Henry's Sisters. Cathy Lamb
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Название: Henry's Sisters

Автор: Cathy Lamb

Издательство: Ingram

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      “What are you, parrot triplets? Stop. You’re hurting my ears.” She massaged her ears.

      I groaned.

      Janie gurgled.

      Cecilia sighed.

      It would be a long drive.

      You might find me callous for not wringing my hands and diving into semihysteria about Momma’s open-heart surgery. After all, this is what they do in open-heart surgery, if I’ve got it correct: They cut your chest open with a knife as if you are a fish to be filleted. A human does this. Then, they yank open your rib cage, like it’s a closed clam, using something refered to as a “spreader.”

      Even thinking about this bothers me. If God had wanted our rib cage opened up, I’m sure he would have inserted a zipper in the middle of it. I see no zipper.

      Then they stop your heart.

      Boom. Beatless.

      You’re hooked up to a heart-lung machine, which does what you could imagine it should do. It beats and breathes for you, like it’s a person only it has an off-on button.

      Then they (often) cut open your leg and borrow a blood vessel or two without asking the permission of your leg. They use the blood vessel to bypass a clog in your artery. The vessel that is clogged may well be clogged because in your lifetime you have eaten the equivalent of nine cows, four pigs, and a multitude of yummy stuff like wagons full of fried chicken. This cholesterol clings like plaque to your arteries.

      If you don’t get your arteries hosed out or fixed, well, you’re a goner.

      So, you might think I would be worried that Momma would soon be a goner.

      That is not going to happen. Why?

      Because I know it.

      Momma will live to be one hundred. Maybe older. I can see her living to be one hundred and twenty-one to taunt me and Cecilia and Janie. By then we’ll be in our late nineties and I hope I will have lost my hearing so I can’t hear her anymore and I will have lost my sight so I can’t see her anymore and I will have lost my mind and will believe that I am someone else.

      Like Amelia Earhart. Or Cleopatra. Or Joan of Arc.

      I vote for Cleopatra.

      On our way into Portland I saw a windsurfer. He had a red and purple sail. He was whipping right along on the waves of the river. Away from struggles. Away from people. Away from life. Free.

      He was free.

      I wondered if he’d take a shift for me with Momma.

       5

       W e got Momma checked in to her room at the hospital. She didn’t like her room. (“It’s small. Dirty. I feel like I’m being housed on the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag.”) She didn’t like the hospital outfit. (“I will not wear this green sacklike monstrosity. Never. Bring me my pink robe.”)

      She complained of being hungry but she was not supposed to eat. (“I’m being starved to death. Starved. You girls can’t even get your momma fed properly.”) She didn’t like the nurse. (“The nurse is too thin. If I need help, she’ll snap like a toothpick.”)

      She didn’t like her doctors. “Too young. One is Mexican. One is Chinese. One is short. I need a tall, white doctor.”

      She told them that.

      “I’m sorry,” I said, raising my voice to a thundering decibel to block her out. “She’s always like this. Ignore it or go into therapy. The three of us have done both. Still, we’re all slightly insane because of her. Want to knock her out right now with a hammer to the head? Do you have a hammer?” I made a pounding motion with my hand. “I’ll do it for you.”

      The doctors’ eyes widened in surprise.

      Janie started to hum and rock. Then she whispered, “I am envisioning a peaceful place. My houseboat. On the river. Ducks. Birds. Charm. Quiet. I am in control.”

      “Shhh!” I ordered Janie. “Put her out,” I ordered the doctors. “Not my sister. My momma. Swing the hammer, cut her open, yank the ribs apart, and fix her ticker. If you keep her here for a few extra days, I’ll pay extra. Double even. Triple. Can she stay a month?”

      I crossed my arms over my chest as Momma squawked and announced I was ungrateful, poorly trained as a daughter, rebellious, and so on. “You’re already humiliating me, Isabelle.” She threw up her arms in the pink robe. “Humiliating!”

      I knew the doctors would never accept any extra money from me, but they whipped her out pretty quick, the stretcher rolled around the corner, and Cecilia, Janie, and I sagged against the wall, hip to hip.

      It was nine o’clock in the morning.

      “Is it too early to get drunk?” Janie asked.

      Cecilia grabbed her purse. “Nope. Not to me. Get your rears in gear.”

      We got our rears in gear.

      We left Momma’s room, then waited in the hallway for Janie to go back in, check we hadn’t left anything, and tap all the tables in the room four times.

      We heard her tapping.

      She smiled as she passed through the doorway.

      We were ready to go.

      “Did you smile?”

      We nodded.

      She made us go back through the doorway smiling.

      Janie always knows when we’re lying.

      The three of us found a breakfast diner about two blocks from the hospital, then decompressed in our own ways.

      Janie took the sugar packets out of the container and divided them into groups of four. She shook salt out of a container onto her saucer and divided the salt into groups of four. She muttered.

      When the waitress, a skinny girl with dyed black hair, sauntered over, I ordered coffee and toast and a round of beers.

      Cecilia ordered two breakfasts of eggs and bacon. The waitress raised her eyebrows at Cecilia’s order.

      “I overeat so you can feel better about yourself,” Cecilia snapped, hands crossed on the shelf of her stomach.

      The waitress cracked her gum. “Whatever. We got fruit y’know, you can order that, less calories…and all that stuff.”

      “I don’t want all that stuff. I didn’t order it, did I? Did you see me open my mouth and order a plate full of damn fruit?”

      “No, you didn’t. It’s a suggestion, don’t get your panties in a twist. A diet suggestion. Helpful, you know.” She dropped her gaze to Cecilia’s stomach.

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