The Flashman Papers: The Complete 12-Book Collection. George Fraser MacDonald

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      I obeyed, in spite of my leg, and dropped gasping into the seat beside her. And then her companion, damn his eyes, was saying:

      “Here is your man, constable. Arrest him, if you please.”

      A police sergeant poked his head in at the door, surveyed us, and said to the fair man, doubtfully:

      “This gentleman, sir?”

      “Of course. Who else?”

      “Well …” The bobby was puzzled, seeing me sitting there large as life. “Are you sure, sir?”

      The fair man rapped out another foreign oath, and said of course he was sure. He called the sergeant a fool.

      “Oh, stop it, Otto,” says the lady suddenly. “Really, sergeant, it’s too bad of him; he’s making game of you. This gentleman is with us.”

      “Rosanna!” The fair man looked outraged. “What are you thinking of? Sergeant, I—”

      “Don’t play the fool, Otto,” says I, taking my cue, and delighted to have my hand squeezed by the lady. “Come on, man, get in and let’s be off home. I’m tired.”

      He gave me a look of utter fury, and then a fine altercation broke out between him and the sergeant, which the lady Rosanna seemed to find vastly amusing. The coachee and another constable joined in, and then suddenly the sergeant, who had been frowning oddly in my direction while the argument raged, stuck his head into the coach again, and says:

      “Wait a minnit. I know you, don’t I? You’re Cap’n Flashman, bigod!”

      I admitted it, and he swore and slapped his fist.

      “The ’ero of Julloolabad!” cries he.

      I smiled modestly at Miss Rosanna, who was looking at me wide-eyed.

      “The defender of Piper’s Fort!” cries the sergeant.

      “Well, well,” says I, “it’s all right, sergeant.”

      “The ’Ector of Afghanistan!” cries the sergeant, who evidently studied the press. “Damme! Well, ’ere’s a go!”

      He was beaming all over his face, which didn’t suit my denouncer at all. Angrily he demanded that I be arrested.

      “He is a fugitive,” he declared. “He invaded our coach without permission.”

      “I don’t give a dam’ if ’e invaded Buckin’am Palace without permission,” says the sergeant, turning back to me. “Corporal Webster, sir, Third Guards, under Major Macdonald at ’Ougoumont, sir.”

      “Honoured to know you, sergeant,” says I, shaking his hand.

      “Honour’s mine, sir, ’deed it is. Now then, you, sir, let’s ’ave no more of this. You’re not English, are you?”

      “I am a Prussian officer,” says the man called Otto, “and I demand—”

      “Cap’n Flashman is a British officer, so you don’t demand nothink,” says the sergeant. “Now, then! Let’s ’ave no trouble.” He touched his hat to us and gave me a broad wink. “Wish you good-night, sir, an’ you, ma’am.”

      I thought the German would have an apoplexy, he looked so wild, and his temper was not helped by the lovely Rosanna’s helpless laughter. He stood glaring at her for a moment, biting his lip, and then she controlled herself sufficiently to say:

      “Oh, come along, Otto, get into the coach. Oh, dear, oh, dear,” and she began laughing again.

      “I am happy you are amused,” says he. “You make a fool of me: it is of a piece with your conduct of this evening.” He looked thoroughly vicious. “Very good, madam, perhaps you will regret it.”

      “Don’t be so pompous, Otto,” says she. “It’s just a joke; come and—”

      “I prefer choicer company,” says he. “That of ladies, for example.” And clapping on his hat he stepped back from the carriage door.

      “Oh, the devil fly away with you then!” cried she, suddenly angry. “Whip up, driver!”

      And then I had to open my mouth. Leaning across her, I called to him:

      “How dare you talk so to a lady, damn you!” says I. “You’re a foul-mouthed foreign dog!”

      I believe if I had kept silent he would have forgotten me, for his temper was concentrated on her. But now he turned those cold eyes on me, and they seemed to bore like drills. For a moment I was frightened of the man; he had murder on his face.

      “I shall remember you,” says he. And then, oddly, I saw a look of curiosity come into his eyes, and he stepped a pace closer. Then it was gone, but he was memorising me, and hating me at the same time.

      “I shall remember you,” he said a second time, and the coach jerked forward and left him standing by the gutter.

      In spite of the momentary fear he had awakened in me, I didn’t give a button for his threats—the danger was past, I had recovered my breath, and I could devote my attention to the important question of the beauty alongside me. I had time to examine the splendour of her profile—the broad brow and raven-black hair, the small ever so slightly curved nose, the pouting red cupid’s bow, the firm little chin, and the white round breasts pushing themselves impudently up from the red satin gown.

      The scent of her perfume, the sidelong look of her dark blue eyes, and the wanton husky Irish voice, were all invitations. As anyone will tell you, put Harry Flashman next to a woman like that and one of two things is inevitable—there will either be screams and slaps, or the lady will surrender. Sometimes both. In this case, just from the look of her, I knew there would be no screaming and slapping, and I was right. When I kissed her it was only a moment before her mouth opened under mine, and I promptly suggested that since my leg was still painful, a woman’s touch on it would soothe the cramp out of my muscles. She complied, very teasingly, and with her free hand was remarkably skilful at fending off my advances until the coach reached her house, which was somewhere in Chelsea.

      By this time I was in such a state of excitement that I could barely keep my hands still while she dismissed her maid and conducted me to her salon, talking gaily about anything and acting the cool minx. I soon put a stop to that by popping her breasts out the minute the door was closed, and bearing her down on to the settee. Her reaction was startling; in a moment she was grappling with me, digging her nails into me and twining her limbs round mine. The fury of her love-making was almost frightening—I’ve known eager women, plenty of them, but Miss Rosanna was like a wild animal.

The second time, later in the night, was even more feverish than the first. We were in bed by then, and I had no clothing to protect me from her biting and raking nails; I protested, but it was like talking to a mad woman. She even began to leather me with something hard and heavy—a hair-brush, I believe—and by the time she had stopped writhing and moaning I felt as though I had been coupling with a roll of barbed wire.⁶ I was bruised, scratched, bitten, and stabbed from neck to backside.

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