The Complete Collection. William Wharton
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Название: The Complete Collection

Автор: William Wharton

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Современная зарубежная литература

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СКАЧАТЬ two are crazy and where in heaven’s name did you get those clothes? They must’ve cost a fortune, Jacky. And who in their right mind would sell them to two old kooks in beards anyhow?’

      She leans back, still laughing, to look at us again.

      ‘With those costumes and those beards, people would cross the street just to escape! Somebody’s going to lock you two up for sure.’

      Then she starts laughing again. Dad straightens, puts his hand on his chest.

      ‘This is my costume for bicycling in Venice along the beach or maybe roller-skating.’

      He says this biting the smile off his lips; at the same time, trying out the idea. Mother turns to Joan.

      ‘I wouldn’t put it past him; neither one of them. The way he’s been acting since he came out of that hospital, he’s liable to do anything.’

      Dad insists on dressing by himself for his last costume. I’m to join the audience. I can’t remember just what’s left. We looked at so many crazy combinations I’ve lost track. In about five minutes, he sticks his head around the doorjamb.

      ‘This here’s my baseball-watching outfit. Mostly I’ll only wear it around the house, watching Dodger or Angel games, but I’m also going to actually go see a few games, but not in my costume.’

      He comes out, and somehow – maybe it’s because he’s by himself and having such a good time – we get laughing so hard none of us can breathe. I’m on the floor with my knees bent up, rolling on my back, trying to get air. Joan’s prostrate on the couch and Mother’s rocking uncontrolled in her chair. Sometimes she leans forward with her head almost on her knees.

      He has on a pair of white flannel trousers with a pale blue pinstripe. The shirt is short-sleeved with the colors in reverse, blue with white pinstripes. He’s wearing the aircraft-carrier hat I gave him for his birthday with the bill slightly cocked to the left. He looks like a sixty-year-old Dennis the Menace. The point is he doesn’t look seventy-three. The boyish figure and grace have somehow come through the illness, the years, the awkwardness of self-consciousness. Mother gets her breath first.

      ‘My God, Jack. You make Lawrence Welk look like an old man.’

      Dad smiles and tries a little buck-and-wing, stumbles, catches himself.

      Nothing will do but that this is the costume he’ll wear the rest of the day. The Dodger game’s on at six and he wants a can of beer and some pretzels. He tells us he’s liable to do some loud cheering, so we’re not to get scared.

      Joan calls home. Mario says he’ll take the kids out to McDonald’s. Joan whips up hot dogs and potato salad. We have a great time watching the game. Dad turns down the sound and imitates an old-fashioned radio announcer recreating a baseball game, giving all the details – touching the resin bag, looking for the sign, all kinds of things that aren’t even happening. Joan and I laugh till it hurts but Mom’s quiet. She’s afraid of him. This man’s been away too long and came back too fast. I’m hoping it will work out all right.

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      We’re on the Pennsylvania Turnpike when we start hearing the noise. I think we’ve stripped a gear or maybe the transmission fluid’s low. Dad insists I shift out of drive to second and then to first. The sound’s the same in all gears. He thinks it’s the universal joint. How the hell would he know? As a mechanic, he makes a great painter. But what else can it be?

      ‘Bill, hold her in second and we’ll limp on to the next garage.’

      I keep her at a constant twenty-five for the next fifteen miles. The grinding gets louder so we’re beginning to sound like a cement mixer. Dad’s nervous as a mother cat, listening; opening a window, hanging his head out. He puts his ear onto the drive-shaft hump. He even climbs into the back, rips up the seat and jams his head in there.

      I’m beginning to think we’d be better off calling a tow truck. After all, the cost would be picked up by this Scarlietti we’re delivering to.

      We limp into a garage making such a racket it stops everything. It’s always fun seeing some bomb of a car crap out, and this clunker sounds as if it’s doing the death rattle.

      Dad goes looking for somebody. I’m afraid to turn off the motor, but I keep it in neutral to hold down the racket. Dad comes over with a mechanic. They signal me to roll her onto the grease rack. When I put her in first and start lugging, she sounds as if the bottom’s about to drop out. We just might need to phone and tell Mr Scarlietti to kiss off this bucket of bolts. But if we do that, they’re liable to send somebody here to kiss us off.

      I climb out and the mechanic pushes the hydraulic-lift button. Up she goes, an elephant in an elevator. The mechanic shakes his head.

      ‘Sounds like your universal’s shot to hell, all right. You fellas keep prayin’ that’s all it is.’

      When the car’s up, he stops the lift and walks under. He moves along pushing his hand on different parts, shaking his head and muttering. I’m ready for the worst. Even if it isn’t anything important, this clown could rob us. He sees us in this wagon, he’s sure we’re touring millionaires.

      He fetches a wrench. Doctors and mechanics like to be mysterious. He twirls off four bolts and starts struggling to pull clear the front end of the drive shaft. He works it out and lowers it to the floor; wipes his hand into the crotch of the differential and shows it to us. His hand is covered with small silver metal filings. He shakes his head but still doesn’t say anything. Then he pulls out the rest of the drive shaft, carries it over to his bench and knocks off the universal joint. It’s gored, silvered and generally chewed up. He wipes it with a grease cloth hanging from his back pocket.

      ‘Well, there she is. You ain’t goin’ much further with this baby.’

      We both stare. It’s an amazing chunk of metal sculpture; it looks like a giant pair of kids’ jacks, joined in a ball socket.

      After some palaver, it’s costing us a hundred fifty bucks. He needs to buy the joint in New Stanton. New Stanton is the name of this stop on the turnpike, but New Stanton, the town, is about ten miles away. There’s nothing else to do.

      We go into the hotel beside the garage and spend half an hour trying to reach the car owner, but can’t get an answer. We have to let the mechanic know right now so he’ll have time to get the piece tonight. Dad goes out and tells him to start, we’ll have to take the chance.

      The motel here’s in colonial style again, brick and white wooden columns again; there’s a restaurant attached. The mechanic says no matter what, we can’t have the car till tomorrow morning.

      ‘I’ll go check the prices, Bill. I think we’re in for an expensive night. You watch them take this thing apart so we can save ourself some money next time.’

      I go back in the garage and sit on a used oil drum. Two mechanics about my age are undoing the rest of the bolts, cleaning and greasing the drive-shaft seat for the yoke and joint.

      Dad comes back. He’s got us a room, twenty-five bucks. We sit there in the garage watching, and before I know it he starts.

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