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      A Drake By George! By

       John Trevena New York Alfred A Knopf MCMXVI CONTENTS CHAPTER

       I. SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMILY

       II. EXHIBITION DAY AT WINDWARD HOUSE III. THE CAPTAIN MAKES HISTORY

       IV. CHANGES IN THE ESTABLISHMENT

       V. GEORGE TACKLES THE LABOUR PROBLEM VI. HONOURABLE INTENTIONS

       VII. SCANDAL AND EXPOSURE VIII. A TANGLED INHERITANCE IX. A SUBTLE SINNER'S SUCCESS

       X. THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR PARAMOUNT XI. SOME LEADING INCIDENTS

       XII. A SPLENDID BARGAIN

       XIII. WASPS AND OTHER WORRIES XIV. THE GRABBERS

       XV. A NEW HOUSE AND THE SAME OLD FURNITURE XVI. GEORGE TAKES CONTROL

       XVII. PLOUGHING THE GROUND XVIII. SOWING THE SEED

       XIX. REAPING THE HARVEST XX. THE GLEANERS CHAPTER I

       SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMILY

       Rumour, introducing the newcomer as a celebrity, began to fly about immediately Captain Drake appeared upon the scene and distinguished himself not only by blocking the single narrow street of Highfield with a presence weighing two hundred and fifty pounds, but by addressing passing men, women, and children in a voice which sounded from the church at the top of the hill to the post of-fice at the bottom; top, middle, and bottom being comparative terms when applied to the great hills of Highfield. Rumour provoked excitement when it suggested legal influences were at work about a couple of old semi-detached cottages belonging to an absentee landlord. The man who found it necessary, on account of his bulk and stentorian voice, to acquire two cottages would have plenty

       of money; and wealth was much the shortest cut to fame that Highfield knew of. Rumour passed into a condition almost hysterical when builders arrived, demolished the two old cottages, erected a gabled villa of suburban type, and set up against the street a massive noticeboard, which looked as if it had been designed for some important railway station; but instead of yielding such information as "Mazeworthy Junction. Change for the Asylum," it bore the inscription, "Windward House. Captain Francis Drake, Master."

       Finally, three vanloads of furniture were dragged up the hill, and the family arrived to take possession of the parish; for it became at

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       once evident that Captain Drake regarded himself as "old man" of the place, the vicar as his sky pilot, and the male inhabitants as

       crushers, jollies, flatfeet, and shellbacks, all of whom were amenable to his discipline.

       In any case the Captain was respected by everybody, whether they had the privilege of knowing him or not--he was one of those men who had to be known thoroughly and at once--when those vanloads of furniture drew up alongside Windward House. Such fumed oak had never been seen before in Highfield. There were vases from China, ivory images from India, living trees of the forest in flower-pots from Japan, with curiosities from all corners of the earth. There was also a large cage full of cats, another cage of monkeys, yet another of parrots, and a giant tortoise, its carapace completely covered with newspaper cuttings relating to the numerous voyages of the old sailor who, in hours of leisure, had committed to the Press columns of adventures wherein fiction was once more proved to be far more interesting and instructive than truth. Birds and beasts are not usually classed as furniture, but they were announced as such in "the inventory of my possessions" duly posted upon the noticeboard by the worthy Captain whose capacity

       for self-advertisement was much too great for a little country parish.

       The first visitor to step aboard Windward House was the Dismal Gibcat, and he came as usual with a scowl and a grievance. The Dismal Gibcat occupied a house about a mile from the village in the company of a wife who was more dismal than himself; he called himself a gentleman in reduced circumstances, and could spell the word embarrassed with ease; he ruled the parish with his

       scowl, and spent all the money he could get in enjoying lawsuits with his neighbours. This gentleman inquired for Mister Drake with a fearful emphasis, and received the information that the Admiral was shaving. But a door at the top of the stairs stood open, and a moment later the master himself appeared in a state of fury, half clothed and shouting tremendously, "Captain, you rascal! Captain Francis Drake, late of the Mercantile Marine, descendant of the immortal Admiral, author of 'Tortoises: and how to treat them,'

       'Comments on Cats,' part owner of the sailing ship Topper, now unfortunately lying at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. Captain

       Francis Drake, always at the service of the Admiralty, but never at the beck and call of geese and asses."

       "Willie, dear, you knew your name never was really Francis," called the troubled voice of Mrs. Drake from somewhere in the parlour.

       "Stand off the bridge, Maria. Don't argue with your superior officer," roared the Captain.

       He carried a shaving brush which might have been mistaken for a mop; and, as he brandished it, flakes of lather fell around like surf from a tidal wave. His immense face resembled the Bay of Biscay in a gale; dark and lowering above, masses of foam below. Removing the field of stubble was a tempestuous operation at the best of times: members of the crew kept apart from the quarterdeck, where the Captain gasped and struggled, scattering lather upon pictures, cats, and furniture. The Dismal Gibcat could not have pronounced his insult at a more unfavourable moment.

       "I have called to tell you that board must be removed," he said rather nervously; for he had begun to realize that his scowl was directed against an individual who was not going to be reduced by it.

       "You give sailing orders to me--tell me to hoist Blue Peter on my board! How long have you been harbour-master?" the Captain shouted as he crashed downstairs.

       "We are proud of our scenery," continued the Dismal Gibcat. "That board is an eyesore. It can be seen a mile away. It completely destroys the local amenities, and, in my capacity as Chairman of the Parish Council, I advise you to remove it at once."

       "Local amenities are pretty little things, but they aren't half as good as Englishmen's rights. It's a pity you didn't make a few inquiries about Captain Francis Drake, at places where's he's known, before you started on this little voyage of piracy. If you had found out something about him, and his way with mutineers, you might ha' tossed up, heads I don't go, tails I stay away. It's no use trying to scare me with rocks what aren't marked upon the chart. I've cast anchor here, I've paid my harbour dues. I've got notions about

       landscape what perhaps don't agree with yours; but I reckon most passengers would rather find a moorage opposite my signal station

       than sail half a knot with a face like yours. You can drop overboard, Mister Jolly Roger--and take my local amenity with you!"

       So saying the Captain plunged his shaving brush full into the face of the Dismal Gibcat and drove him discomfited from the premises. The same evening he posted the following notice:

       "Captain Francis Drake will be pleased to receive the names of all parishioners who desire him to remove this board, in order that he may attend to each grievance personally. He begs to notify friends and neighbours that the parrots are shedding their feathers

       just now, also that he possesses a barrel of tar. Verbum sap., and God save the King!" The hint was sufficient, for the Dismal Gibcat had been seen upon the road with his scowl so thoroughly lathered that it looked СКАЧАТЬ