Merrie England in the Olden Time. George Daniel
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Название: Merrie England in the Olden Time

Автор: George Daniel

Издательство: Bookwire

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СКАЧАТЬ Jonathan Headstrong, and Ezekiel Scrape! The work of plunder

       goes bravely on. The robbing of widows and orphans is

       “building up the new Zion.” A parcel of notched rascals

       laying their heads together to cheat is “the cause of the

       righteous prospering when brethren dwell together in unity

       and when a canting brother gives up lying and the ghost, Mr.

       Day remarks that “Zachariah went off full of exhortation!”

       It was at the sacking of Basing House, the seat of the

       venerable Marquis of Winchester, that Harrison, the regicide

       and butcher's son, shot Major Robinson, exclaiming as he did

       the deed, “Cursed is he that doeth the work of the Lord

       negligently.” Hugh Peters, the buffooning priest, was of the

       party.

       ** The erection of upright stone crosses is generally

       supposed to have dated its origin from the custom which the

       first Christians in this island adopted of inscribing the

       Druid stones with a cross, that the worship of the converted

       idolator might be transferred from the idol to the emblem of

       his faith; and afterwards the Saxon kings frequently erected

       crosses previously to a battle, at which public prayers were

       offered up for victory. After the Norman conquest crosses

       became common, and were erected in market-places, to induce

       honesty by the sanction of religion: in churchyards, to

       inspire devout and pious feelings; in streets, for the

       deposit of a corpse when borne to its last home; and for

       various other purposes. Here the beggar stationed himself,

       and asked alms in the name of Him who suffered on the cross.

       They were used for landmarks, that men might learn to

       respect and hold sacred the boundaries of another's

       property. Du Cange says that crosses were erected in the

       14th Richard II. as landmarks to define the boundaries

       between Kesteven and Holland. They were placed on public

       roads as a check to thieves, and to regulate processions. At

       the Reformation (?!! ) most of the crosses throughout the

       kingdom were destroyed, when the sweeping injunction of

       Bishop Horne was formally promulgated at his Visitation in

       1571, that all images of the Trinity in glass windows, or

       other places of the church, be put out and extinguished,

       together with the stone cross in the churchyard! We devoutly

       hope, as Dr. Johnson hoped of John Knox, that Bishop Horne

       was buried in a cross-road.

      The sleek rogue read his Bible * upside down, and hated his neighbour: his piety was pelf; his godliness gluttony.

      * “They like none but sanctified and shuttle-headed weavers,

       long-winded boxmakers, and thorough-stitching cobblers,

       thumping felt-makers, jerking coachmen, and round-headed

       button-makers, which spoyle Bibles while they thumb over the

       leaves with their greasie fingers, and sit by the fireside

       scumming their porridge-pot, while their zeal seethes over

       in applications and interpretations of Scripture delivered

       to their ignorant wives and handmaids, with the name and

       title of deare brethren and especially beloved sisters.”—

       The doleful Lamentation of Cheapside Crosse, or Old England

       sick of the Staggers, 1641.

      His grace * was as long as his face. The gnat, like Macbeth's “Amen,” stuck in his throat; but the camel slid down merrily. What a weary, working-day world would this have been under his unhospitable dominion! ** How unlovely and lachrymose! how sectarian and sinister! A bumper of bitters, to be swallowed with a rising gorge, and a wry face! All literature would have resolved itself into—

      * One Lady D'Arcy, a well-jointured, puritanical widow,

       having invited the next heir in the entail to dine with her,

       asked him to say grace. The young gentleman, thinking that

       her ladyship had lived quite long enough, expressed his

       wishes thus graciously:—

       “Good Lord of thy mercy,

       Take my good Lady D'Arcy

       Unto her heavenly throne;

       That I, little Frank,

       May sit in my rank,

       And keep a good house of my own!”

       ** John Knox proclaimed the mild sentence, which was loudly

       re-echoed by his disciples, that the idolator should die the

       death, in plain English (or rather, God be thanked! in plain

       Scotch) that every Catholic should be hanged. The bare

       toleration of prelacy—of the Protestant prelacy!—was the

       guilt of soul-murder. These were the merciful Christians!

       the sainted martyrs! who conducted the inquisitorial tyranny

       of the high commission, and imposed the test of that piece

       of impious buffoonery, the “Holy League and Covenant!!” who

       visited the west of Scotland with the free quarters of the

       military, and triumphed so brutally over the unfortunate,

       patriotic and gallant Montrose. The Scotch Presbyterians

       enacted that each episcopalian was liable to transportation

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