The Eleven Comedies, Volume 1. Аристофан

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      DEMOS. Splendid! Draw back in line!127

      CLEON. I am ready.

      DEMOS. Off you go!

      SAUSAGE-SELLER (to Cleon). I shall not let you get to the tape.

      DEMOS. What fervent lovers! If I am not to-day the happiest of men, 'tis because I shall be the most disgusted.

      CLEON. Look! 'tis I who am the first to bring you a seat.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. And I a table.

      CLEON. Hold, here is a cake kneaded of Pylos barley.128

      SAUSAGE—SELLER. Here are crusts, which the ivory hand of the goddess has hallowed.129

      DEMOS. Oh! Mighty Athené! How large are your fingers!

      CLEON. This is pea-soup, as exquisite as it is fine; 'tis Pallas the victorious goddess at Pylos who crushed the peas herself.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Oh, Demos! the goddess watches over you; she is stretching forth over your head … a stew-pan full of broth.

      DEMOS. And should we still be dwelling in this city without this protecting stew-pan?

      CLEON. Here are some fish, given to you by her who is the terror of our foes.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. The daughter of the mightiest of the gods sends you this meat cooked in its own gravy, along with this dish of tripe and some paunch.

      DEMOS. 'Tis to thank me for the Peplos I offered to her; 'tis well.

      CLEON. The goddess with the terrible plume invites you to eat this long cake; you will row the harder on it.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Take this also.

      DEMOS. And what shall I do with this tripe?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. She sends it you to belly out your galleys, for she is always showing her kindly anxiety for our fleet. Now drink this beverage composed of three parts of water to two of wine.

      DEMOS. Ah! what delicious wine, and how well it stands the water.130

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. 'Twas the goddess who came from the head of Zeus that mixed this liquor with her own hands.

      CLEON. Hold, here is a piece of good rich cake.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. But I offer you an entire cake.

      CLEON. But you cannot offer him stewed hare as I do.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Ah! great gods! stewed hare! where shall I find it? Oh! brain of mine, devise some trick!

      CLEON. Do you see this, poor fellow?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. A fig for that! Here are folk coming to seek me.

      CLEON. Who are they?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Envoys, bearing sacks bulging with money.

      CLEON. (Hearing money mentioned Clean turns his head, and Agoracritus seizes the opportunity to snatch away the stewed hare.) Where, where, I say?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Bah! What's that to you? Will you not even now let the strangers alone? Demos, do you see this stewed hare which I bring you?

      CLEON. Ah! rascal! you have shamelessly robbed me.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. You have robbed too, you robbed the Laconians at Pylos.

      DEMOS. An you pity me, tell me, how did you get the idea to filch it from him?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. The idea comes from the goddess; the theft is all my own.

      CLEON. And I had taken such trouble to catch this hare.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. But 'twas I who had it cooked.

      DEMOS (to Cleon). Get you gone! My thanks are only for him who served it.

      CLEON. Ah! wretch! have you beaten me in impudence!

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Well then, Demos, say now, who has treated you best, you and your stomach? Decide!

      DEMOS. How shall I act here so that the spectators shall approve my judgment?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. I will tell you. Without saying anything, go and rummage through my basket, and then through the Paphlagonian's, and see what is in them; that's the best way to judge.

      DEMOS. Let us see then, what is there in yours?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Why, 'tis empty, dear little father; I have brought everything to you.

      DEMOS. This is a basket devoted to the people.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Now hunt through the Paphlagonian's. Well?

      DEMOS. Oh! what a lot of good things! Why! 'tis quite full! Oh! what a huge great part of this cake he kept for himself! He had only cut off the least little tiny piece for me.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. But this is what he has always done. Of everything he took, he only gave you the crumbs, and kept the bulk.

      DEMOS. Oh! rascal! was this the way you robbed me? And I was loading you with chaplets and gifts!

      CLEON. 'Twas for the public weal I robbed.

      DEMOS (to Cleon). Give me back that crown;131 I will give it to him.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Return it quick, quick, you gallows-bird.

      CLEON. No, for the Pythian oracle has revealed to me the name of him who shall overthrow me.

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. And that name was mine, nothing can be clearer.

      CLEON. Reply and I shall soon see whether you are indeed the man whom the god intended. Firstly, what school did you attend when a child?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. 'Twas in the kitchens I was taught with cuffs and blows.

      CLEON. What's that you say? Ah! this is truly what the oracle said. And what did you learn from the master of exercises?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. I learnt to take a false oath without a smile, when I had stolen something.

      CLEON. Oh! Phoebus Apollo, god of Lycia! I am undone! And when you had become a man, what trade did you follow?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. I sold sausages and did a bit of fornication.

      CLEON. Oh! my god! I am a lost man! Ah! still one slender hope remains. Tell me, was it on the market-place or near the gates that you sold your sausages?

      SAUSAGE-SELLER. Near the gates, in the market for salted goods.

      CLEON Alas! I see the prophecy of the god is verily come true. Alas! roll me home.132 I am a miserable, ruined man. Farewell, my chaplet! 'Tis death to me to part with you. So you СКАЧАТЬ