The Confidence-Man. Herman Melville

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СКАЧАТЬ I would cast reflections. Believe me, I—yes, yes—I may say—that—that——"

      "That you have confidence? Prove it. Let me have twenty dollars."

      "Twenty dollars!"

      "There, I told you, madam, you had no confidence."

      The lady was, in an extraordinary way, touched. She sat in a sort of restless torment, knowing not which way to turn. She began twenty different sentences, and left off at the first syllable of each. At last, in desperation, she hurried out, "Tell me, sir, for what you want the twenty dollars?"

      "And did I not——" then glancing at her half-mourning, "for the widow and the fatherless. I am traveling agent of the Widow and Orphan Asylum, recently founded among the Seminoles."

      "And why did you not tell me your object before?" As not a little relieved. "Poor souls—Indians, too—those cruelly-used Indians. Here, here; how could I hesitate. I am so sorry it is no more."

      "Grieve not for that, madam," rising and folding up the bank-notes. "This is an inconsiderable sum, I admit, but," taking out his pencil and book, "though I here but register the amount, there is another register, where is set down the motive. Good-bye; you have confidence. Yea, you can say to me as the apostle said to the Corinthians, 'I rejoice that I have confidence in you in all things.'"

CHAPTER 9

      TWO BUSINESS MEN TRANSACT A LITTLE BUSINESS

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      —"Pray, sir, have you seen a gentleman with a weed hereabouts, rather a saddish gentleman? Strange where he can have gone to. I was talking with him not twenty minutes since."

      By a brisk, ruddy-cheeked man in a tasseled traveling-cap, carrying under his arm a ledger-like volume, the above words were addressed to the collegian before introduced, suddenly accosted by the rail to which not long after his retreat, as in a previous chapter recounted, he had returned, and there remained.

      "Have you seen him, sir?"

      Rallied from his apparent diffidence by the genial jauntiness of the stranger, the youth answered with unwonted promptitude: "Yes, a person with a weed was here not very long ago."

      "Saddish?"

      "Yes, and a little cracked, too, I should say."

      "It was he. Misfortune, I fear, has disturbed his brain. Now quick, which way did he go?"

      "Why just in the direction from which you came, the gangway yonder."

      "Did he? Then the man in the gray coat, whom I just met, said right: he must have gone ashore. How unlucky!"

      He stood vexedly twitching at his cap-tassel, which fell over by his whisker, and continued: "Well, I am very sorry. In fact, I had something for him here."—Then drawing nearer, "you see, he applied to me for relief, no, I do him injustice, not that, but he began to intimate, you understand. Well, being very busy just then, I declined; quite rudely, too, in a cold, morose, unfeeling way, I fear. At all events, not three minutes afterwards I felt self-reproach, with a kind of prompting, very peremptory, to deliver over into that unfortunate man's hands a ten-dollar bill. You smile. Yes, it may be superstition, but I can't help it; I have my weak side, thank God. Then again," he rapidly went on, "we have been so very prosperous lately in our affairs—by we, I mean the Black Rapids Coal Company—that, really, out of my abundance, associative and individual, it is but fair that a charitable investment or two should be made, don't you think so?"

      "Sir," said the collegian without the least embarrassment, "do I understand that you are officially connected with the Black Rapids Coal Company?"

      "Yes, I happen to be president and transfer-agent."

      "You are?"

      "Yes, but what is it to you? You don't want to invest?"

      "Why, do you sell the stock?"

      "Some might be bought, perhaps; but why do you ask? you don't want to invest?"

      "But supposing I did," with cool self-collectedness, "could you do up the thing for me, and here?"

      "Bless my soul," gazing at him in amaze, "really, you are quite a business man. Positively, I feel afraid of you."

      "Oh, no need of that.—You could sell me some of that stock, then?"

      "I don't know, I don't know. To be sure, there are a few shares under peculiar circumstances bought in by the Company; but it would hardly be the thing to convert this boat into the Company's office. I think you had better defer investing. So," with an indifferent air, "you have seen the unfortunate man I spoke of?"

      "Let the unfortunate man go his ways.—What is that large book you have with you?"

      "My transfer-book. I am subpoenaed with it to court."

      "Black Rapids Coal Company," obliquely reading the gilt inscription on the back; "I have heard much of it. Pray do you happen to have with you any statement of the condition of your company."

      "A statement has lately been printed."

      "Pardon me, but I am naturally inquisitive. Have you a copy with you?"

      "I tell you again, I do not think that it would be suitable to convert this boat into the Company's office.—That unfortunate man, did you relieve him at all?"

      "Let the unfortunate man relieve himself.—Hand me the statement."

      "Well, you are such a business-man, I can hardly deny you. Here," handing a small, printed pamphlet.

      The youth turned it over sagely.

      "I hate a suspicious man," said the other, observing him; "but I must say I like to see a cautious one."

      "I can gratify you there," languidly returning the pamphlet; "for, as I said before, I am naturally inquisitive; I am also circumspect. No appearances can deceive me. Your statement," he added "tells a very fine story; but pray, was not your stock a little heavy awhile ago? downward tendency? Sort of low spirits among holders on the subject of that stock?"

      "Yes, there was a depression. But how came it? who devised it? The 'bears,' sir. The depression of our stock was solely owing to the growling, the hypocritical growling, of the bears."

      "How, hypocritical?"

      "Why, the most monstrous of all hypocrites are these bears: hypocrites by inversion; hypocrites in the simulation of things dark instead of bright; souls that thrive, less upon depression, than the fiction of depression; professors of the wicked art of manufacturing depressions; spurious Jeremiahs; sham Heraclituses, who, the lugubrious day done, return, like sham Lazaruses among the beggars, to make merry over the gains got by their pretended sore heads—scoundrelly bears!"

      "You are warm against these bears?"

      "If I am, it is less from the remembrance of their stratagems as to our stock, than from the persuasion that these same destroyers of confidence, and gloomy philosophers of the stock-market, though false in themselves, are yet true types of most destroyers СКАЧАТЬ