Tied Up In Tinsel. Ngaio Marsh

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СКАЧАТЬ wanted to have a stare at her work. She went into the library and glowered at the portrait for some minutes, biting her thumb. Then she looked out of the windows that gave on to the courtyard. Here, already masked in snow and placed at dead centre, was a large rectangular object that Troy had no difficulty in recognizing since the stencilled legend on its side was not as yet obliterated.

      And there, busy as ever, were Vincent and Nigel, shovelling snow from wheelbarrows and packing it round the case in the form of a flanking series of steps based on an under-structure of boxes and planks. Troy watched them for a moment or two and then went to the breakfast-room.

      Hilary stood in the window supping porridge. He was alone.

      ‘Hullo, Hullo!’ he cried. ‘Have you seen the work in progress? Isn’t it exciting: the creative urge in full spate. Nigel has been inspired. I am so pleased, you can’t think.’

      ‘What are they making?’

      ‘A reproduction of my many-times-great-grandfather’s tomb. I’ve given Nigel photographs and of course he’s seen the original in the parish church. It’s a compliment and I couldn’t be more gratified. Such a change from waxworks and horses for roundabouts. The crate will represent the catafalque, you see, and the recumbent figure will be life-size. Really it’s extraordinarily nice of Nigel.’

      ‘I saw them towing the crate round the house at midnight.’

      ‘It appears he was suddenly inspired and roused Vincent up to assist him. The top of the crate was already beautifully covered by snow this morning. It’s so good for Nigel to become creative again. Rejoice with me and have some kedgeree or something. Don’t you adore having things to look forward to?’

      Colonel and Mrs Forrester came in wearing that air of spurious domesticity peculiar to guests in a country house. The colonel was enchanted by Nigel’s activities and raved about them while his porridge congealed in its bowl. His wife recalled him to himself.

      ‘I dare say,’ she said with a baleful glance at Hilary, ‘it keeps them out of mischief.’ Troy was unable to determine what Mrs Forrester really thought about Hilary’s experiment with murderers.

      ‘Cressida and Uncle Bert,’ said Hilary, ‘are coming by the three-thirty at Downlow. I’m going to meet them unless, of course, I’m required in the library.’

      ‘Not if I may have a sitting this morning,’ said Troy.

      ‘The light will have changed, won’t it? Because of the snow?’

      ‘I expect it will. We’ll just have to see.’

      ‘What sort of portraits do you paint?’ Mrs Forrester demanded.

      ‘Extremely good ones,’ said her nephew pretty tartly. ‘You’re in distinguished company, Aunt Bedelia.’

      To Troy’s intense amusement Mrs Forrester pulled a long, droll face and immediately afterwards tipped her a wink.

      ‘Hoity-toity,’ she said.

      ‘Not at all,’ Hilary huffily rejoined.

      Troy said, ‘It’s hopeless asking what sort of things I paint because I’m no good at talking about my work. If you drive me into a corner I’ll come out with the most awful jabberwocky.’

      And in a state of astonishment at herself Troy added like a shamefaced schoolgirl, ‘One paints as one must.’

      After a considerable pause Hilary said: ‘How generous you are.’

      ‘Nothing of the sort,’ Troy contradicted.

      ‘Well!’ Mrs Forrester said, ‘we shall see what we shall see.’

      Hilary snorted.

      ‘I did some watercolours,’ Colonel Forrester remembered, ‘when I was at Eton. They weren’t very good but I did them, at least.’

      ‘That was something,’ his wife conceded and Troy found herself adding that you couldn’t say fairer than that.

      They finished their breakfast in comparative silence and were about to leave the table when Cuthbert came in and bent over Hilary in a manner that recalled his own past as a head-waiter.

      ‘Yes, Cuthbert,’ Hilary asked, ‘what is it?’

      ‘The mistletoe, sir. It will be on the three-thirty and the person wonders if it could be collected at the station.’

      ‘I’ll collect it. It’s for the kissing-bough. Ask Vincent to have everything ready, will you?’

      ‘Certainly, sir.’

      ‘Good.’

      Hilary rubbed his hands with an exhilarated air and proposed to Troy that they resume their sittings. When the session was concluded, they went out into the sparkling morning to see how Nigel was getting on with his effigy.

      It had advanced. The recumbent figure of a sixteenth-century Bill-Tasman was taking shape. Nigel’s mittened hands worked quickly. He slapped on fistfuls of snow and manipulated them into shape with a wooden spatula: a kitchen implement, Troy supposed. There was something frenetic in his devotion to his task. He didn’t so much as glance at his audience. Slap, slap, scoop, scoop, he went.

      And now, for the first time, Troy encountered Wilfred, the cook, nicknamed Kittiwee.

      He had come out of doors wearing his professional hat, checked trousers and snowy apron with an overcoat slung rather stylishly over his shoulders. He carried an enormous ladle and looked, Troy thought, as if he had materialized from a Happy Families playing card. Indeed, his round face, large eyes and wide mouth were comically in accord with such a notion.

      When he saw Troy and Hilary he beamed upon them and raised a plump hand to his starched hat.

      ‘Good morning, sir,’ said Kittiwee. ‘Good morning, ladies.’

      ‘’Morning, Wilfred,’ Hilary rejoined. ‘Come out to lend a hand with the icing?’

      Kittiwee laughed consumedly at this mildest of jokelets.

      ‘Indeed no, sir,’ he protested. ‘I wouldn’t dare. I just thought a ladle might assist the artist.’

      Nigel thus indirectly appealed to merely shook his head without pausing in his task.

      ‘All going well in your department?’ Hilary asked.

      ‘Yes, thank you, sir. We’re doing nicely. The boy from Downlow is ever such a bright lad.’

      ‘Oh. Good. Good,’ Hilary said, rather hurriedly Troy thought. ‘What about those mince-pies?’

      ‘Ready for nibbles and wishes immediately after tea, sir, if you please,’ cried Kittiwee, gaily.

      ‘If they’re on the same level as the other things you’ve been giving us to eat,’ Troy said, ‘they’ll be the mince-pies СКАЧАТЬ