Letters of Not. Dale Shaw
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Название: Letters of Not

Автор: Dale Shaw

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Биографии и Мемуары

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isbn: 9780007533084

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СКАЧАТЬ goodies. Perhaps I’m being paranoid, but is it too crazy to think we’ve been taken for a ride somehow? I mean, that star and the trumpets and all that glowing? It doesn’t really add up. We were out in the sun for a really long time, I think we may not have been in the best state of mind to be making those types of judgement calls.

      You know, I’ve known you for years, so obviously you are above reproach in my book. But how much do you know about that Melchior guy? I mean Melchior – is that even a name? Of course he’s a wise man – we’re all wise men and it takes one to know one. But being a wise man doesn’t preclude you from also being a con man. Do you think he could have been in on it with them? He was in a bit of a hurry to get away afterwards and I’m just going to assume it was Frankincense in that bottle. Could have been anything. Can you vouch for that guy?

      I know we all wanted it to be real. Who doesn’t want to discover a godhead at that early stage? That’s a real career booster. But I realise now that I’ve ended up with nothing to show for it except an empty shelf where my Myrrh used to be. Which wasn’t the easiest situation to explain to the wife. Now it’s not just those folks who are sleeping in a barn.

      Anyway, I guess what’s done is done. But I think maybe we should try to keep this whole thing under wraps as far as possible, if we can. If that story gets out there, I’m not sure people are going to think that we’re all that wise after all. But then, what are chances of that happening, right?

      Happy Hanukkah,

      Gaspar

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       A DOCTOR WRITES TO LOU GEHRIG

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       19th June 1939

      Dear Lou Gehrig,

      Your test results have now been returned to us. It seems you have been diagnosed with ‘LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE’. This could be really bad or possibly really good. Either way you should probably pop by the office.

      Best,

      Dr Schmidt

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       TWEETS FROM THE 1965 NEWPORT FOLK FESTIVAL

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       @pseeger

      Good morning. It’s a beautiful Sunday and we’ll have some great tunes from Blue Ridge Mountain Dancers, Cousin Emmy and Bobby Dylan #Newport65

       @Ginny

      Hey! Anyone got a spare ticket? Love Peter Paul & Mary! LOVE! Just gotta see them #PPMForever

       @BuddyBoi

      Got fucking mashed at Bikel’s gig last night. Threw up outside some dick’s tent! Psyched for Maybelle Carter. Already drinkin’ #Newport65

       @BeatBoy

      Heard a rumour The Weavers might do a surprise show. I’ll lose my shit if they show up. #Newport65

       @Jojo

      @BeatBoy Heard that too! Totally gonna happen! Fucking Weavers!

      #FuckingWeavers

       @Ginny

      Hey! Can someone get me backstage? I just gotta meet Peter Yarrow, he’s dreamy. #Newport65

       @KlownCar

      @Bodge Hey dude where you at? I’m in the acoustic tent.

       @Bodge

      @KlownCar They are all acoustic, dumbass.

       @WallyWorld

      That Joan Baez could blow my ocarina all fucking day long #Newport65

       @LippySez

      @Wallyworld LOL! You r sik!

       @MichaelMass

      Just saw Dylan arrive with a shitload of amps and guitars backstage #WTF #Newport65

       @Dingus

      @MichaelMass Bullshit, must have been an accordion case or something #DylanGoesZydeco #Newport65

       @MichaelMass

      @Dingus You don’t think I know the difference between an accordion case and an amp? Do Marshall make accordions now? #prick #Newport65

       @Lumps

      @MichaelMass If I hear one note of amplified music, I’ll demand my two bucks back. #Newport65

       @Weav1

      @Jojo @Beatboy There’s no way the fucking Weavers are playing you dipshits. Weavers too cool for that crap.

       @PSeeger

      Can all members of the Newport Board contact me backstage immediately. Emergency. #Newport65

       @MikeBloomfield

      Just landed at Newport. Goona show fuckin’ Lomax a thing or two. Ready to FSU!!! #Newport65

       @Ginny

      Does anyone know where backstage I can find the PP&M guys? Gotta get something to Pete!! #HELP! #Newport65

       @PSeeger

      Folks, might have some tech issues affecting Bobby Dylan’s set, more info soon. @ALomax101 can you DM me?

       @Tribble

      Huh!?! I only came to this dumb thing to see Dylan. I sat through three different Prison Chain Gang singing groups for this?

       @UglyBoy

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