And God Created the Au Pair. Pascale Smets

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       SEPTEMBER 99

      From: Nell Fenton

      To: Charlotte Bailey

      Do not, repeat do not confuse dishwashing liquid with dishwasher liquid. Dishwashing liquid is in fact washing-up liquid in N America and when used in the dishwasher creates a giant foam monster that pours through what one naively assumes are the watertight seals on the edges of the dishwasher door. First tried to scoop the pouring tide of foam into kitchen sink but that immediately filled up with foam that would not die so then had to fill buckets with foam and run and throw them out on the deck. When Michael finally responded to my shrieks for assistance and wandered downstairs he (most unusually) had the good idea that we should sprinkle the small sachet of dishwasher powder that came free with the machine over the foam. Surprisingly it did in fact kill the beast. But everything very wet and foamy afterwards and him very smug.

      From: Charlotte Bailey

      To: Nell Fenton

      Re: the beast

      Didn’t the size of the bottle alert you? Any sign of missing saucepans yet?

      From: Nell Fenton

      To: Charlotte Bailey

      Bottle was huge. V easy mistake to make. Saucepans still mysteriously absent. Have unearthed one box of stuff so am now able to grate things or whisk things.

      From: Charlotte Bailey

      To: Nell Fenton

      Have some ghastly СКАЧАТЬ