Double Harness. Anthony Hope

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      "You might almost as well come up to Imason's," he whispered.

      "She can't go on much longer!" moaned Sibylla.

      But she could. For long years starved of fruition, her love revelled luxuriantly in retrospect and tenderly in prospect; and she was always good at going on, and at going on along the same lines. Mrs. Mumple's loving auditors had heard the tale of Luke's virtues many a time during the period of his absence (that was the term euphemistically employed). The ashes of their interest suddenly flickered up at the hint of a qualification which Mrs. Mumple unexpectedly introduced.

      "He wasn't the husband for every woman," she said thoughtfully.

      "Thank heaven!" muttered Jeremy, glad to escape the superhuman.

      "Eh, Jeremy?"

      She revolved slowly and ponderously towards him.

      "Thank heaven he got the right sort, Mumples."

      "He did," said Mrs. Mumple emphatically; "and he knew it—and he'll know it again when he comes back, and that's only three years now."

      A reference to this date was always the signal for a kiss from Sibylla. She rendered the tribute and returned to her chair, sighing desperately. But it was some relief that Mrs. Mumple had finished her parallel, with its list of ideal virtues, and now left Grantley out of the question.

      "Why wasn't he the husband for every woman, Mumples?" inquired Jeremy as he lit his pipe. "They're all just alike, you know."

      "You wait, Jeremy!"

      "Bosh!" ejaculated Jeremy curtly.

      "He liked them good-looking, to start with," she went on; "and I was good-looking." Jeremy had heard this so often that he no longer felt tempted to smile. "But there was more than that. I had tact."

      "Oh, come now, Mumples! You had tact? You? I'm—well, I'm——"

      "I had tact, Jeremy." She spoke with overpowering solidity. "I was there when he wanted me, and when he didn't want me I wasn't there, Sibylla."

      "Didn't he always want you?" Brother and sister put the question simultaneously, but with a quite different intention.

      "No, not always, dears.—Is that your foot on my table? Take it off this instant, Jeremy!"

      "Quite a few thousand years ago there was no difference between a foot and a hand, Mumples. You needn't be so fussy about it."

      Sibylla got up and walked to the window. From it the lights in Grantley's dining-room were visible.

      "I haven't seen him for ten years," Mrs. Mumple went on; "and you've known that, my dears, though you've said nothing—no, not when you'd have liked to have something to throw at me. But I never told you why."

      Sibylla left the window and came behind Mrs. Mumple, letting her hand rest on the fat shoulder.

      "He broke out at me once, and said he couldn't bear it if I came to see him. It upset him so, and the time wouldn't pass by, and he got thinking how long the time was, and what it all meant. Oh, I can't tell you all he said before he was stopped by the—the man who was there. So I promised him I wouldn't go any more, unless he fell ill or wanted me. They said they'd let me know if he asked for me and was entitled to a visit. But word has never come to me, and I've never seen him."

      She paused and stitched at her work for a minute or two.

      "You must leave men alone sometimes," she said.

      "But, Mumples, you?" whispered Sibylla.

      Mrs. Mumple looked up at her, but made no answer. Jeremy flung down his book with an impatient air; he resented the approaches of emotion—especially in himself.

      "He'll be old when he comes out—comes back—old and broken; they break quickly there. He won't so much mind my being old and stout, and he won't think so much of the time when I was young and he couldn't be with me; and he'll find me easier to live with: my temper's improved a lot these last years, Sibylla."

      "You silly old thing!" said Sibylla.

      But Jeremy welcomed a diversion.

      "Rot!" he said. "It's only because you can't sit on us quite so much now. It's not moral improvement; it's simply impotence, Mumples."

      Mrs. Mumple had risen in the midst of eulogising the improvement of her temper, and now passed by Jeremy, patting his unwilling cheek. She went out, and the next moment was heard in vigorous altercation with their servant as to the defects of certain eggs.

      "I couldn't have done that," said Sibylla.

      "Improved your temper?"

      "No, stayed away."

      "No, you couldn't. You never let a fellow alone, even when he's got toothache."

      "Have you got it now?" cried Sibylla, darting towards him.

      "Keep off! Keep off! I haven't got it, and if I had I shouldn't want to be kissed."

      Sibylla broke into a laugh. Jeremy relit his pipe with a secret smile.

      "But I do call it fine of Mumples."

      "Go and tell her you've never done her justice, and cry," he suggested. "I'm going up to Imason's now, so you can have it all to yourselves."

      "I don't want to cry to-night," Sibylla objected, with a plain hint of mysterious causes for triumph.

      Jeremy picked up his cap, showing a studious disregard of any such indications.

      "You're going up the hill now? I shall sit up for you."

      "You'll sit up for me?"

      "Yes. Besides I don't feel at all sleepy to-night."

      "I shall when I come back."

      "I shan't want to talk."

      "Then what will you want? Why are you going to sit up?"

      "I've ever so many things to do."

      Jeremy's air was weary as he turned away from the inscrutable feminine. While mounting the hill he made up his mind to go to London as soon as he could. A man met men there.

      No air of emotion, no atmosphere of overstrained sentiment, hung, even for Jeremy's critical eye, round Grantley Imason's luxurious table and establishment. They suggested rather the ideal of comfort lovingly pursued, a comfort which lay not in gorgeousness or in mere expenditure, but in the delicate adjustment of means to ends and a careful exclusion of anything likely to disturb a dexterously achieved equipoise. Though Jeremy admired the absence of emotion, his rough vigorous nature was challenged at another point. СКАЧАТЬ