Quit Losing to Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers. CARLOS CAMPOS

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СКАЧАТЬ can’t guarantee or insure that you will win all your matches. There are no undefeated players in the competitive world of tennis. Everybody gets a whoopin once in a while.

      My book will not teach you any tennis technique, as I am not qualified to do that. In fact, like most Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers, my shot technique illustrates the wrong way to his every shot.

      So, this book will not teach you how to hit a better Forehand, Backhand, Lob, Drop shot, Serve, Etc., Etc. Therefore, I will let the Tennis Professionals improve your technique.

      However, I believe that my book can make you a better tennis player because the concepts put forth in my book will encourage and motivate you to think about the advantages of playing like The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell!

      The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker from Hell always plays with purpose and intent. He is always thinking and scheming of ways to defeat his opponents. He tries to utilize all factors within his control in a concerted effort to defeat his opponents. I will elaborate on all of those factors in this book.

      Before I became known as The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker from Hell, I was simply one of the Millions of people who fell in love with the game of tennis. But it did not take me very long to realize and conclude one thing — that my style of play was different.

      It soon became apparent to me and others that there was something peculiar about my playing style. Apparently, I was lacking a proper tennis playing technique, but I did not care.

      To me tennis is a simple game. If you get the ball over the net one more time than your opponent, you win the point. If you do that more often that your opponent, you win the game. Win six games and you win the set. Do it again and you win the match.

      So what if my technique was wrong, strange or different. Winning was more important to me than looking good. The only things I wanted to look good were the trophies in my ever-growing trophy case.

      I did notice that many of my opponents would quickly become frustrated, aggravated and annoyed by my style of play and by the way I hit the ball. Many opponents with years of tournament experience would tell me that I could never win beyond the 3.0 level with my “type of game.”

      I knew that I was being insulted, but I did not understand why they felt that way. My “type of game” did eventually get me rated 5.0 using my same Hacker strokes.

      But I eventually started hearing the H word, the P word and the D word. HACKER, PUSHER & DINKER.

      I did not know what that meant, but I could sense that it was not complimentary. Instead of my opponents congratulating me on my victories, I was getting negative vibes from many of my defeated victims.

      At first, I thought they were simply frustrated sore losers, unwilling to accept the agony of defeat. But then I started sensing hostility, contempt and subtle ridicule for the way in which I had achieved my victories.

      I was confused and could not understand what I had done wrong. I had worked very hard for my much-deserved victories. I had fought as if my life depended on it.

      I was also an honest tennis player, as I always gave my opponent the benefit of any doubt on close line calls.

      I finally came to realize my fate:

      I WAS A HACKER, PUSHER & DINKER!

      I pondered my fate as I considered my future in tennis. Would all of my future victories be tainted because I was considered a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker?

      It did not seem fair because I played the game of tennis by the same rules as everybody else. I had not chosen to be a Hacker as a means of annoying or aggravating other tennis players. I was apparently born one. It was simply a genetic fate of nature dating back eons.

      I could not understand why my fellow tennis players made me feel guilty or shameful simply because I was a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker. I felt like an outcast and a second-class citizen. It’s a fact that Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers have to put up with lots of unjust verbal abuse in the tennis community, some subtle and some explicit. If I had a dollar for every time I was called a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker, I would be a rich Hacker, Pusher & Dinker and own my own Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers only tennis club in Tahiti or Cancun.

      QUOTE #1

      “IF YOU’RE GIVEN A LEMON, MAKE LEMONADE.”

      I finally got tired of the verbal abuse and disrespectful way in which many of my victims were treating me.

      I decided that if it was my fate and destiny to have been born a Hacker that I would become

      THE HACKER, PUSHER & DINKER

      FROM HELL!

      I decided to do a Comprehensive Scientific Psychological Analysis of the most successful and feared Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers that could find. I wanted to learn and understand what it was about them that caused others to fear and not want to play them. I started with myself and the result was:

      QUIT LOSING TO

      HACKERS, PUSHERS & DINKERS!

      I believe that it is time for Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers to come out of the closet and admit to their orientation. They should take pride in their unique style of play that causes such agony for the “Normal Players” of the tennis world.

      Nobody wants to play a Hacker, Pusher or Dinker. Why? Because we take the game of tennis seriously and are always prepared to give 100% effort every time we step only the court. We are feared because we make our opponents pay a severe price for every point that they try to take from us.

      There are no easy points when you play one of us. This is why Hackers, Pushers and Dinkers usually take home the trophies.

      It used to bother me to be called a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker, but now I am proud of the face that my opponents call me:

      THE HACKER, PUSHER & DINKER FROM HELL!

      The bottom line of this book is that you do not have to look like a Professional Tennis Player to win. You can overcome any technical flaws in your game if you will simply utilize the most powerful computer in the universe:

      YOUR MIND!

      I hope you enjoy my book and that it makes you a Better Tennis Player, helps you quit losing to Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers!, or at least makes you laugh or smile! As college basketball commentator Dick Vitale says:

      Win Baby Win!

      See You At The Baseline,

      Carlos Campos

      The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell

      CHAPTER 1

      WHAT IS A HACKER, PUSHER СКАЧАТЬ