Natboff! One Million Years of Stupidity. Andy Stanton

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      PRAISE FOR Mr Gum:

      ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian

      ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes

      in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’

      Sunday Times

      ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose-

      snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail

      ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor,

      The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio

      ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from

      my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph

      ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend

      them enough.’ Stephen Mangan

      ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2

      ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . .

      When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing

      and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the

      book I wanted to read it all over again it was so

      good.’ Bryony, aged 8

      ‘Do not even think about buying another book –

      This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13

      ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’

      Jeremy Strong

      For Tony McGowan - AS

      For Mrs Aubrey - DT

      Egmont

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      First published in Great Britain 2018

       by Egmont UK Limited

       The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

      Text copyright © 2018 Andy Stanton

       Illustrations copyright © 2018 David Tazzyman

      The moral rights of the author and illustrators have been asserted

      978 1 4052 9098 2

      eISBN 978 1 4052 9276 4

      68623/001

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      CONTENTS

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       NATBOFF

       THE MASSIVE GIANT AND THE FLEA

       Bibbering Through the Ages: The Stone Table

       Princess Snowflake and the Gypsy King

       The Story of Old King Thunderbelly and the Wall of Lamonic Bibber

       Life and Times of Saint Follican

       Bibbering Through the Ages: Ráðghöldeskvúldrr

       A BRIEF HISTORY of the MERRIE OLD KINGS and QUEENS of ENGLAND

       The Two Friends

       Bibbering Through the Ages: Upside-Down Walker on the Bun Shop

       The Duckling and His Mother

       ’TIS RUBBISH BEING A SQUIRREL

       The Witchfinder General

       LORD FAMOUS AND THE PLAGUE

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