The Teeth of the Tiger. Морис Леблан

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СКАЧАТЬ ago I had the honour of making your acquaintance in Algeria, when you were touring the country. At the same time, I understood the sort of man you were; and I asked you if you could manage, in three years, with my name of Perenna, to fix me up a Spanish-Peruvian identity, furnished with unquestionable papers and respectable ancestors. You said, 'Yes,' We settled the price: twenty thousand francs. Last week, when the Prefect of Police asked me for my papers, I came to see you and learned that you had just been instructed to make inquiries into my antecedents.

      "Everything was ready, as it happened. With the papers of a deceased Peruvian nobleman, of the name of Pereira, properly revised, you had faked me up a first-rate civic status. We arranged what you were to say before the Prefect of Police; and I paid up the twenty thousand. We were quits. What more do you want?"

      The Pervian attaché did not betray the least embarrassment. He put his two elbows on the table and said, very calmly:

      "Monsieur, when treating with you, three years ago, I thought I was dealing with a gentleman who, hiding himself under the uniform of the Foreign Legion, wished to recover the means to live respectably afterward. To-day, I have to do with the universal legatee of Cosmo Mornington, with a man who, to-morrow, under a false name, will receive the sum of one million francs and, in a few months, perhaps, the sum of a hundred millions. That's quite a different thing."

      The argument seemed to strike Don Luis. Nevertheless, he objected:

      "And, if I refuse—?"

      "If you refuse, I shall inform the solicitor and the Prefect of Police that I made an error in my inquiry and that there is some mistake about Don Luis Perenna. In consequence of which you will receive nothing at all and very likely find yourself in jail."

      "With you, my worthy sir."

      "Me?"

      "Of course: on a charge of forgery and tampering with registers. For you don't imagine that I should take it lying down."

      The attaché did not reply. His nose, which was a very big one, seemed to lengthen out still farther between his two long whiskers.

      Don Luis began to laugh.

      "Come, Señor Caceres, don't pull such a face! No one's going to hurt you. Only don't think that you can corner me. Better men than you have tried and have broken their backs in the process. And, upon my word, you don't cut much of a figure when you're doing your best to diddle your fellowmen.

      "You look a bit of a mug, in fact, Caceres: a bit of a mug is what you look. So it's understood, what? We lay down our arms. No more base designs against our excellent friend Perenna. Capital, Señor Caceres, capital. And now I'll be magnanimous and prove to you that the decent man of us two is—the one whom any one would have thought!"

      He produced a check-book on the Crédit Lyonnais.

      "Here, my dear chap. Here's twenty thousand francs as a present from Cosmo Mornington's legatee. Put it in your pocket and look pleasant. Say thank you to the kind gentleman, and make yourself scarce without turning your head any more than if you were one of old man Lot's daughters. Off you go: hoosh!"

      This was said in such a manner that the attaché obeyed Don Luis Perenna's injunctions to the letter. He smiled as he pocketed the check, said thank you twice over, and made off without turning his head.

      "The low hound!" muttered Don Luis. "What do you say to that, Sergeant?"

      Sergeant Mazeroux was looking at him in stupefaction, with his eyes starting from his head.

      "Well, but, Monsieur—"

      "What, Sergeant?"

      "Well, but, Monsieur, who are you?"

      "Who am I?"

      "Yes."

      "Didn't they tell you? A Peruvian nobleman, or a Spanish nobleman, I don't know which. In short, Don Luis Perenna."

      "Bunkum! I've just heard—"

      "Don Luis Perenna, late of the Foreign Legion."

      "Enough of that, Monsieur—"

      "Medaled and decorated with a stripe on every seam."

      "Once more, Monsieur, enough of that; and come along with me to the Prefect."

      "But, let me finish, hang it! I was saying, late private in the Foreign Legion. … Late hero. … Late prisoner of the Sureté. … Late Russian prince. … Late chief of the detective service. … Late—"

      "But you're mad!" snarled the sergeant. "What's all this story?"

      "It's a true story, Sergeant, and quite genuine. You ask me who I am; and I'm telling you categorically. Must I go farther back? I have still more titles to offer you: marquis, baron, duke, archduke, grand-duke, petty-duke, superduke—the whole 'Almanach de Gotha,' by Jingo! If any one told me that I had been a king, by all that's holy, I shouldn't dare swear to the contrary!"

      Sergeant Mazeroux put out his own hands, accustomed to rough work, seized the seemingly frail wrists of the man addressing him and said:

      "No nonsense, now. I don't know whom I've got hold of, but I shan't let you go. You can say what you have to say at the Prefect's."

      "Don't speak so loud, Alexandre."

      The two frail wrists were released with unparalleled ease; the sergeant's powerful hands were caught and rendered useless; and Don Luis grinned:

      "Don't you know me, you idiot?"

      Sergeant Mazeroux did not utter a word. His eyes started still farther from his head. He tried to understand and remained absolutely dumfounded.

      The sound of that voice, that way of jesting, that schoolboy playfulness allied with that audacity, the quizzing expression of those eyes, and lastly that Christian name of Alexandre, which was not his name at all and which only one person used to give him, years ago. Was it possible?

      "The chief!" he stammered. "The chief!"

      "Why not?"

      "No, no, because—"

      "Because what?"

      "Because you're dead."

      "Well, what about it? D'you think it interferes with my living, being dead?"

      And, as the other seemed more and more perplexed, he laid his hand on his shoulder and said:

      "Who put you into the police office?"

      "The Chief Detective, M. Lenormand."

      "And who was M. Lenormand?"

      "The chief."

      "You mean Arsène Lupin, don't you?"

      "Yes."

      "Well, Alexandre, don't you know that it was much more difficult for Arsène Lupin to be Chief Detective—and a masterly Chief Detective he was—than СКАЧАТЬ