Death’s Jest-Book. Reginald Hill

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СКАЧАТЬ could not draw the lids down,’ says Anne. ‘He was in his prime, so full of energy … I do not think he was ready to leave the world he could see for one which is invisible …’

      ‘It is a great loss, to you, to us all, to the poor of Bristol, to the world of science. Compose yourself a little, Sister, and I will fetch young Tom.’

      She leaves the room, but does not have far to go.

      Little Thomas Lovell Beddoes is sitting on the top stair, reading a book.

      ‘Tom, my sweet, you must come with me,’ she says.

      The boy looks up and smiles. He likes his Aunt Maria. To the world she is Miss Edgeworth, the famous novelist, and when he told her that one day he too would like to write books, she didn’t mock him but said seriously, ‘And so you shall, Tom, else you would not be your father’s son.’

      Also she tells him stories. They are good stories, well structured, but lacking a little of the colour and excitement he already prefers in a narrative. But this is no matter as when he retells the tales to his brother and sisters, he is quite capable of adding enough of these elements to give them nightmares.

      He stands up and takes his aunt’s hand.

      ‘Is Father well again?’ he asks.

      ‘No, Tom, though he is in a place where all are well,’ she says. ‘He has left us, Tom, he has gone to Heaven. You must be a comfort to your dear mama.’

      The little boy frowns but does not speak as Aunt Maria leads him into the bedroom.

      ‘Oh, Tom, Tom,’ sobs his mother, embracing him so tightly he can hardly breathe. But all the time as she presses his head against her breast, his eyes are fixed upon the still figure on the bed.

      His aunt prises him loose from the sobbing woman and says, ‘Now say goodbye to your papa, Tom. Next time you see him will be in a better world than this.’

      The boy goes to the bedside. He stands a little while, looking down into those staring eyes with a gaze equally unblinking. Then he leans forward as if to plant a kiss on the dead man’s lips.

      But instead of a kiss, he blows. Once, twice, thrice, each time harder, aiming the jet of warm breath at the pale mouth and flared nostrils.

      ‘Tom!’ cries his aunt. ‘What are you doing?’

      ‘I’m bringing him back,’ says the boy without looking up.

      He blows again. Now the assurance which had marked his mien till this moment is beginning to fade. He is gripping his father’s right hand, and squeezing the fingers in search of a respondent pressure. And all the time he is puffing and blowing, his face red with effort, like an athlete straining for the tape at the end of a long race.

      His aunt moves swiftly forward.

      ‘Tom, stop that. You are upsetting your mama. Tom!’

      She seizes him, he resists, not blowing now but shouting, and she has to pull him away from the corpse by main force. His mother stands there, clenched fist to her mouth, shocked to silence by this unexpected turn.

      And as he is dragged out of the bedroom by his aunt, and across the landing, and down the stairs, his cries fade away like the calls of a screech owl across a darkling moor which still echo disturbingly in the mind long after they have died from the ear.

      ‘Fetch the cow … Fetch the cow … Fetch the cow …’

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The Robber

      Letter 1. Received Sat Dec 15th. P.P

      St Godric’s College

      Cambrioge

Fri Dec 14th

The Quaestor’s Lodging

      Dear Mr Pascoe,

      Cambridge! St Godric’s College! The Quaestor’s Lodging!

      Ain’t I the swell then? Ain’t I a Home Office commercial for the rehabilitating powers of the British penal system?

      But who am I? you must be wondering. Or has that sensitive intuition for which you are justly famous told you already?

      Whatever, let me end speculation and save you the bother of looking to the end of what could be a long letter.

      I was born in a village called Hope, and it used to be my little joke that if I happened to die by drowning in Lake Disappointment in Australia, my cruciform headstone could read

       Here lies

       Francis Xavier Roote

       Born in

       HOPE

       Died in

       DISAPPOINTMENT

      Yes, it’s me, Mr Pascoe, and guessing what could be your natural reaction to getting mail from a man you banged up for what some might call the best years of his life, let me hasten to reassure you:

      THIS ISN’T A THREATENING LETTER!

      On the contrary, it’s a REASSURING letter.

      And not one I would have dreamt of writing if events over the past year hadn’t made it clear how much you need reassurance. Me too, especially since my life has taken such an unexpected turn for the better. Instead of grubbing away in my squalid little flat, here I am relaxing in the luxury of the Quaestor’s Lodging. And in case you think I must have broken in, I enclose the annual conference programme of the Romantic and Gothic Studies Association (RAGS for short!). There’s my name among the list of delegates. And if you look at nine o’clock on Saturday morning, there you will see it again. Suddenly I have a future; I have friends; out of Despair I have found my way back to Hope and it’s starting to look as if after all I may not be heading for the cold waters of Disappointment!

      Incidentally, I shared my macabre little jest with one of my new friends, Linda Lupin MEP, when she took me to meet another, Frère Jacques, the founder of the Third Thought Movement.

      What brought it to mind was we were standing in the grounds of the Abbaye du Saint Graal, the Cornelian monastery of which Jacques is such a distinguished member. The grounds opened with no barrier other than a meandering stream choked with cresses on to a World War One military cemetery whose rows of white crosses ran away from us up a shallow rise, getting smaller and smaller till the most distant looked no larger than the half-inch ones Linda and I carried on silver chains round our necks.

      Linda СКАЧАТЬ