The One and Only Bob. Katherine Applegate
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Название: The One and Only Bob

Автор: Katherine Applegate

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Природа и животные

Серия: The One and Only Ivan

isbn: 9780008390679

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СКАЧАТЬ tell you something. If we could talk to people, they’d get an earful.

      You ever hear anyone mention man being dog’s best friend?

      Nope?

      Didn’t think so.

      Way I’ve always figured it, end of the day, you gotta be your own best friend. Look out for numero uno.

      Learned that one the hard way.

      That’s not to say I don’t have a best pal. I do.

      Gorilla, name of Ivan. Big guy and I go way, way back.

      Gorilla and dog. Yep, I know. You don’t see that every day. Long story.

      I love that big ol’ ape. Ditto our little elephant friend, Ruby.

      They’re the best.

      The first time I met Ivan, I was a homeless puppy. Desperate, starving, all alone.

      It was the middle of the night, and I’d slipped into the mall where Ivan lived in a cage. I wandered a bit, grateful for the warmth, confused by the weird assortment of sleeping animals I found there, checking every trash can for anything edible.

      There was a small hole in a corner of Ivan’s enclosure. He was fast asleep, cuddled up with a worn stuffed animal that looked like a weary gorilla.

      He was snoring, and man, that guy snored like a pro.

      In his open palm was a chunk of banana, and—I still get shivers when I think about this—I ate it right out of his hand.

      Guy coulda squeezed his fingers shut and I woulda popped like a puppy balloon. But he just kept on sleeping.

      And then—more shivers—I am either a maniac or the bravest dog on the planet, probably a little of both—I hopped up onto that big, round, furry tummy of his.

      That’s right. I climbed Mount Ivan.

      Crazy, I know. I have no idea what I was thinking. Maybe I was so exhausted I went a little bonkers. Maybe he just looked so warm and cozy that I figured it was worth taking a chance.

      I did my bed boogie. Dogs don’t feel right till we do a quick dance before settling.

      Once I had things just so, I lay down in a little puppy lump and rode the waves on that tummy like a puny boat on a great brown sea.

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      When Ivan opened his eyes the next morning, he didn’t seem surprised in the least to find a puppy snoozing on his belly. He refused to move until I woke up.

      I think he was as glad as I was to have found a new friend.

      Before long, me and Ivan were best buddies.

      We’re an unlikely pair, sure. Ivan’s calm and serene, a philosopher, an artist. I wish I could be more like that. No one’s ever accused me of being levelheaded.

      Hotheaded, sure.

      And I can’t talk pretty like Ivan can. I’m a street dog, after all. And proud of it.

      Still, we clicked, in a way I never had with humans. “Man’s best friend”? No way. “Gorilla’s best friend”? You bet.

      Seems to me the first time I ever heard that phrase—“man’s best friend”—was while I was watching TV with Ivan.

      Back in the day, Ivan had this little television, and we watched a lot of stuff together. Old movies, Westerns, cartoons, you name it. Poor guy was stuck in a cage, didn’t have a lot else to do except throw me-balls at gaping humans.

      Anyways. Me and Ivan, big fans of the tube. Cat food commercials. Pro bowling. Dancing with the Stars. What’s not to like?

      Once we watched this special on the nature channel. It was called The Amazing History of Man’s Best Friend. Show was all about famous dogs. There were rescue dogs and therapy dogs and war dogs and fire dogs and movie dogs and this dogs and that dogs. And between you and me, most of ’em were just plain overachievers.

      Then they got to this dog named Hach-something-or-other. Hatchet-toe, maybe? Seems his owner died (for the record, I object to the word “owner,” but we’ll set that aside for now), and Hach-something-or-other sat around for over nine years in the same spot at the same train station, day after day, waiting for him to return.

      Thing is, the narrator guy was blabbing on and on about this dog, really over-the-top stuff: How loyal! How loving! Break out the Kleenex! Blah blah blah, wah wah wah! Man’s best friend!

      They made a statue of this dog. I kid you not.

      A statue of the dog who sat around nine years waiting for a dead guy.

      That dog was a ninny.

      A numskull.

      A nincompoop.

      Lemme tell you about being man’s best friend.

      Being man’s best friend can mean a lot of things. Companionship. Belly rubs. Tennis balls.

      But it can also mean a dark, endless highway and an open truck window.

      It can mean the smell of the wet wind as hands grab the box you’re in with your brothers and sisters and you go sailing into the unkind night and still, still, crazy as it sounds, you’re thinking, But I’m yours, I’m yours, I’m yours.

      That’s what being man’s best friend can get you.

      A black highway.

      An empty box.

      And no one in the world but you.

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