The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 08, No. 47, September, 1861. Various

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СКАЧАТЬ office is to make money—or perhaps I should say to accumulate the means of enjoyment—for the upper classes of society.

      But my father, the late Mr. Harold Chylde, had gentlemanly tastes.

      How can I blame him? I have the same.

      He loved to guide the rapid steed along the avenue.

      I also love to guide the rapid steed.

      He could not persuade his delicate lungs—pardon my seeming knowledge of anatomy—to tolerate the confined air in offices, counting-houses, banks, or other haunts of persons whose want of refinement of taste impels them to the crude distractions of business-life.

      I have the same delicacy of constitution. Indeed, unless the atmosphere I breathe is rendered slightly narcotic by the smoke of Cabañas and slightly stimulating by the savor of heeltaps,—excuse the technical term,—I find myself debilitated to a degree. The open air is extremely offensive to me. I confine myself to clubs and billiard-rooms.

      My late father, being a man distinguished for his clear convictions, was accustomed to sustain the statement of those convictions by wagers. The inherent generosity of his nature obliged him often to waive his convictions in behalf of others, and thus to abandon the receipt of considerable sums. He also found the intellectual excitement of games of chance necessary to his mental health.

      I cannot blame him for these and similar gentlemanly tastes. My own are the same.

      The late Mr. A. Bratley, at that time in his dotage, and recurring to the crude idioms of his homely youth, constantly said to my father,—

      "Harold, you are a spendthrift and a rake, and are bringing up your son the same."

      I object, of course, to his terms; but since he foresaw that my habits would be expensive, it is to be regretted that he did not make suitable provision for their indulgence.

      He did not, however, do so. Persons of low-breeding never can comprehend their duties to the more refined.

      The respective dusts of my father and grandfather were consigned to the tomb the same week, and it was found that my mother's property had all melted away, as—allow me a poetical figure—ice-cream melts between the lips of beauty heated after the German.

      Yes,—all was gone, except a small pittance in the form of an annuity. I will not state the ridiculously trifling amount. I have seen more than our whole annual income lost by a single turn of a card at the establishment of the late Mr. P. Hearn, and also in private circles.

      Something must be done. Otherwise, that deprivation of the luxuries of life which to the aristocratic is starvation.

      I stated my plans to my mother. They were based in part upon my well-known pecuniary success at billiards—I need not say that I prefer the push game, as requiring no expenditure of muscular force. They were also based in part upon my intimacy with a distinguished operator in Wall Street. Our capital would infallibly have been quadrupled,—what do I say? decupled, centupled, in a short space of time.

      My mother is a good, faithful creature. She looks up to me as a Bratley should to a Chylde. She appreciates the honor my father did her by his marriage, and I by my birth. I have frequently remarked a touching fidelity of these persons of the lower classes of society toward those of higher rank.

      "I would make any sacrifice in the world," she said, "to help you, my dear A–"

      "Hush!" I cried.

      I have suppressed my first name as unmelodious and connecting me too much with a religious persuasion meritorious for its wealth alone. Need I say that I refer to the faith of the Rothschild?

      "All that I have is yours, my dear Bratley," continued my mother.

      Quite touching! was it not? I was so charmed, that I mentally promised her a new silk when she went into half-mourning, and asked her to go with me to the opera as soon as she got over that feeble tendency to tears which kept her eyes red and unpresentable.

      "I would gladly aid you," the simple-hearted creature said, "in any attempt to make your fortune in an honorable and manly way."

      "Brava! brava!" I cried, and I patted applause, as she deserved. "And you had better make over your stocks to me at once," I continued.

      "I cannot without your Uncle Bratley's permission. He is my trustee. Go to him, my dear son."

      I went to him very unwillingly. My father and I had always as much as possible ignored the Bratley connection. They live in a part of New York where self-respect does not allow me to be seen. They are engaged in avocations connected with the feeding of the lower classes. My father had always required that the females of their families should call on my mother on days when she was not at home to our own set, and at hours when they were not likely to be detected. None of them, I am happy to say, were ever seen at our balls or our dinners.

      I nerved myself, and penetrated to that Ultima Thule where Mr. Bratley resides. His house already, at that early hour of two, smelt vigorously of dinner. Nothing but the urgency of my business could have induced me to brave these odors of plain roast and boiled.

      A mob of red-faced children rushed to see me as I entered, and I heard one of them shouting up the stairs,—

      "Oh, pa! there's a stiffy waiting to see you."

      The phrase was new to me. I looked for a mirror, to see whether any inaccuracy in my toilet might have suggested it.

      Positively there was no mirror in the salon.

      Instead of it, there were nothing but distressingly bright pictures by artists who had had the bad taste to paint raw Nature just as they saw it.

      My uncle entered, and quite overwhelmed me with a robust cordiality which seemed to ignore my grief.

      "Just in time, my boy," said he, "to take a cut of rare roast beef and a hot potato and a mug of your Uncle Sam's beer with us."

      I shuddered, and rebuked him with the intelligence that I had just lunched at the club, and should not dine till six.

      Then I stated my business, curtly.

      He looked at me with a stare, which I have frequently observed in persons of limited intelligence.

      "So you want to gamble away your mother's last dollar," said he.

      In vain I stated and restated to him my plans. The fellow, evidently jealous of my superior financial ability, constantly interrupted me with ejaculations of "Pish!" "Bosh!" "Pshaw!" "No go!" and finally, with a loud thump on a table, covered with such costly but valueless objects as books and plates, he cried,

      "What a d—d fool!"

      I was glad to perceive that he began to admit my wisdom and his stolidity. And so I told him.

      "A–," said he, using my abhorred name in full, "I believe you are a greater ass than your father was."

      "Sir," said I, much displeased, "these intemperate ebullitions will necessarily terminate our conference."

      "Conference be hanged!" he rejoined. "You may as well give it up. You are not going to get the first red cent out of me."

      "Have I referred, Sir," said I, "to the inelegant coin you name?"

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