Miss Marple – Miss Marple and Mystery: The Complete Short Stories. Агата Кристи

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СКАЧАТЬ neatly put, Rogers. Just what I was thinking myself. I shan’t go to Australia – not today, at any rate. Fetch me an A.B.C., will you? We will select something nearer at hand.’

      Rogers brought the required volume. George opened it at random and turned the pages with a rapid hand.

      ‘Perth – too far away – Putney Bridge – too near at hand. Ramsgate? I think not. Reigate also leaves me cold. Why – what an extraordinary thing! There’s actually a place called Rowland’s Castle. Ever heard of it, Rogers?’

      ‘I fancy, sir, that you go there from Waterloo.’

      ‘What an extraordinary fellow you are, Rogers. You know everything. Well, well, Rowland’s Castle! I wonder what sort of a place it is.’

      ‘Not much of a place, I should say, sir.’

      ‘All the better; there’ll be less competition. These quiet little country hamlets have a lot of the old feudal spirit knocking about. The last of the original Rowlands ought to meet with instant appreciation. I shouldn’t wonder if they elected me mayor in a week.’

      He shut up the A.B.C. with a bang.

      ‘The die is cast. Pack me a small suit-case, will you, Rogers? Also my compliments to the cook, and will she oblige me with the loan of the cat. Dick Whittington, you know. When you set out to become a Lord Mayor, a cat is essential.’

      ‘I’m sorry, sir, but the cat is not available at the present moment.’

      ‘How is that?’

      ‘A family of eight, sir. Arrived this morning.’

      ‘You don’t say so. I thought its name was Peter.’

      ‘So it is, sir. A great surprise to all of us.’

      ‘A case of careless christening and the deceitful sex, eh? Well, well, I shall have to go catless. Pack up those things at once, will you?’

      ‘Very good, sir.’

      Rogers hesitated, then advanced a little farther into the room.

      ‘You’ll excuse the liberty, sir, but if I was you, I shouldn’t take too much notice of anything Mr Rowland said this morning. He was at one of those city dinners last night, and –’

      ‘Say no more,’ said George. ‘I understand.’

      ‘And being inclined to gout –’

      ‘I know, I know. Rather a strenuous evening for you, Rogers, with two of us, eh? But I’ve set my heart on distinguishing myself at Rowland’s Castle – the cradle of my historic race – that would go well in a speech, wouldn’t it? A wire to me there, or a discreet advertisement in the morning papers, will recall me at any time if a fricassée of veal is in preparation. And now – to Waterloo! – as Wellington said on the eve of the historic battle.’

      Waterloo Station was not at its brightest and best that afternoon. Mr Rowland eventually discovered a train that would take him to his destination, but it was an undistinguished train, an unimposing train – a train that nobody seemed anxious to travel by. Mr Rowland had a first-class carriage to himself, up in the front of the train. A fog was descending in an indeterminate way over the metropolis, now it lifted, now it descended. The platform was deserted, and only the asthmatic breathing of the engine broke the silence.

      And then, all of a sudden, things began to happen with bewildering rapidity.

      A girl happened first. She wrenched open the door and jumped in, rousing Mr Rowland from something perilously near a nap, exclaiming as she did so: ‘Oh! hide me – oh! please hide me.’

      George was essentially a man of action – his not to reason why, his but to do and die, etc. There is only one place to hide in a railway carriage – under the seat. In seven seconds the girl was bestowed there, and George’s suit-case, negligently standing on end, covered her retreat. None too soon. An infuriated face appeared at the carriage window.

      ‘My niece! You have her here. I want my niece.’

      George, a little breathless, was reclining in the corner, deep in the sporting column of the evening paper, one-thirty edition. He laid it aside with the air of a man recalling himself from far away.

      ‘I beg your pardon, sir?’ he said politely.

      ‘My niece – what have you done with her?’

      Acting on the policy that attack is always better than defence, George leaped into action.

      ‘What the devil do you mean?’ he cried, with a very creditable imitation of his own uncle’s manner.

      The other paused a minute, taken aback by this sudden fierceness. He was a fat man, still panting a little as though he had run some way. His hair was cut en brosse, and he had a moustache of the Hohenzollern persuasion. His accents were decidedly guttural, and the stiffness of his carriage denoted that he was more at home in uniform than out of it. George had the true-born Briton’s prejudice against foreigners – and an especial distaste for German-looking foreigners.

      ‘What the devil do you mean, sir?’ he repeated angrily.

      ‘She came in here,’ said the other. ‘I saw her. What have you done with her?’

      George flung aside the paper and thrust his head and shoulders through the window.

      ‘So that’s it, is it?’ he roared. ‘Blackmail. But you’ve tried it on the wrong person. I read all about you in the Daily Mail this morning. Here, guard, guard!’

      Already attracted from afar by the altercation, that functionary came hurrying up.

      ‘Here, guard,’ said Mr Rowland, with that air of authority which the lower classes so adore. ‘This fellow is annoying me. I’ll give him in charge for attempted blackmail if necessary. Pretends I’ve got his niece hidden in here. There’s a regular gang of these foreigners trying this sort of thing on. It ought to be stopped. Take him away, will you? Here’s my card if you want it.’

      The guard looked from one to the other. His mind was soon made up. His training led him to despise foreigners, and to respect and admire well-dressed gentlemen who travelled first class.

      He laid his hand on the shoulder of the intruder.

      ‘Here,’ he said, ‘you come out of this.’

      At this crisis the stranger’s English failed him, and he plunged into passionate profanity in his native tongue.

      ‘That’s enough of that,’ said the guard. ‘Stand away, will you? She’s due out.’

      Flags were waved and whistles were blown. With an unwilling jerk the train drew out of the station.

      George remained at his observation post until they were clear of the platform. Then he drew in his head, and picking up the suit-case tossed it into the rack.

      ‘It’s quite all right. You can come out,’ he said reassuringly.

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