Boy Swallows Universe. Trent Dalton

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      ‘What did he ever do to you?’

‘Nothing,’ Darren says. ‘He did nothing to me. It was Froggy Mills he did something to.’

      ‘He’s a good man, let’s just get out of here.’

      ‘Good man?’ Darren echoes. ‘That’s not what Froggy says. Froggy says Father Monroe pays him a tenner every Sunday after mass to show him his dick while he whacks off.’

      ‘That’s bullshit.’

      ‘Froggy doesn’t bullshit. He’s religious. Father Monroe told him it’s a sin to bullshit but it’s not a sin, of course, to show a seventy-five-year-old man your bat and balls.’

      ‘You won’t even get it through the metal.’

      Darren taps his shoe on the car roof.

      ‘That’s thin metal. Half rusted out. This blade has been sharpened for six hours straight. Finest Japanese steel all the way from—’

      ‘The Mill Street Pawnbrokers.’

      Through the holes in his balaclava, Darren closes his eyes. He raises the blade high with both fists gripping the handle, concentrating on something inside, like an old warrior about to ritually end the life of his best friend, or his favourite Australian suburban getabout motorcar. ‘Shit,’ I say, frantically pulling Bich Dang’s unwashed stocking over my head.

      ‘Wake up, time to die,’ Darren says.

      He drives the sword down and it stabs into the Gemini with a shriek of metal on metal. The first third of the blade pierces the car roof like Excalibur in stone.

      Darren’s mouth drops open.

      ‘Fuck, it went through.’ He beams. ‘You see that, Tink!’

      A light goes on in Father Monroe’s house.

      ‘C’mon, let’s go,’ I bark.

Darren reefs at the sword handle but the lodged shaft doesn’t move. He tugs hard three times with both hands. ‘It won’t come.’ He bends the top end of the blade shaft back towards himself, then forward, but the bottom end won’t move.

      A window opens in Father Monroe’s living room.

      ‘Hey, hey, what are you doing?’ Father Monroe bellows through a half-open window.

      ‘Come on, let’s go,’ I urge.

      Father Monroe opens his front door and steams down his pathway to his gate.

      ‘Get off my car!’ he screams.

      ‘Fuck,’ Darren says, leaping off the back of the car.

      Father Monroe reaches his car and sees the samurai sword twanging back and forth, its mystical shaft speared inexplicably through the top of the parked car.

      Darren turns around at a safe distance, joyously waving around the Vietnamese cock he’s pulled from his pants.

      ‘Just ten dong for this donger, Father!’ he screams.

      *

      Still night air and two boys smoking on a gutter. Stars up there. A cane toad down here has been flattened by a car tyre on the bitumen road a metre from my right foot. Its pink tongue has exploded from its mouth so it looks like the toad was flattened halfway through eating a raspberry lolly snake.

      ‘Sucks, doesn’t it?’ Darren says.

      ‘What?’

      ‘Growing up thinking you were with the good guys, when all along you were running with the bad guys.’

      ‘I’m not running with the bad guys.’

Darren shrugs. ‘We’ll see,’ he says. ‘I remember when I first found out Mum was in the game. Cops burst through our door when we were living over in Inala. Turned the place upside down. I was seven years old and I shit my pants. I mean, I actually shit my pants.’

      The cops stripped Bich Dang naked, threw her against fibro walls, smashed household items with relish. Darren was watching The Partridge Family on a large National television that detectives tipped over looking for drugs.

      ‘It was fuckin’ mad, stuff breaking everywhere, Mum screaming at them, kicking her legs, scratchin’ ’em and shit. They dragged Mum away out the front door and left me alone on the floor of the lounge room crying like a bitch, huge big dump in my dacks. I was so stunned I just sat watching that Partridge mum talking to her kids upside down on the telly.’

      I shake my head.

      ‘That’s insane,’ I say.

      ‘That’s the game,’ Darren shrugs. ‘’Bout two years later Mum gave it to me straight. We were key players. I felt like you’re feeling now.’

      He says this sinking feeling inside me is the realisation that I’m with the bad guys but I’m not the baddest of the bad guys.

      ‘The baddest guys just work for you,’ he says.

      Paid killers, humourless and mad, he says. Ex-army, ex-prison, ex-human. Single men in their thirties and forties. Mysterious bastards, weirder than the kind who squish avocadoes between their fingers at fruit and veg markets. The kind who will squeeze a man’s neck until it squishes. All the villains operating between the cracks of this quiet city. Thieves and cons and men who rape and kill children. Assassins, of a kind, but not the kind we love from The Octagon. These men wear flip-flops and Stubbies shorts. They stab people not with samurai swords but with the knives they use to slice Sunday roast when their widowed mothers drop in. Suburban psychopaths. Darren’s mentors.

      ‘They don’t work for me,’ I say.

‘Well, they work for your dad,’ Darren says.

      ‘He’s not my dad.’

      ‘Oh, forgot, sorry. Where’s your real dad?’

      ‘Bracken Ridge.’

      ‘He good?’

      Everybody wants to measure the adult men in my life by goodness. I measure them in details. In memories. In the times they said my name.

      ‘Never found out,’ I say. ‘What’s with you and men being good?’

      ‘Never met a good one, that’s all,’ he says. ‘Adult men, Tink. Most fucked-up creatures on the planet. Don’t ever trust ’em.’

      ‘Where’s your real dad?’ I ask.

      Darren stands up from the gutter, spits a jet of saliva through gritted teeth.

      ‘He’s right where he should be,’ he says.

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