Gerald

      [Turning round suddenly.] Isn't it all right?

Lady Frederick

      No, it's about as wrong as it can possibly be. I knew Cohen was staying here, and I thought I could get him to hold the bills over for a few days.

Gerald

      And won't he?

Lady Frederick

      He hasn't got them any more.

Gerald

      [Startled.] What!

Lady Frederick

      They've been negotiated, and he swears he doesn't know who has them.

Gerald

      But who could have been such a fool?

Lady Frederick

      I don't know, that's just the awful part of it. It was bad enough before. I knew the worst Cohen could do, but now… It couldn't be Paradine.

Gerald

      And then there's Montgomerie.

Lady Frederick

      I shall see him to-day.

Gerald

      What are you going to say to him?

Lady Frederick

      I haven't an idea. I'm rather frightened of him.

Gerald

      You know, dear, if the worst comes to the worst…

Lady Frederick

      Whatever happens you shall marry Rose. I promise you that.

[Paradine Fouldes appears.Fouldes

      May I come in?

Lady Frederick

      [Gaily.] It's a public room. I don't see how we can possibly prevent you.

Gerald

      I'm just going to take a stroll.

Lady Frederick

      Do.

[He goes out.Fouldes

      Well? How are things going?

Lady Frederick

      Quite well, thank you.

Fouldes

      I've left Charlie with his mother. I hope you can spare him for a couple of hours.

Lady Frederick

      I told him he must spend the afternoon with her. I don't approve of his neglecting his filial duty.

Fouldes

      Ah!.. I saw Dick Cohen this morning.

Lady Frederick

      [Quickly.] Did you?

Fouldes

      It seems to interest you?

Lady Frederick

      Not at all. Why should it?

Fouldes

      [Smiling.] Nice little man, isn't he?

Lady Frederick

      [Good humouredly.] I wish I had something to throw at you.

Fouldes

      [With a laugh.] Well, СКАЧАТЬ