Taunts, riddles and secrets. Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Название: Taunts, riddles and secrets
Автор: Юрий Михайлович Низовцев
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Whether devil confuses us?
Not devil, but jurists.
What can be extracted from slops?
Quite good pork gammon as a result.
What is the difference of traders and women?
Shopkeepers try to sell everything, except themselves, and women try to sell themselves for the sake of everything else.
What does a vegetarian differ in?
Biased attitude to vegetables.
For what civilians grow moustaches?
For giving of themselves of military daring.
What does the playing sport harm to?
Strengthening muscles, it straightens the brain crinkles.
What American Negros are close to the Russian people in?
Set free rather recently from bondage, both those, and others yet haven't managed to adapt to will.
What will be with motorists soon?
They will disappear.
In what is the use of wrinkles on a physiognomy?
They allude to wisdom, which may completely absent.
What attracts delirium of the ill by?
It is possible to learn a lot of useful from it.
What is characteristic for any institution?
What is characteristic for any public office?
Loathsome spirit
In what a horseradish and a radish converge?
They are not wish to raise the degree of own sweetness.
In what case the flood is required?
When soul burns, and there is nothing to drink.
Whether it is possible to be clever and silly simultaneously?
It is possible, but uncomfortably. It will be unbroken glitch.
What distinguishes heaviness from burden?
The same, in what the kettlebell differs from hangover.
What is better – force or dexterity?
Better to use force dexterously.
How to overcome depression?
To blow in a whistle deafeningly.
Is it good to be rich?
Very good! But it is better to be carefree!
What was until us?
In general, it was the same.
Whether it is possible to get pleasure ceaselessly?
It is possible. But long it will not turn out.
How to overcome melancholy?
Work out by gymnastics.
Is it possible to be silent for seven years as Buddha?
If you are able to write?
Is the fighter better than the soldier?
Certainly: because the form does not constrain him.
Can the computer replace the person?
No! Firstly, it cannot do nonsenses, and secondly, thou can throw out it, but it cannot
Why do we need military in peacetime?
To nest egg.
Is the world the crazy?
It isn't necessary to ascribe to the world the human properties.
How to get rid of insomnia?
In old age – nohow, in young age insomnia doesn't happen, at the intermediate age – walk before going to bed.
Why had vice emerged?
For comparison.
Why horizon is slipping away?
It is ashamed of nude rotundities of Earth.
What are the reasons that people lose their teeth?
The people lose teeth on different reasons, but the main thing – they do not find them.
Whence undertake diseases?
From boredom of healthy life.
Whom to be better – by an animal or by the person?
It is quieter to be by a plant.
What is well? And what is bad?
Well when yet isn't worse, and it is bad when worse no place.
In what case a whip and a cake have equal value?
If they lie without use.
From what is it so bad with hangover?
From sense of an organism's protest.
Where does lady superior maiden?
In the dark.
In what cases is not necessary to be treated definitely?
At deaths door.
Whether there is a purpose in existence of blockheads?
They are the transition stage to more developed mammals, nevertheless, further not leaving these developed mammals.
Is it possible to die of laughter?
It is possible, but other methods are more preferable in terms of their organization.
2. Taunts
Why the madman does not remember himself?
He already bothered to himself.
How many progress lasts?
While everything will not crack. But it will renew as soon as collects the strength.
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