Название: No One Wants to Be Miss Havisham
Автор: Brigid Coady
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Зарубежный юмор
isbn: 9780008119416
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“And you?” the Ghost asked as she skipped down the aisle in a parody of the flower girl she resembled.
“It was always Tom for me,” Edie sighed.
She remembered the love hearts she'd doodled with 'Tom + Edie 4 Ever' written in them.
They reached the bridal party; the teenage Edie was gripping her posy so hard her knuckles were white. Her face was flame red as her eyes kept darting to look to her right.
“There!” her older counterpart pointed.
It was Tom.
The Tom of all her adolescent dreams, the Tom who had turned into her dream man until she put those dreams away from her.
Standing solemnly next to the groom, watching the vicar and not glancing to the left at teen Edie or anywhere else, was a tall, slight man boy. His curly blond hair was ruthlessly held down by hair product so that only a slight wave was discernible. Edie’s fingers itched with the memory of those curls unfettered between her fingers, the soft springiness. The way he smelt.
Her heart turned over as her eyes traced his profile. A smooth forehead unblemished by the frown lines she had carved there. Mouth full and slightly smiling. When had she last seen him smile? There hadn’t been much smiling in that last year.
“How on earth are you doing all this?” she fought against the tearing feeling inside her. “Is this some complicated and sophisticated hologram? And who the hell told you about Tom?”
Yes this was better. Stop the maudlin memories. Edie rubbed her chest near her heart, she needed this to stop.
The Spirit raised an eyebrow, a very adult look on a six-year-old face.
“Edie,” she said with a hint of exasperation.
“Well I suppose anyone could have told you about me and Tom! I mean all these people were at the wedding…” Edie’s voice petered out. “I don’t know how you made it all so life like, it must have cost a fortune but I’ve seen what they can do in films these days.”
“You want more proof?” the little flower girl asked.
Proof? Hell yeah she wanted proof.
“Yes,” she said it and jutted her chin out.
The pain in her chest retreated as she wrapped herself in her familiar blanket of stubbornness.
The Ghost sighed dramatically.
The scene vanished in a blink of an eye.
It felt as if part of Edie was wrenched out and left behind.
A scene emerged around them; they were inside a marquee which had fairy lights strung on the ceiling mimicking a star-studded night. The flashing lights of the mobile DJ twirled to the beat of the music blaring from the speakers.
“Oh no,” Edie groaned.
“Well you wanted proof,” the Ghost said sanctimoniously.
“No really, I believe you,” she was desperate. “Can we just stop it now? Go back to my room? I’ve learnt whatever lesson you want me to learn.”
She couldn’t relive this again.
“So who is that over there?” piped the Ghost.
Surely it wasn’t against the law to hit a Ghost who looked like a six-year-old girl?
“Me,” she muttered.
“And what are you doing?”
No, she couldn’t hit her; knowing her luck this was really some precocious stage school brat whose parents would sue her for lost earnings.
“I’m…” the words stuck in her throat.
“Yes?”
“I’m dancing,” she said.
“Dancing? Really?” the Ghost was definitely trying not to laugh.
Edie’s face burned for her younger self. She wriggled in embarrassment for what was to come.
“I think we need to get just a little closer,” the Spirit said and for a six-year-old she had a freakishly strong grip and pull.
Edie got closer to the writhing flushed figure in peach silk. Oh God, had she really thought that she was dancing in a sexy way? Her puppy fat was spilling over the top of the dress and she was squinting up under her eyelashes. And to think she had spent hours perfecting her sexy gaze in the mirror thinking it would have a devastating effect on men. I suppose it did, she thought, devastating in a ‘run screaming from this girl’ sort of way.
She watched as the dance continued, her breathing increasing in time with young Edie’s. The anticipation that she knew she’d felt as she danced closer to her quarry; the unsuspecting Tom, who was leaning against one of the marquee poles. He was surveying the dancers whilst surreptitiously drinking a stolen glass of champagne.
“Hi…” young Edie croaked out as she wriggled in front of him. It really did look like she was trying to shed a too tight skin.
He hadn’t heard her.
“Hi!” she shouted.
It reached every corner of the marquee. Trust the damn DJ to cut the song for one of those shout back moments. Heads whipped round to look at her.
“Er… hi,” he replied uncomfortably. He took another swig of champagne. His eyes were desperately looking round for escape; or was it to check he hadn’t been seen with alcohol?
“Can I have some?” the teenage girl asked and the watching woman’s stomach knotted in synch.
“Well, you’re a bit young to be drinking,” he said, worried.
“I’m old enough! I’ve drunk champagne loads of times!” Twice at least and then only a sip from her Dad’s glass at New Year but this was Tom. She was going to lie, wasn’t she?
He looked at her, unconvinced.
“Walk away. Walk away,” whispered older Edie.
Oh God, it was like watching a car crash about to happen and having no way of stopping it.
“Come on, outside,” he said as he looked round and snagged the whole champagne bottle and sauntered out.
The teenage Edie glowed.
It made the older Edie shiver; she had never seen that look on her face before.
It was the look that Mel had when she looked at Barry. What her parents had once had. Even drippy Rachel had looked like that. Lit from inside with the wonder that СКАЧАТЬ