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СКАЧАТЬ (to start) _______ at one end, and George started at the other.

      7. We (to meet) _______ very soon. You'll have to wait a little.

      8. Are you (to show) _______ respect to these ladies?

      8. Find English equivalents to the Russian words in the scanword:

      1. (p…) население, 2. (t…) кормушка, 3. (s…) удовлетворять, 4. (r…) расслабляться, 5. (f…) кормление, 6. (r..) уважение, 7. (f…) особь женского пола, 8. (е…) восклицать, 9. (а…) позволять, 10. (р…) молиться.

      9. Render the joke.

      Section 7

      Pig farm

      A farmer got a good deal on a dozen pigs at an auction. When he got them home he realized they were all females so he talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his girl pigs over to meet with his boy pigs so this man could get some babies. The neighbor agreed and so the farmer loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs.

      That night he went back to pick them up and he asked his neighbor, «How will I know if they are going to have little pigs?» The neighbor said that they would start acting real different and that he could just tell. So next morning he went and checked his pigs and they were just acting normal so he took them back to the neighbor's again. Next morning same thing no change so he took them back.

      Next morning he was sitting at the table and he said to his wife, «Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting different.» She looked out the window and said, «Well, I don't know how different you mean but eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn!!!»

      Study the words and expressions given below:

      auction аукцион

      to realize осознавать

      to load грузить

      truck грузовик

      to check проверять

      honey мед; зд. дорогая

      wheel колесо; зд. рулевое колесо, баранка

      to honk сигналить, гудеть

      horn рог; зд. клаксон

      to get a good deal on sth разг. совершить удачную покупку чего-л.

      to get sth home разг. привезти, доставить что-л. домой

      to start acting real different разг. начать вести себя действительно не так

      next morning разг.the next morning

      to be just acting normal разг. просто вести себя обычно

      same thing no change разг. то же самое и никаких изменений

      neighbor's соседский (дом, ферма)

      to look out the window разг. to look out of the window

      back of the truck зд. кузов грузовика

Exercises to the text

      1. Answer the questions to the text:

      1. How many pigs did the farmer get at the auction?

      2. What did he realize when he got home?

      3. What did he speak with his neighbor about?

      4. How did he get the pigs to the neighbor's farm?

      5. How could the farmer get to know if his girl pigs were going to have babies?

      6. How were the pigs acting after the farmer had brought them from his neighbor's for the first time?

      7. How were they acting when the farmer's wife saw them out of the window?

      2. Fill in the blanks with the words from the text:

      1. A farmer got a good _______ on a dozen pigs.

      2. When he got them home he _______ they were all females.

      3. He wanted to bring his girl pigs _______ to the neighbor's boy pigs _______ they could get some baby pigs.

      4. The farmer _______ the girl pigs in his truck.

      5. That night he went back _______ them up.

      6. They would start acting real_______.

      7. Next morning he went and _______ his pigs.

      3. Say if the statements are true or false:

      1. A farmer got a good deal on a hundred dozen pigs at an auction.

      2. When he got them home he realized they were all females.

      3. The neighbor agreed and so the farmer loaded the boy pigs in his truck.

      4. The neighbor said that they wouldn't act real different.

      5. Next morning he was sitting at the table and he asked his wife if the pigs were acting different.

      6. One of them is in the back of the truck and eleven are behind the wheel honking the horn.

      4. Match the words and expressions in the left column to those in the right one:

      5. Translate from Russian into English:

      1. Он поговорил со своим соседом, чтобы удостовериться, не может ли он привезти к нему своих поросят.

      2. Сосед согласился, и фермер погрузил своих поросят на грузовик.

      3. Тем же вечером он отправился СКАЧАТЬ