Give It To Me. Ana Castillo
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Название: Give It To Me

Автор: Ana Castillo

Издательство: Ingram

Жанр: Короткие любовные романы

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isbn: 9781558618510

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СКАЧАТЬ He already knew she was gone. Why? Palma, who liked being thought of as a lady (although she fit in a post-modern Gaga definition of it at best), asked. He explained that his cousin Ed was coming to Albuquerque to attend a seminar at the med school. Oh, he is a big, good-looking, successful man, Randall said. He used to work for a pharmaceutical company but has started his own, selling holistic supplements. (Palma’s friend went to take a couple of drink orders and eventually was back and continued.) I know you like it both ways, he said; his waxed eyebrows went up.

      I heard the same about you, Palma said.

      Whatever, Randall said. After a moment, he resumed the topic: You are the only woman I know to fix up with Ed. Who am I, anyway? Randall pretended certain self-importance over the matter while he busied himself drying a glass. The millionaire matchmaker? he said. He was pale like a lot of white people were in New Mexico, which was stupefying to Palma because the one thing that the state guaranteed was sunshine. Ed goes by don Ed now, Randall laughed. He followed that don Miguel to Mexico, came back all spiritualized, looking like a born-again Buddha, quit his job, left his wife . . . oh, honey. Randall fanned himself with a cluster of cocktail napkins.

      Wife?

      Divorced, honey, Randall said, I never could stand that pretentious beyotch with her Beamer and plaid Ann Taylor capris and equestrian lessons. Puh-lease, girlfriend. Don Ed looks like a white Shaquille O’Neal. Go get you some while you can. Plenty for everybody.

      Big. Palma Piedras liked that. She hadn’t had sex in over a month. It was time to go back out on the playing field. Give don Ed my email, she said. Her cell phone was for lovers, past and present. The landline, for the current amore. And email, the application form.

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      How Palma Piedras got to Albuquerque was via Rodrigo’s career. Her Colombian ex-husband was not in a cartel. He was a school administrator. They met in Chicago when he was looking for a new job. A few months later he landed one in Albuquerque. They married in Reno, and not long after settling down, they bought the house that was now her home sans Rodrigo. He was at his job about a year when his brother, who she had laid odds on then was in a cartel, contacted him. He said that their mother was ailing and that Rodrigo had to go back to Medellín, or actually, the outskirts of that mad city. The couple went, pretending it was their idea and not a brother’s who was suspected of disappearing people as casually as flushing his turds down the toilet. The house in Albuquerque went up for sale, didn’t sell, went up again, didn’t sell, while renters through a property manager came and went. In the end they hung on to it. “Hanging on,” an operative term that seemed to have hit Mulchdom like a sudden cloud of tear gas released for maximum crowd control and had otherwise been known worldwide as The Recession.

      In Colombia, their Mulch marriage broke down. She wasn’t able to prove it, but Palma Piedras, who’d kept her maiden name (having scarcely been a maiden at the wedding chapel), had the distinct feeling her husband’s Sundays, which he spent at his ex-wife’s home, had as much to do with re-kindling the flame with the ex as it did with their kid he left behind when he immigrated. That wasn’t what ended it. (It only helped.) Rodrigo told Palma that in Medllín it wasn’t proper or right for a wife to go anywhere without her husband. He meant an-y-where. And guess who got to care for the bedridden mother? (Why anyone would leave Palma in charge of his mother left even her to wonder.) Rodrigo deferred to the patrimony of the household. Rodrigo’s older brother didn’t exactly give anyone a choice when he told you what to do.

      You’ve changed, Palma told Rodrigo, who refused to do anything together and was out a lot. You have to change, he said. We’re not in your women’s lib country anymore. Besides, here you could be killed and nobody would care.

      Not long after that remark Palma did go somewhere. With one carry-on and her passport she made her way to the airport and never looked back. When the runaway wife returned to Albuquerque and filed for divorce, he did not contest. As long as she kept up with payments, he said Palma should keep the house. Now that was not like Rodrigo. The suggestion that he was not planning on returning to the States led her to think she might have escaped “the family business” but her marido had not. She had miraculously managed a clean break. Palma’s ex, formerly a middle school vice principal, was now likely toting a machine gun and supervising a private landing strip in the middle of a cocoa plant field.

      There was one thing that earned Rodrigo Reyes more than an honorable mention ribbon at the science fair. He was the only man who ever found Palma’s G-spot. She knew that some men thought the G-spot a myth, feminist propaganda. She’d had true faith that it existed but no man had found it. Rodrigo did so by accident. They had a high four-poster bed and one time when they were having sex, he pulled his lover toward the edge, her legs hung over and he, standing up, entered her; it turned out to be the perfect angle for anatomical starbursts. God was good. He and Palma were going at it when the fluid spurt out and ran down. Ha, he said. Golden showers, eh? He acted as if he was cool with the unannounced program but he had struck gold all right. Palma wasn’t sure at first what had happened. She just knew that she wanted it to happen again.

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      One day she got a call from an editor at Greene & Gaye Scholarly Publishing in London. They knew Palma Piedras from having translated a few César Vallejo poems for an anthology on twentieth-century Latin American poets. Would she be willing to translate the text in a coffee-table book on new Spanish artists? Spanish to English? Sí, que yes. You had to go with the flow as a Recessionista. Hopefully you weren’t being pulled down the river but upstream and one day you’d wake up from the nightmare and tell yourself it was okay to make plans for your life again. They paid decent. It was a start back to financial independence or at least paying a few bills. A week later la Miss Resourceful, practical when she wasn’t being extravagant, had a copy of the Spanish version of the book along with other materials. She usually worked on the translations at night when the heat went down and she could think.

      Early one Saturday morning the obnoxious racket of a chainsaw and a lot of male yelling back and forth woke her. It came from next door. She knew her neighbors, avid golfers, were always gone on Saturdays. Palma threw on the flimsy, thigh-high, cheetah-print robe she’d bought for Chicago and went to the backyard. (She had thought leopard before but Palma wasn’t a zoologist. It could go either way.) Pulling over a short ladder she peeked over the six-foot-high adobe wall. Two small men were up in her neighbor’s mulberry like a pair of spider monkeys. One was holding a power saw as they prepared to knock off a big branch. The jefe below gave directions. A couple of others were carting wheelbarrows of gravel to lay out and flagstones for steps. One lugged a huge sack of what else? Mulch. Someone might’ve been planting corn while another hammered out the calendar. It was a scene out of Apocalypto. Does the owner know you’re doing that? Palma called out. Female sighting. Production halted. Yes, el Jefe said, or rather, jeah. El Sr. Armijo fue a jugar el golf, one in the tree shouted.

      Come by, a couple of you, she said, when you are done. If you want to earn a few extra today. I have work for you, she said. Palma got off the ladder and went back to bed. Late that afternoon when two showed up through the backyard gate, el jefe and Talking Spider Monkey, the sun was still high and aching for a sacrifice. She was lying on a lawn chair sunbathing in a bikini. Her top was off. All the tools are there, she said, indicating with her nose toward the shed. The hedges need trimming. Ursula had kept up with the rose bushes. Palma loved roses but not when still alive. Thorns, pruning, watering. That was what FTD was for.

      The two spoke low as they picked up the clippers and sheers. Do you want us to mow? The chief said. Palma lifted the towel that was over her face covered with SPF-50 sunscreen lotion and shook her head as if annoyed. (Actually they did annoy her but there were some things one had to put up with to get certain things done.) More low talk and then Chief said, I’ll go, señora. He can take care of whatever you need. He left and she СКАЧАТЬ