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Название: The Incomplete Tim Key

Автор: Tim Key

Издательство: Ingram

Жанр: Юмористические стихи

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isbn: 9780857861207

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СКАЧАТЬ kit could be flown over.

      They stripped down to their boots and trousers and put their war jackets in the backs of their tanks.

      Then they poured forward across the deserts, shouting their heads off and firing their guns and chucking grenades and rocks at the Chinese.

      The Chinese returned fire,

      Warm and smart in their blue fatigues.

      ‘GOD BEING GOD’

      God made a cloud in the shape of a famous politician taking a shit.

      Then he waited for people to notice it,

      Trying hard to suppress his giggles.

      WOOING, SCREWING AND CHEWING

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      ‘ONLINE BULLSHIT’

      Two ugly bastards

      Gave false faces to an Internet dating site.

      But they got each other.

      When they met they were both bloody furious.

      ‘THE SAD TALE OF CHRIS AND SIAN’

      Chris and Sian started having an affair.13

      But Sian couldn’t wink properly.

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