Taunts, riddles and secrets. Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Название: Taunts, riddles and secrets
Автор: Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Is it possible immortality?
If only death orders to live long.
How the term "consciousness" may be deciphered?
Consciousness is only knowledge together with though some considerations.
Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?
They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.
Could there be a shadow without light?
It is difficult to say – without light cannot see anything.
What a free person differs from the unauthorized in?
A free person sees in what he gets involved, and the unauthorized person is unaware of it.
What distinguishes need from passion?
On need go, and on passion – soar.
That it is better: to live quietly and long or to live frantically and widely?
The value has not longitude and latitude, but the degree of satisfaction.
How to build a communism?
The same as catch Sunny Bunny?
What distinguishes the person from a fly?
The fly is caught by a spider, and the person is caught by the creditor. Consequences are identical.
What is conscience for the rich?
Charity.
How is our civilization living?
Goes there, without knowing where.
Whether it is worth thanking Bolsheviks for the made revolution?
Not worth it, but where from Bolsheviks to disappear?
German is better than Russian?
If only the pedants better than the slobs.
What is good in Chinaman?
His eternal employment.
Why Finns do not steal?
They left Russia in a timely manner.
Who is a toady?
In imperial Russia – the person in the hallway, in present Russia – on the contrary.
Is it possible to explain everything?
It is possible. But it is not need. Do not come in handy.
Is there life on other planets?
And whither can hide from it?
Whether it is necessary to watch TV?
It is not need to accuse the device in everything!
Could there be Paradise on Earth?
Paradise is elsewhere.
Whether there was in the history at least one successful president?
So far not, but the people still hope, going on re-elections.
Why all spoil everything?
All good intentions lead to hell.
Why officials steal?
You are mistaken! They do not steal, and drop to treasury.
Who are now messrs?
As always – former slaves and footmen.
Who is right – materialists or idealists?
Neither those, nor others: where can consciousness build a nest without matter? And is it possible to test matter without consciousness!?
Mankind – the herd?
If a goat is leading the herd of sheep, then who then is leading mankind?
Whether purely spiritual life is possible?
If to separate spirit from a body, then, alas, there comes death.
Why does time for happy life doesn't come?
Because somebody hours aren't watched, others have no watch, and all else are just waiting in the wings.
What is the role of personality in history?
Personalities appear so seldom that the history in general doesn't suffer from them, but in particular – very much even.
For what Internet appeared?
For the best coverage of the population and its subsequent self-destruction.
Than a policeman is different from a criminal?
One nonentity in the form pretends that it guards order, and another – uses this.
Why wolves howl, dogs whine, and people pray?
The wolf has nobody to hope, and he cheers itself; a dog, whining, hopes for the master; and Homo sapiens for some reason imagines that is not known who will help him.
Why the signature is sealed by the stamp?
Here affects atavism: always more reliable to something or someone to pin down.
What do Russians differ from remaining in?
They like to oppose to everything and everybody just so.
What is characteristic of reasonable persons?
They are not removed far from the level of mediocrity.
What it is necessary to be afraid the most of all?
Every should be afraid the most of all self.
What means to service?
To succumb to low-grade reasons.
What means to become?
To manage to manifest self in life at least once.
Where ultimately leads hypocrisy?
To loss of the true face.
Why old people are such sad?
From the loss of prospects.
What exist in consanguineous with indulgence?
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