A Spoonful of Sugar. Liz Fraser

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       You’re not going out dressed like that!

       Fashionista, baby

       Money, money, money

       I see, therefore I want

       Sexy baby. Ummm, isn’t that exactly the problem …?

       Role models

       Mummy, I want to look just like everyone else

      Chapter Eight: SCHOOL TIME

       A is for Attitude

       B is for Brains

       C is for Computers and stuff

       D is for Do It Yourself

       SILENCE!

       Classroom chaos

       Getting tough on unruly kids

       Cyber bullying

       So what can be done?

       Oh, litigation’s what you (don’t) need

       Solution 1:throwing out the rule book

       Solution 2:on the home front

      Chapter Nine: ’TIS WISE TO BE THRIFTY

       The curse of consumerism, and how to escape it

       ‘The price of everything – and the value of nothing’

       Yes, it’s credit crunch time

       Pester power

       Playing ‘green’

       Birthday parties – Noooooooo!

       Reversing the trend

       Pocket money

      Chapter Ten: … AND DON’T COME BACK TILL TEATIME

       A train ride

       Kids in the community

       My mum is a control freak!

       Community parenting

       Fear of other people

       A new kind of risk: the internet

       Abductions and sexual assaults: the facts

       What’s a parent to do?

      Chapter Eleven: OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE …

       Family holidays

       Searching for that missing ‘something’

       Everything but the kitchen sink

       But there’s a whole world out there!

       Holiday clubs – love ’em or hate ’em?

      Chapter Twelve: MOVING WITH THE TIMES

       The ups and downs of the modern world

       But everyone else does!

       Conclusion

       Final Note

       Acknowledgements

       Permissions

       Index

       About The Author

       By The Same Author

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       Liz Fraser, aged three

       Author’s Note

      This book won’t make you or your children perfect. It won’t solve all the problems of parenting; it won’t stop kids writing ‘Suzy has big nokkers’ on bus stops or flicking snot into the freezer compartments in Tesco’s. It won’t answer all of your parenting prayers or make your husband’s tongue more agile. Sorry, but it really won’t.

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