The Eleven Comedies, Volume 2. Аристофан

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СКАЧАТЬ This is, then, truly a running-bird.185 Come, Trochilus, do us the kindness to call your master.

      TROCHILUS. Why, he has just fallen asleep after a feed of myrtle-berries and a few grubs.

      EUELPIDES. Never mind; wake him up.

      TROCHILUS. I am certain he will be angry. However, I will wake him to please you.

      PISTHETAERUS. You cursed brute! why, I am almost dead with terror!

      EUELPIDES. Oh! my god! 'twas sheer fear that made me lose my jay.

      PISTHETAERUS. Ah! you great coward! were you so frightened that you let go your jay?

      EUELPIDES. And did you not lose your crow, when you fell sprawling on the ground? Pray tell me that.

      PISTHETAERUS. No, no.

      EUELPIDES. Where is it, then?

      PISTHETAERUS. It has flown away.

      EUELPIDES. Then you did not let it go! Oh! you brave fellow!

      EPOPS. Open the forest,186 that I may go out!

      EUELPIDES. By Heracles! what a creature! what plumage! What means this triple crest?

      EPOPS. Who wants me?

      EUELPIDES. The twelve great gods have used you ill, meseems.

      EPOPS. Are you chaffing me about my feathers? I have been a man, strangers.

      EUELPIDES. 'Tis not you we are jeering at.

      EPOPS. At what, then?

      EUELPIDES. Why, 'tis your beak that looks so odd to us.

      EPOPS. This is how Sophocles outrages me in his tragedies. Know, I once was Tereus.187

      EUELPIDES. You were Tereus, and what are you now? a bird or a peacock?188

      EPOPS. I am a bird.

      EUELPIDES. Then where are your feathers? For I don't see them.

      EPOPS. They have fallen off.

      EUELPIDES. Through illness.

      EPOPS. No. All birds moult their feathers, you know, every winter, and others grow in their place. But tell me, who are you?

      EUELPIDES. We? We are mortals.

      EPOPS. From what country?

      EUELPIDES. From the land of the beautiful galleys.189

      EPOPS. Are you dicasts?190

      EUELPIDES. No, if anything, we are anti-dicasts.

      EPOPS. Is that kind of seed sown among you?191

      EUELPIDES. You have to look hard to find even a little in our fields.

      EPOPS. What brings you here?

      EUELPIDES. We wish to pay you a visit.

      EPOPS. What for?

      EUELPIDES. Because you formerly were a man, like we are, formerly you had debts, as we have, formerly you did not want to pay them, like ourselves; furthermore, being turned into a bird, you have when flying seen all lands and seas. Thus you have all human knowledge as well as that of birds. And hence we have come to you to beg you to direct us to some cosy town, in which one can repose as if on thick coverlets.

      EPOPS. And are you looking for a greater city than Athens?

      EUELPIDES. No, not a greater, but one more pleasant to dwell in.

      EPOPS. Then you are looking for an aristocratic country.

      EUELPIDES. I? Not at all! I hold the son of Scellias in horror.192

      EPOPS. But, after all, what sort of city would please you best?

      EUELPIDES. A place where the following would be the most important business transacted.—Some friend would come knocking at the door quite early in the morning saying, "By Olympian Zeus, be at my house early, as soon as you have bathed, and bring your children too. I am giving a nuptial feast, so don't fail, or else don't cross my threshold when I am in distress."

      EPOPS. Ah! that's what may be called being fond of hardships. And what say you?

      PISTHETAERUS. My tastes are similar.

      EPOPS. And they are?

      PISTHETAERUS. I want a town where the father of a handsome lad will stop in the street and say to me reproachfully as if I had failed him, "Ah! Is this well done, Stilbonides! You met my son coming from the bath after the gymnasium and you neither spoke to him, nor embraced him, nor took him with you, nor ever once twitched his testicles. Would anyone call you an old friend of mine?"

      EPOPS. Ah! wag, I see you are fond of suffering. But there is a city of delights, such as you want. 'Tis on the Red Sea.

      EUELPIDES. Oh, no. Not a sea-port, where some fine morning the Salaminian193 galley can appear, bringing a writ-server along. Have you no Greek town you can propose to us?

      EPOPS. Why not choose Lepreum in Elis for your settlement?

      EUELPIDES. By Zeus! I could not look at Lepreum without disgust, because of Melanthius.194

      EPOPS. Then, again, there is the Opuntian, where you could live.

      EUELPIDES. I would not be Opuntian195 for a talent. But come, what is it like to live with the birds? You should know pretty well.

      EPOPS. Why, 'tis not a disagreeable life. In the first place, one has no purse.

      EUELPIDES. That does away with much roguery.

      EPOPS. For food the gardens yield us white sesame, myrtle-berries, poppies and mint.

      EUELPIDES. Why, 'tis the life of the newly-wed indeed.196

      PISTHETAERUS. Ha! I am beginning to see a great plan, which will transfer the supreme power to the birds, if you will but take my advice.

      EPOPS. Take your advice? In what way?

      PISTHETAERUS. In what way? Well, firstly, do not fly in all directions with open beak; it is not dignified. Among us, when we see a thoughtless man, we ask, "What sort of bird is this?" and Teleas answers, "'Tis a man who has no brain, a bird that has lost his head, a creature you cannot catch, for it never remains in any one place."

      EPOPS. By Zeus himself! your jest hits the mark. What then is to be done?

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