The Third-Class Genie. Robert Leeson

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      Alec paused for a second inside the fence, as he always did, to run his eye over the little kingdom amid its silent wilderness of elder bushes and weeds. The setting sun flashed on one of the few panes left in the window of the crane house, and cast giant shadows between the crumbling ivy-covered walls. Alec was heading for the canal when he remembered that the plank had collapsed under him that afternoon. He would have to cross by the old travelling crane gantry and enter the crane room through the window. Although this was a day of disaster and it seemed unsuitable to take the triumphal route, he couldn’t be bothered to find a new plank for his bridge just now. He turned right and ran along the towpath to the gantry.

      Climbing the uprights by the steep steps was easy enough; the difficult part was when you had to cross the girder fifteen feet up above the canal. One false move and you would never be seen again. The safest but slowest way was to straddle the iron and edge your way over a foot at a time. The quickest and riskiest way was to balance on the six-inch-wide girder and walk boldly over like a tight-rope man. Crouching and waddling like a duck, Alec settled for a mixture of the two. Halfway over, it became easier because of the iron arm of an old hand crane which stretched alongside the main gantry.

      At last he was across and wriggling his way through the broken window of the crane room. He put one foot on the lever and chain drum which were still linked to the hand crane and then he was down on the floor. He gave a jump and skip and looked around him. Now he was in command. He turned and faced the canal, peering through the dusty broken window. Then he seized the hand crane lever and slowly pushed it forward. He had spent many a Saturday afternoon greasing and oiling the mechanism, so that it moved. With a rattle the chain began to run through the pulley at the end of the crane and drop towards the canal. Alec threw the brake and stopped the chain just above the water. Then he bent down to the drum and taking the handle, carefully wound the chain up again.

      When he worked the hand crane, he could imagine anything. He was loading a ship, rescuing a trapped submarine crew, hauling up treasure from a mine, replacing the piles in a nuclear reactor. He finished winding in the chain and put on the brake. Then he heaved himself on to the table and sat a moment looking out of the crane room window.

      Now he was ready to investigate the mystery of the sealed, empty can.

      “The question is, Watson, not why the can was empty, but why it was sealed?”

      “Amazing, Holmes, I mean, Bowden. But what is the answer?”

      “I’ll have to open it, won’t I, you plonker?”

      Alec held up the can and inspected it. Then he raised it once more to his ear, as he had done that afternoon.

      It was fantastic. There was the same noise, a sort of growling as though someone were snoring. It was crazy. Alec shook the can and again the noise stopped.

      He slipped his finger into the metal ring at the top of the can and pulled. At first it would not budge. Alec tumbled from the table, placed the can on the floor, held it down with one hand, and pulled at the ring again.

      There came a sudden tremendous whistling rush of air, like Concorde landing, and a voice thundered…

      “Alec!”

Chapter Three ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLY?

      “ALEC!”

      Alec fell off the crane room table and looked round in amazement. The can, now opened, rolled to and fro on the floor, making cronking noises. But there was no one in sight.

      “Who said ‘Alec’?” he squeaked.

      There was silence. Then Alec got back his normal voice and repeated: “Who called my name?”

      No answer. Alec carefully picked up the can and shook it. No snoring sounds. Nothing. But someone had definitely called his name, as well as made noises like Concorde. His ears were still buzzing. He tiptoed to the door and pushed it open to look down the rickety stairs to the ruins of the main factory. Nothing in sight. Shoving the creaking door back into place, Alec came back to the table and looked once more at the strange can standing upright there.

      “I must be going round the twist. All these disasters have finally been too much for me. I was sure someone shouted ‘Alec’.”

      “Ah, ing’lizi walad. You English.”

      Alec leapt away from the can, as the voice boomed out again. It was like the school tannoy, when Mr Cartwright did his “do-not-resist-or-you-will-be-annihilated” routine.

      “Yes, of course, I’m English. But who are you?” said Alec, still alarmed.

      “I am slave of lamp – sorry, jug, no, sorry, plate… I don’t know…” The booming voice faded away.

      “Don’t go,” cried Alec.

      “I don’t go. Worse luck,” the voice gave a hiccup.

      “Why, what’s wrong?”

      “Aiee, well may you ask.” The voice faded away again muttering in a language Alec could not understand.

      “You’re not the slave of the lamp, you’re the slave of the beer can,” he said. Then he had an inspiration. “If you come out of the can, you’d feel better and your voice wouldn’t sound so funny.”

      There was a fizzing sound, another burst of hiccups and a pop.

      “Shukran jazilan, Effendi.”

      “No need to be offended,” replied Alec, who had now got into the swing of the game, whatever the game was. Whoever it might be speaking to him, it was good fun and a change from the gloom and misery of the day so far.

      “Not offended, Effendi. Effendi, Master.”

      “Oh, don’t call me master,” said Alec. “It reminds me of school. Besides,” he went on, “you started calling me Alec. Can’t you carry on like that? It’s more friendly.”

      “Alec?” The voice was puzzled.

      “Yes. When I opened the beer can, you said ‘Alec’.”

      The voice began to laugh.

      “Not ‘Alec’. I said, ‘Salaam Aleikum, peace be with you!’”

      “That’s nice,” said Alec. “I could use some peace just now.”

      “May your enemies be destroyed, your crops increase, your camels grow fat and your wives never quarrel.”

      “Well, thanks very much, or what was it you said? Shukran jazilan. But my troubles aren’t quite like that,” said Alec.

      “Tell me, O master, and they СКАЧАТЬ