Unique English Course Speak real English. Часть 2. Александр Чумаков

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      Carol was a successful business cow. She ran a huge company and she was rich.

      What was Carol? A dog?

      No, she wasn’t a dog. She was a cow. Carol was a cow.

      Was Carol the cow a successful dentist?

      No, she wasn’t a successful dentist. She was a successful business cow. She was in business.

      How do you know that?

      I know that because Carol the cow ran a huge company.

      Was Carol the cow in control of a huge company?

      Yes, she was. Carol the cow was in control of a huge company.

      Did Carol the cow think about the strategy of the company?

      Yes, she did. She thought about the strategy of the company.

      Did Carol the cow decide what product the company would bring to the market?

      Yes, she did. She decided what product it would be.

      So Carol the cow was a boss, right?

      Yes, she was. Carol the cow was a big boss. She ran a huge company.

      Did Carol the cow run a huge or a small company?

      A huge one. Carol the cow ran a huge company.

      Did Carol the cow have money?

      Yes, sure. Carol the cow had money. She was rich. This is great!

      So Carol the cow had money. What else did the cow have?

      Carol the cow had a sweet tooth.

      A sweet tooth? What do you mean by saying “She had a sweet tooth”?

      I mean that Carol the cow loved sweets very much.

      Oh, I see. So when someone has a sweet tooth, it means that he or she loves sweets a lot, right?

      Yes, that’s right.

      You are asking a lot of questions today.

      Yes, I am just practicing my English.

      That’s good. But let me do my job well. My next question is,

      Did Carol the cow make sweets or did she buy them?

      She bought them. She didn’t make them. Every day she went to a candy shop and she bought a lot of sweets there.

      Who went to a candy shop every day?

      Carol the cow did. Every day Carol the cow went to a candy shop.

      What did she buy at that candy shop?

      She bought sweets, of course. She bought a lot of sweets there. What else can you buy at a candy shop?

      You are doing it again. Asking me questions.

      Sorry. Yes, I am just practicing my English with you.

      Did Carol the cow buy a lot of sweets?

      A lot of sweets. She bought and ate ten kilos of chocolate, three dozens of dates and a hundred cream cakes a day.

      Okay. And because Carol the cow was a very kind and generous cow, she gave all the sweets to her workers, yes?

      No, she didn’t give all the sweets to her works. She was kind, but not generous. She ate them all by herself.

      Ten kilos of chocolate. She ate ten kilos of chocolate, not eight kilos?

      No, not eight kilos. Ten kilos of chocolate she ate every day.

      What else did Carol the cow eat?

      She bought and ate three dozens of dates.

      What is a dozen? How many is a dozen?

      A dozen is twelve units, twelve things, a group of twelve objects or things. For example, a zone of bananas means twelve bananas. It is easy, right?

      So “a dozens of dates” means twelve dates. Dates grow on palms and they are very sweet.

      I see. Thank you for explaining it to me.

      My pleasure. This is my job.

      How many dozens of dates did Carol the cow buy every day?

      Three. She bought three dozens of dates very day and she ate them all. Oh, my God. And that is not all.

      No. What else did she eat?

      She bought and ate a hundred cream cakes a day.

      A hundred cream cakes a day. I myself can eat only one or two, but a hundred. No, I cannot.

      Of course, you can’t. You aren’t a cow.