Your First Grandchild: Useful, touching and hilarious guide for first-time grandparents. Paul Greenwood

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      Another was not so lucky: ‘The first thing my mother said to me on hearing the news was, “Well, I hope you don’t expect me to look after it for you.” I was shattered. I had phoned her full of excitement and so happy and she burst my balloon. I felt as if she had slapped me over the face. I cried my eyes out when I got off the phone.’

      

      One grandmother (in the book Grandmothers Talking to Nell Dunn) said, ’I think the real function of grandparents is to support the parents – above all.’ A wise remark – and this support cannot start too soon, right from the moment you hear the news. If, by any chance, you have any misgivings, now is not the time to express them. Just keep right in there behind the parent, or parents as the case may be. After all, they’ve usually got enough anxieties without our adding to them.

       ‘My first reaction was very mixed because my son wasn’t married to his girlfriend at the time. I told him they should tie the knot right away, but he said he didn’t want anyone to think it was a shotgun wedding. Also, I suppose, because they weren’t married, I had never thought of myself as a grandmother before. It was a bit of a shock.’

      It’s a good idea to vocalize your support, be it practical or financial, or both. There’s nothing more reassuring to a young couple starting out on that biggest rite of passage than to know that they have some help to fall back on. And, of course, this is all the more so in the case of a single mother. No pregnant woman bravely facing bringing up a child alone needs to hear anything negative.

       ‘For 11 years my daughter had told me that I would never be a grandmother because the doctors had pronounced her infertile. So of course I was utterly delighted, really over the moon, because I never expected it. And they decided to get married too. I said to them, “Don’t get married for my sake,” but they insisted they wanted to anyway. No, really, apart from having my own child, I couldn’t have felt more pleased about anything. Well, I was ready for it. I didn’t want to be too old a Grandma. I am 65.’

      ‘When I Had You’

      Another area in which grandparents (all right, perhaps more usually grandmothers) can be supportive is in being open-minded about healthcare choices during pregnancy and the parents’ plans for the birth. These can sometimes seem very bizarre to our generation, but as will be explained in more detail later, pregnancy care and birth practices have changed beyond belief over the past 20, not to say 30, years. So if you don’t know what she is talking about when it comes to folic acid or toxoplasmosis, ask her what they mean, and don’t pooh-pooh things you don’t know about yet. I say this from experience because I was quite a sceptic until I knew better!

       Help! What Does It Mean?

       Active Birth: Coined by the famous pioneer of natural childbirth, Janet Balaskas, this term describes labours in which the mother remains mobile, with complete freedom of movement. She may choose to walk about, to squat, to kneel or to lean on her birth partner. Of course, she may also lie down, but only if it is her choice to do so. This body-centred approach encourages the mother to have faith in the natural process of birth and to use breathing, meditation, massage and water for pain relief. The International Active Birth Movement promotes this approach worldwide and is based at the Active Birth Centre in London.

      Water Birth: The therapeutic properties of water have been known about for thousands of years and women have always used water as a relaxant – think of how having a bath helped the cramps of period pains. Today, at long last, water is recognized as a highly effective form of pain relief for labour and birth. Whether the mother simply showers or gets in the bath, or whether she uses a purpose-designed birth pool, the effect is similar. The benefit of a pool, however, is that the woman has more mobility in it and can stay in it comfortably for hours. Most women choose to come out for the actual birth, and some to stay in – often they don’t know exactly what they will decide to do until the time comes. Babies born under water don’t take their first breath until they are brought up to the surface, but if you are worried about what might seem like a danger, then – rather than battle with the mother over the issue – resist commenting until you know more. Buy a book on the subject, read up, and if you are still concerned, talk to the obstetrician (with the mother’s permission).

      It’s very important, too, not to indulge in any scare stories. No matter what a hard time you had giving birth, no daughter or daughter-in-law wants to hear about it. Nor son-in-law for that matter. I know my own mother scared the life out of me by telling me that she was dreading my labour because she’d had three difficult births – ‘They were AGONY, darling!’ – and that as I was as narrow-hipped as she was, so she feared for a similar experience. In the event, her dire prophecies proved quite unfounded and she could have saved me quite a lot of apprehension had she kept her misgivings to herself. I know it was because she genuinely didn’t want me to suffer, but there is no need to anticipate something that may never happen.

      Your New Status

       Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

      Margaret Mead

      Grandparents can have a huge and lasting influence in the life of the coming child. Just think how seldom you hear people bad-mouthing grandparents compared to the general berating of poor parents that goes on! Indeed, grandparents are often remembered with intense love and respect – a respect not always consciously incurred.

       Paul Writes

      I loved my grandfather. He would sit in his chair and spit in the fire. It used to sizzle on the coal. He’d put clouds of grey pepper over his chips, then leave most of them. I hated pepper so I couldn’t eat any. But he always had time to play with me.

      It does seem to be true that alone with their grandparents, children relax, perhaps because they are not as emotionally involved with them as with their parents. Also, most grandparents have this great plus – novelty value! In many cases, Grandma and Grandad arrive, have a great time spoiling their grandchildren and then disappear again. Or the grandchild comes for a lovely and special visit. The poor parents stand little chance of competing with this when they’ve got to do all the day-to-day care and disciplining that goes with parenting.

      

      So when you get the big news you can bask in dreams of how much fun you’re going to have and how popular you are going to be. Never mind all these wet wipes and tissues you’re going to have to start carrying about your person.

      Ageing Worries – and How to Lose Them

       Paul Writes

      As a step-Grandpa-to-be, when I heard the news I naturally didn’t experience any feeling of pride that my own genes were being carried on. However, somehow that didn’t in the least diminish my excitement and joy. I felt elated, but at the same time hoped I’d make the grade as a grandparent, as I felt I was quite young and immature myself. And. yes. I suppose – if I’m being very honest – there СКАЧАТЬ