Merrie England in the Olden Time. George Daniel
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Название: Merrie England in the Olden Time

Автор: George Daniel

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       Tuck, Maid Marian, the Queen or Lady of the May, the fool,

       the piper, to which were afterwards added a dragon, and a

       hobbyhorse, were the characters that figured away in that

       truly ancient and grotesque movement. Will Kempe, “the

       comical and conceited jest-monger, and vicegerent to the

       ghost of Dicke Tarleton,” who “raised many a roar by making

       faces and mouths of all sorts,” danced the morris with his

       men of Gotham, in his “Nine daies' wonder from London to

       Norwich.” Kempe's “new jigg,” rivalled in popularity his

       Peter in Romeo and Juliet; Dogberry, in “Much ado about

       nothing;” and

       Justice Shallow, of which he was the original performer. In

       “Jacke Drum's Entertainment,” 4to. 1601, is the following

       song:

       ON THE INTRODUCTION OF A WHITSUN MORRIS-DANCE.

       “Skip it and trip it nimbly, nimbly,

       Tickle it, tickle it lustily,

       Strike up the tabour for the wenches' favour,

       Tickle it, tickle it, lustily.

       Let us be seene on Hygate Greene,

       To dance for the honour of Holloway.

       Sing we are come hither, let us spare for no leather,

       To dance for the honour of Holloway.”

      May games, stage-plays, * fairs, and the various pastimes that delighted the commonalty, were sternly prohibited. The heart sickens at the cant and cruelty of these monstrous times, when fanaticism, with a dagger in one hand, and “Hooks and Eyes for an Unbeliever's Breeches,” in the other, revelled in the destruction of all that was intellectual in the land.

      * Plays were suppressed by the Puritans in 1633. The actors

       were driven off the stage by the soldiers; and the only

       pleasantry that Messrs. “Praise-God-Barebones” and “Fight-

       the-good-fight,” indulged in, was “Enter red coat, exit hat

       and cloak;” a cant phrase in reference to this devout

       tyranny. Randolph, in “The Muses' Looking-glass,” makes a

       fanatic utter this charitable prayer:

       “That the Globe,

       Wherein (quoth he) reigns a whole world of vice,

       Had been consum'd, the Phoenix burnt to ashes;

       The Fortune whipp'd for a blind—Blackfriars!

       He wonders how it 'scap'd demolishing I' the time of

       Reformation: lastly, he wished The Bull might cross the

       Thames to the Bear Gardens, And there be soundly baited.

       In 1599 was published “The overthrow of Stage Playes, by way

       of controversie betwixt D. Gager and D. Rainolde, where-

       in all the Reasons that ean be made for them are notably

       refuted, the objections answered, and the case so clear and

       resolved as that the judgment of any man that is not froward

       and perverse may casilic be satisfied; wherein is

       manifestly proved that it is not onely unlawfull to bee an

       actor, but a beholder of those vanities, &e. &c.”

      When the lute, the virginals, the viol-de-gambo, were hushed for the inharmonious bray of their miserable conventicles, * and the quaintly appropriate signs ** of the ancient taverns and music shops were pulled down to make room for some such horrible effigy as we see dedicated to their high priest, John Knox, on a wall in the odoriferous Canongate of Modern Athens. ***

      * “What a poor pimping business is a Presbyterian place of

       worship; dirty, narrow and squalid: stuck in the corner of

       an old Popish garden such as Linlithgow, and much more,

       Melrose.”—Robert Burns.

       ** Two wooden heads, with this inscription under it: “We

       three loggerheads be.” The third was the spectator. The

       tabor was the ancient sign of a music shop. Tarleton kept an

       eating-house with this sign. Apropos of signs—Two Irishmen

       beholding a hatchment fixed against a house, the one

       inquired what it was? “It's a bad sign!” replied the other

       mysteriously. Paddy being still at fault as to the meaning,

       asked for further explanation.—“It's a sign,” cried his

       companion with a look of immeasurable superiority, “that

       somebody is dead!”

       *** Those who would be convinced of the profaneness of the

       Cameronians and Covenanters have only to read “Scotch

       Presbyterian Eloquence displayed, or the Folly of their

       teaching discovered from their Books, Sermons, and Prayers,”

       1738—a volume full of ludicrous impieties. We select one

       specimen.

       Mr. William Vetch, preaching at Linton, in Tiviotdale, said,

       “Our Bishops thought they were very secure this long time.

       “Like Willie Willie Wastel,

       I am in my castel.

       All the dogs in the town

       Dare nor ding me down.

       “Yea, but there is a doggie in Heaven that has dung them all

       down.”

      Deep was the gloom of those dismal days! The kitchens were cool; the spits motionless. * The green holly and the mystic mistletoe ** were blooming abominations. The once rosy cheeks СКАЧАТЬ