Spares. Michael Marshall Smith

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      ‘How's tricks?’ I asked, looking around the bar.

      ‘Tricky,’ he said. ‘But what about this? Couples, okay, they're always ringing each other up, inviting each other round for dinner. Sounds like a great idea at the time – some wine, fine conversation, a chance to peek down the other woman's blouse. But then the day starts to approach, and everyone's thinking Jesus H – why did we agree to this? The hosts are dreading all the admin – restocking the drinks cabinet, cooking fiddly food, making sure all the tubes of Gonorrhoea-Be-Gone in the bathroom are hidden. The guests are thinking about getting expensive cabs and babysitters and not being able to smoke. Complete downer all round. You with me so far?’

      ‘Yes,’ I said, though I wasn't sure I was.

      ‘Okay. So the idea is this. A Date Cancelling Service. The day before the evening's supposed to happen, the guests ring up and cancel. They call it off, politely, just before anyone has to actually do anything. Everyone gets a nice warm glow about agreeing to see each other, but no one has to tidy up afterwards or schlep baby photos halfway across town. Everyone can just sit in their own apartments and have a perfectly good evening by themselves, and they'll enjoy it all the more because they thought they were going to have to go out.’

      ‘Where do you come in?’

      ‘I come up with an excuse for cancelling – won't even have to be a good one, because no one wants to go through with it anyway. You can say, “My head has exploded and Janet has turned into an egg” and it'll be, “Oh, sorry to hear that, some other time then, yeah great, goodbye”.’

      ‘Where does the money come in?’

      ‘I take the cut of what it would have cost to buy the food and drink and cabs. In the early days it's nickel and dime, I admit, but wait till it gets into the upper floors. I'll make a pile. What do you think?’

      ‘I think it's a crock of shit,’ I said, laughing. ‘Even worse than the mugging service.’

      ‘You could be right,’ he admitted, grinning. ‘But you didn't come here for this – you can wait for the autobiography. What can I do for you, boss man?’

      ‘Has the word gone round?’ I asked, knowing the answer.

      ‘The word has gone round and around and met itself coming back. “Jack's in town. Everyone beware.” ’

      ‘Not any more,’ I said. Howie looked at me soberly.

      ‘I know,’ he said. ‘And I have to admit, that's not what people are saying. You were spotted out in the Portal, that's all.’ Howie lit a cigarette and looked at me closely. ‘How are you doing, Jack?’

      I knew what he was asking. I wasn't ready to go into it yet, not even with him. Possibly not ever, with anyone.

      ‘I'm okay,’ I said. ‘But I'm in very deep shit.’

      ‘That I will believe. What can I do for you?’

      I reached into my pocket and brought the chip out. It was a small oblong of clear perspex, about four centimetres by two, and five millimetres deep. Along one of the short edges was a row of tiny gold contacts designed to interface the unit to the motherboard of a computer. The number ‘128’ was printed matter-of-factly on the front. I'd found it in my bag after we'd left the Farm. I hadn't put it there, which meant Ratchet must have done. Howie took it from me, peered closely at it, and sniffed.

      ‘What's this?’

      ‘I think it's one-twenty-eight gigs of RAM,’ I said.

      ‘Don't recognize the make. Where's it from?’

      ‘A friend gave it to me.’

      ‘You're in luck,’ he said. ‘The market's volatile, and this week it's up. I can probably give you about eight for this without fucking myself up too badly.’

      ‘I'm in kind of a hurry.’

      He reached under the chair and brought up a large metal cashbox. He placed it on the table and opened it, revealing bundles of dirty notes. All of the money in New Richmond is dirty, figuratively at least. There can't be a dollar bill which hasn't been involved in something illegal somewhere down the line, hasn't been handed over in a suitcase at some stage in its life. Howie counted off eight hundred dollars in fifties and held it out to me between two fingers of one hand. ‘You want a loan on top?’

      I shook my head. ‘Thanks, but no. Don't know when I'll be this way again. Maybe never.’

      ‘So pretend I'm your friend and call it a gift.’

      I smiled and stood up, slipping the notes into my inside pocket. ‘You are and I'll be okay.’

      Howie pursed his lips and looked up at me. ‘You know there's a whack out on you?’

      I stared at him. ‘Already? What, an old one?’

      Howie shook his head. ‘Don't know, but I think it's new. Heard twenty minutes ago.’

      ‘How much is it for?’

      ‘Five thou.’

      ‘That's insulting. Let me know if it goes above ten,’ I said. ‘Then I'll start seriously watching my back.’

      At the door, Dath stepped to one side to let me out. I paused, and looked up at his face. Dath looks like your basic worst nightmare, except he wears expensive clothes and gets a nice close shave. There'd always been a rumour that before working for Howie he'd been a made guy in Miami: starting at the bottom, in the mail room, before deciding to specialize as a hitman. The word was he'd worked his way up the ladder in the old-fashioned way, beginning by being cutting to people: for a hundred dollars he'd march into someone's place, look them up and down and go ‘Yeah, great suit,’ in a really ironic way, and then leave. His speciality was the ‘overheard conversation’ hit. Wherever the target went – in a restaurant, in a bar, in the john – Dath would be somewhere just out of sight, talking loudly about postmodernism. It eventually drove them crazy.

      He always denied it. I was never sure.

      ‘You heard about the contract on me?’ I asked. He nodded. ‘You a player?’

      ‘Nah,’ he said slowly. ‘Think I'll wait till it goes up to ten.’

      Then he winked, and I smiled as I walked past him back out into the streets.

      Goodbye to all that, I thought.

       Two

      The guy behind the counter was looking at me strangely, but I went quickly about my business, walking the mart's dusty aisles and picking out what we needed. I got a couple packs of soya bars, powdered milk, cheap food in heataTins – and the biggest jar of Frapan pickles I could see. Every couple of minutes I glanced down the end and saw the guy was still looking at me. Not all the time, but enough. It was beginning to piss me off.

      At the exit of the service shaft, I'd given the guys the 170 dollars I owed them. They were pleasantly surprised, said it had been СКАЧАТЬ