Название: The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-10
Автор: Louise Rennison
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Детская проза
isbn: 9780007526888
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Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
Clock tower
8:00 p.m.
Met the rest of the Ace Gang and we ambled off to the gig. This was my first official outing as girlfriend of a Sex God. I wasn’t going to let it go to my head though.
Lalalalalalalalala. Fabbity fab fab. Eat dirt, Earth creatures.
When we got to the Marquee club the first “person” I saw was … Wet Lindsay, Robbie’s ex. There is always a wet fish in every ointment. Every cloud has got a slimy lining. She has got the tiniest forehead known to humanity. She is quite literally fringe and then eyebrow. She was talking to her equally sad mates. Dismal Sandra and Tragic Kate. Every time I look at Wet Lindsay I am reminded that underneath her T-shirt lurk breast enhancers.
I said to Jas, “Do you think that Robbie knows about her false nunga-nungas?” but she was too busy waving at Tom with a soppy smile on her face.
The club was packed. I wondered if I should go find Robbie and say hello. Maybe that wasn’t very cool. Better do a bit of make-up adjusting first. Because if the talent scout was there he might be looking for girls to form a band as well. I said that to Jas, “Maybe we could be discovered, as a new girl band.”
“We can’t sing or play any instruments, and we are not in a band.”
She is so ludicrously picky.
It was mayhem in the loos. You couldn’t get near the mirrors for love nor money. The Bummers were in there, of course, larding on the foundation. Alison must use at least four pounds of it trying to conceal her huge lurkers … Or am I being a bit harsh? No … I am being accurate. And factual.
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