I am Dracula. An interview with the greatest vampire. Boris Borisovich Shabrin

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      ISBN 978-5-0060-9470-3

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      Dracula’s infamous reputation

      Are you tired of mundane book reviews that fail to challenge your intellect and leave you feeling unfulfilled? Look no further! Fose, the infamous black magician, has a riveting tale to tell about his encounter with none other than Vlad Tepes, aka Dracula, the vampire tyrant.

      Let’s start with a brief introduction to Dracula, shall we? He’s infamous for his blood-sucking tendencies and his iron-fisted rule over his subjects. He’s so feared that even centuries after his death, his legend lives on, striking terror into the hearts of all who hear his name. But what could bring such a notorious figure to Russia? And why, of all people, would he choose to sit down for an interview with Fosé, the enigmatic black magician?

      These are questions that will leave you scratching your head and questioning the very fabric of reality. But fear not, my dear reader, for Fose has all the answers!

      In his typical sarcastic style, Fosé regales us with a tale filled with metaphors that are sure to leave your mind reeling. Was Dracula seeking redemption, or was he simply bored of his eternal existence and seeking a new challenge? Did Fosé summon him with a flick of his wand, or did Dracula seek him out on his own accord? The answers may surprise you, but one thing’s for certain – this is not your typical book review.

      But don’t take my word for it. Dive headfirst into Fosé’s tale and experience the bewilderment for yourself. From one single woman in her 50s who has been burned by love to another, trust me when I say that this is the escape you’ve been looking for. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and let Fosé take you on a journey that you won’t soon forget.

      Instead of a preface

      This book is a historical document – the most complete manuscript of the life and deeds of Dracula (Vlad Tepes) ever written. The magician Fose is famous for his ability to interview the most famous mythological creatures. This time he will conduct for you a live interview with Dracula (Vlad the Impaler, an ancient vampire from Romania), who arrived in Russia yesterday on his vampire business.

      The magician Fose met Vlad Tepes at a mysterious abode, where the ancient vampire decided to accept an interview. Dracula, dressed in a black cloak and with a mysterious gleam in his eyes, sat in a chair opposite the magician.

      PART 1: The Arrival of Vlad Tepes to Russia

      – What brought you to Russia, and how do you feel about the country?

      Preface to Vlad the Impaler’s Visit to Russia

      Fose: Can you tell us a little bit about your background, and how you came to be known as Dracula?

      Dracula: My background is one of great mystery and intrigue. I was born into a noble family in Transylvania in the 15th century, and was known by many names throughout my life. It was my military campaigns against the Ottoman Turks that earned me the nickname Vlad the Impaler, due to my fondness for impaling my enemies on wooden stakes. However, it was the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker that solidified my legacy as a legendary vampire.

      Fose: So, Dracula, it’s great to have you here in Russia. Can you tell us why you’re here?

      Dracula: Well, Fose, I must say it’s a pleasure to be here. As for why I’m here, there are many reasons. I could say I’m on a diplomatic mission, but that might not be entirely accurate. You see, I’m something of a traveler at heart. I love to see new places, meet new people, and learn about new cultures.

      Fose: That’s fascinating. How did you travel to Russia? Did you fly or take a more… unconventional route?

      Dracula: Ah, well, you know how it is. When you’re immortal, you tend to get a little restless. So, I decided to take a more… scenic route, shall we say. I traveled through the forests of Romania and crossed the Carpathian Mountains. Then, I made my way across the Black Sea and into Russia. It was quite a journey, but I enjoyed every minute of it.

      Fose: And where are you now? Are you staying in Moscow or traveling around the country?

      Dracula: Actually, I’m in St. Petersburg at the moment. It’s a beautiful city, full of history and culture. I’ve been spending my days exploring the museums and art galleries, and my nights… well, let’s just say I’ve been enjoying the local nightlife.

      Fose: Sounds like you’re having a great time. Do you have any plans to visit other parts of Russia while you’re here?

      Dracula: Absolutely. I’ve heard there are some incredible sights to see in Siberia, and I’d love to visit the Kamchatka Peninsula. Of course, I’ll have to make my way back to Romania at some point, but for now, I’m just enjoying the journey.

      Vlad Tepes’s Relationship with Russia

      Fose: Dracula, it’s been said that you have a complicated history with Russia. Can you tell us about your relationship with the country and its people?

      Dracula: Ah, yes, Russia. It’s a country that has both fascinated and confounded me over the centuries. My interactions with Russian leaders have been… let’s just say, interesting. I’ve met with tsars and emperors, and even had a run-in with Ivan the Terrible. But despite our differences, there’s always been a certain respect between us.

      Fose: And what about the Russian people? Have you had a chance to interact with them?

      Dracula: Oh, yes. The Russian people are a resilient and hardy bunch. They’ve endured countless wars, invasions, and revolutions, and yet they still manage to maintain their unique culture and identity. I’ve always been impressed by their love of literature, music, and art. It’s a country that has produced some of the greatest artists and thinkers in history.

      Fose: That’s very interesting. What are your impressions of Russia today?

      Dracula: Well, I have to say, I’m quite impressed. The country has undergone a lot of changes over the past few centuries, but it still retains its unique character. I’ve been particularly impressed by the modernization efforts in places like Moscow and St. Petersburg. And of course, the people are as resilient as ever.

      Cultural differences with Russia

      Fose: Mr. Dracula, I’m curious about your thoughts on cultural differences between Romania and Russia. As someone who has lived for centuries, you must have had the opportunity to experience various cultures and societies. Can you share with us some of your observations?

      Dracula: Ah, yes, cultural differences. They are indeed quite intriguing. As for Romania and Russia, well, both countries have a rich history and culture. However, the differences are quite apparent. For instance, the language, the food, the music, the art, and the people themselves are all distinct.

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