Death at the Bar. Ngaio Marsh

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      ‘I don’t see how knowing I’ve got a bit of a tail and once had a pair of gills is going to get me any nearer to a sergeant’s stripe,’ reasoned Mr Oates. ‘What I’d like is a case. You know how it happens in these crime stories, chaps,’ he continued, looking round the company. ‘I read a good many of them, and it’s always the same thing. The keen young PC happens to be on the spot when there’s a homicide. His super has to call in the Yard and before you know where you are, the PC’s working with one of the Big four and getting praised for his witty deductions. All I can say is I wish it happened like that in the Illington and Ottercombe Riding. Well, I’d best go round the beat, I reckon Down the Steps and up again, is about all this drownded hole’ll see of me tonight. I’ll look in again, chaps.’

      Mr Oates adjusted his helmet, fastened his mackintosh, looked to his lamp, and went out into the storm.

      ‘Ah, the poor fellow!’ murmured Miss Darragh comfortably from inside the ingle-nook settle.

      ‘In a properly conducted state –’ began Mr Nark.

      His remark was drowned in a clap of thunder. The lights wavered and grew so dim that the filaments in the bulbs were reduced to luminous threads.

      ‘Drat they electrics,’ said old Abel. ‘That’s the storm playing bobs-a-dying with the wires somewhere. Us’ll be in darkness afore closing time, I dare say.’ And he raised his voice to a bellow.

      ‘Will! Oi, Will!’

      Will’s voice answered from above. The lights brightened. After a minute or two, Decima and Will came downstairs and into the Private. Each carried an oil lamp.

      ‘Guessed what you were hollowing for,’ said Will, with a grin. ‘Here’s the lamps. We’ll put ’em on the two bars, Dessy, and matches handy. Bob Legge’s fetching the other, Dad. Ceiling in his room’s sprung a leak and the rain’s coming in pretty heavy. The man was sitting there, so lost in thought he might have drowned. I’ve fixed up a bucket to catch it, and told him to come down.’

      Will stared for a second at Watchman, and added rather truculently: ‘We told Bob we missed his company in the Private, didn’t we, Dess?’

      ‘Yes,’ said Decima.

      Watchman looked at her. She turned her back to him and said something to Will.

      ‘Let us by all means have Mr Legge among us,’ Watchman said. ‘I hope to beat him – all round the clock.’

      And in a minute or two, Mr Legge came in with the third unlit lamp.

      III

      On the day following the thunderstorm, the patrons of the Plume of Feathers tried very hard to remember in some sort of order, the events of the previous evening; the events that followed Mr Legge’s entrance into the private taproom. For one reason and another their stories varied, but no doubt the principal reason for their variation might be found in the bottle of Courvoisier ’87 that Abel Pomeroy had brought up from the cellar. That was after Mr Gill had gone home, and before Mr Oates returned from a somewhat curtailed beat round the village.

      It was Watchman who started the discussion on brandy. Watchman apparently had got over whatever unfriendly mood had possessed him earlier in the evening and was now as communicative as he had been silent. He began to tell legal stories and this he did very well indeed, so that in a minute or two he had the attention of both bars; the patrons of the public taproom leaning on the bar counter and trying to see into the other room. He told stories of famous murder trials, of odd witnesses, and finally of his biggest case before he took silk. He did not give the names of the defendants, only describing them as the embezzling experts of the century. He had led for the defence of one of them and had succeeded in shifting most of the blame to the other who got, he said, a swingeing big sentence. He became quite exalted over it all.

      Sebastian always said that his cousin would have made an actor. He was certainly an excellent mimic. He gave a character sketch of the judge and made a living creature of the man. He described how, after the verdict, when the defendant’s house was sold up, he had bought three dozen of brandy from the cellar.

      ‘Courvoisier ’87,’ said Watchman. ‘A superb year.’

      ‘Me cousin Byronie,’ said Miss Darragh, looking round the corner of her settle, ‘had the finest cellar in County Clare, I believe. Before the disaster of course.’

      Watchman started and stared at Miss Darragh in confusion.

      ‘Dear me, Mr Watchman,’ she said composedly, ‘what is the matter with you? Had you forgotten I was here?’

      ‘I – it sounds very ungallant, but I believe I had.’

      ‘What brandy did you say, sir?’ asked Abel, and when Watchman repeated mechanically, “Courvoisier ’87,” Abel said placidly that he believed he had three bottles in his own cellar.

      ‘I picked ’em up when old Lawyer Payne over to Diddlestock died and was sold up,’ said Abel. ‘Half-dozen, thurr was, and squire split ’em with me. I think that’s the name. It’s twelve month or more since I looked at ‘em.’

      Watchman had already taken three glasses of Treble Extra and, although sober, was willing to be less so. Parish, suddenly flamboyant, offered to bet Abel a guinea that the brandy was not Courvoisier ’87 and on Abel shaking his head, said if it was Courvoisier ’87, damn it, they’d kill a bottle of it there and then. Abel took a candle and went off to the cellar. The three men in the public taproom went away. Will Pomeroy left the public bar and came to the private one. He had shown little interest in Watchman’s stories. Legge had gone into the ingle-nook where he remained reading a book on the Red Army in Northern China. Watchman embarked on a discussion with Cubitt on the subject of capital punishment. Soon it became a general argument with Decima, Cubitt and Parish on one side; and Watchman, dubiously supported by Mr Nark, on the other.

      ‘It’s a scientific necessity,’ said Mr Nark. ‘The country has to be purged. Cast out your waste material is what I say and so does Stalin.’

      ‘So does Hitler if it comes to that,’ said Cubitt. ‘You’re talking of massed slaughter, aren’t you?’

      ‘You can slaughter in a righteous manner,’ said Mr Nark, ‘and you can slaughter in an unrighteous manner. It’s all a matter of revolution. Survival of the fittest.’

      ‘What on earth’s that to say to it?’ asked Cubitt.

      ‘We’re talking about capital punishment in this country aren’t we?’ Decima asked.

      Throughout the discussion, though she had launched several remarks at Watchman, she had not spoken directly to him. In each instance Watchman had answered exactly as if the conversation was between those two alone. He now cut in quickly.

      ‘I thought so,’ said Watchman. ‘My learned friend is a little confused.’

      ‘I regard it,’ Decima continued, always to Cubitt, ‘as a confession of weakness.’

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