Double Harness. Anthony Hope

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      "Because people won't think clearly and bravely!" cried Jeremy, with a thump on the bench. "Because they're hidebound, and, as I say, the priests heaven-and-hell them till they don't know where they are."

      "Heaven-and-hell them! Good phrase, Jeremy! You speak feelingly. Your father, perhaps——? Oh, excuse me, I'm one of the family now."

      "My father? Not a bit. Old Mumples now, if you like. However that's got nothing to do with it. I'm going on the lines of pure reason. And what is pure reason?"

      The elder men looked at one another, smiled, and shook their heads.

      "We don't know; it's no use pretending we do. You tell us, Jeremy," said Grantley.

      "It's just nature—nature—nature! Get back to that, and you're on solid ground. Why, apart from anything else, how can you expect marriage, as we have it, to succeed when women are what they are? And haven't they always been the same? Of course they have. Read history, read fiction (though it isn't worth reading), read science; and look at the world round about you."

      He waved his arm extensively, taking in much more than the valley in which most of his short life had been spent.

      "If I'd thought as you do at your age," said Courtland, "I should have kept out of a lot of trouble."

      "And I should have kept out of a lot of scrapes," added Grantley.

      "Of course you would!" snapped Jeremy.

      That point needed no elaboration.

      "But surely there are exceptions among women, Jeremy?" Grantley pursued appealingly. "Consider my position!"

      "What is man?" demanded Jeremy. "Well, let me recommend you to read Haeckel!"

      "Never mind man. Tell us more about woman," urged Grantley.

      "Oh, lord, I suppose you're thinking of Sibylla?"

      "I own it," murmured Grantley. "You know her so well, you see."

      Descending from the heights of scientific generalisation and from the search after that definition of man for which he had been in the end obliged to refer his listeners to another authority, Jeremy lost at the same time his gravity and vehemence. He surprised Courtland by showing himself owner of a humorous and attractive smile.

      "You'd rather define man, perhaps, than Sibylla?" suggested Grantley.

      "Sibylla's all right, if you know how to manage her."

      "Just what old Lady Trederwyn used to say to me about Harriet," Courtland whispered to Grantley.

      "But it needs a bit of knowing. She's got the deuce of a temper—old Mumples knows that. Well, Mumples has got a temper too. They used to have awful rows—do still now and then. Sibylla used to fly out at Mumples, then Mumples sat on Sibylla, and then, when it was all over, they'd generally have a new and independent row about which had been right and which wrong in the old row."

      "Not content with a quiet consciousness of rectitude, as a man would be?"

      "Consciousness of rectitude? Lord, it wasn't that! That would have been all right. It was just the other way round. They both knew they had tempers, and Mumples is infernally religious and Sibylla's generous to the point of idiocy in my opinion. So after a row, when Sibylla had cheeked Mumples and told her to go to the devil (so to speak), and Mumples had sent her to bed, or thumped her, or something, you know——"

      "Let us not go too deep into family tragedies, Jeremy."

      "Why, when it had all settled down, and the governor and I could hear ourselves talking quietly again——"

      "About marriage and that sort of question?"

      "They began to have conscience. Each would have it borne in on her that she was wrong. Sibylla generally started it. She'd go weeping to Mumples, taking all her own things and any of mine that were lying about handy, and laying them at Mumples' feet, and saying she was the wickedest girl alive, and why hadn't Mumples pitched into her a lot more, and that she really loved Mumples better than anything on earth. Then Mumples would weigh in, and call Sibylla the sweetest and meekest lamb on earth, and say that she loved Sibylla more than anything on earth, and that she—Mumples—was the worst-tempered and cruellest and unjustest woman alive, not fit to be near such an angel as Sibylla. Then Sibylla used to say that was rot, and Mumples said it wasn't. And Sibylla declared Mumples only said it to wound her, and Mumples got hurt because Sibylla wouldn't forgive her, when Sibylla, of course, wanted Mumples to forgive her. And after half an hour of that sort of thing, it was as likely as not that they'd have quarrelled worse than ever, and the whole row would begin over again."

      Grantley lay back and laughed.

      "A bit rough on you to give your things to—er—Mumples?" suggested Courtland.

      "Just like Sibylla—just like any woman, I expect," opined Jeremy, but with a more resigned and better-tempered air. His reminiscences had evidently amused himself as well as his listeners.

      "Wouldn't it have been better to have a preceptress of more equable temper?" asked Grantley.

      "Oh, there's nothing really wrong with Mumples; we're both awfully fond of her. Besides she's had such beastly hard luck. Hasn't Sibylla told you about that, Imason?"

      "No, nothing."

      "Her husband was sent to quod, you know—got twenty years."

      "Twenty years! By Jingo!"

      "Yes. He tried to murder a man—a man who had swindled him. Mumples says he did it all in a passion; but it seems to have been a cold sort of passion, because he waited twelve hours for him before he knifed him. And at the trial he couldn't even prove the swindling, so he got it pretty hot."

      "Is he dead?"

      "No, he's alive. He's to get out in about three years. Mumples is waiting for him."

      "Poor old woman! Does she go and see him?"

      "She used to. She hasn't for years now. I believe he won't have her—I don't know why. The governor was high sheriff's chaplain at the time, so he got to know Mumples, and took her on. She's been with us ever since, and she can stay as long as she likes."

      "What things one comes across!" sighed Tom Courtland.

      Grantley had looked grave for a moment, but he smiled again as he said:

      "After all, though, you've not told me how to manage Sibylla. I'm not Mumples—I can't thump her. I should be better than Mumples in one way, though. If I did, I should be dead sure to stick to it that I was right."

      "You'd stick to it even if you didn't think so," observed Courtland.

      For a moment the remark seemed to vex Grantley, and to sober him. He spent a few seconds evidently reflecting on it.

      "Well, I hope not," he said at last. "But at any rate I should think so generally."

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