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Название: The Complete Works

Автор: Robert Burns

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      Wae worth that brandy, burning trash!

      Fell source o’ monie a pain an’ brash!

      Twins monie a poor, doylt, druken hash,

      O’ half his days;

      An’ sends, beside, auld Scotland’s cash

      To her warst faes.

      Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well,

      Ye chief, to you my tale I tell,

      Poor plackless devils like mysel’,

      It sets you ill,

      Wi’ bitter, dearthfu’ wines to mell,

      Or foreign gill.

      May gravels round his blather wrench,

      An’ gouts torment him inch by inch,

      Wha twists his gruntle wi’ a glunch

      O’ sour disdain,

      Out owre a glass o’ whiskey punch

      Wi’ honest men;

      O whiskey! soul o’ plays an’ pranks!

      Accept a Bardie’s gratefu’ thanks!

      When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks

      Are my poor verses!

      Thou comes—they rattle i’ their ranks

      At ither’s a–s!

      Thee, Ferintosh! O sadly lost!

      Scotland lament frae coast to coast!

      Now colic grips, an’ barkin’ hoast,

      May kill us a’;

      For loyal Forbes’ charter’d boast,

      Is ta’en awa.

      Thae curst horse-leeches o’ th’ Excise,

      Wha mak the whiskey stells their prize!

      Haud up thy han’, Deil! ance, twice, thrice!

      There, seize the blinkers!

      An’ bake them up in brunstane pies

      For poor d—n’d drinkers.

      Fortune! if thou’ll but gie me still

      Hale breeks, a scone, an’ whiskey gill,

      An’ rowth o’ rhyme to rave at will,

      Tak’ a’ the rest,

      An’ deal’t about as thy blind skill

      Directs thee best.

      XXXVIII. THE AUTHOR’S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

      ‘Dearest of distillation! last and best!–

      –How art thou lost!–’

Parody on Milton

      [“This Poem was written,” says Burns, “before the act anent the Scottish distilleries, of session 1786, for which Scotland and the author return their most grateful thanks.” Before the passing of this lenient act, so sharp was the law in the North, that some distillers relinquished their trade; the price of barley was affected, and Scotland, already exasperated at the refusal of a militia, for which she was a petitioner, began to handle her claymore, and was perhaps only hindered from drawing it by the act mentioned by the poet. In an early copy of the poem, he thus alludes to Colonel Hugh Montgomery, afterwards Earl of Eglinton:—

      “Thee, sodger Hugh, my watchman stented,

      If bardies e’er are represented,

      I ken if that yere sword were wanted

      Ye’d lend yere hand;

      But when there’s aught to say anent it

      Yere at a stand.”

      The poet was not sure that Montgomery would think the compliment to his ready hand an excuse in full for the allusion to his unready tongue, and omitted the stanza.]

      Ye Irish lords, ye knights an’ squires,

      Wha represent our brughs an’ shires,

      An’ doucely manage our affairs

      In Parliament,

      To you a simple Bardie’s prayers

      Are humbly sent.

      Alas! my roupet Muse is hearse!

      Your honours’ hearts wi’ grief ’twad pierce,

      To see her sittin’ on her a—e

      Low i’ the dust,

      An’ scriechin’ out prosaic verse,

      An’ like to brust!

      Tell them wha hae the chief direction,

      Scotland an’ me’s in great affliction,

      E’er sin’ they laid that curst restriction

      On aqua-vitæ;

      An’ rouse them up to strong conviction,

      An’ move their pity.

      Stand forth, an’ tell yon Premier youth,

      The honest, open, naked truth:

      Tell him o’ mine an’ Scotland’s drouth,

      His servants humble:

      The muckie devil blaw ye south,

      If ye dissemble!

      Does ony great man glunch an’ gloom?

      Speak out, an’ never fash your thumb!

      Let posts an’ pensions sink or soom

      Wi’ them wha grant ‘em:

      If honestly they canna come,

      Far better want ‘em.

      In gath’rin votes you were na slack;

      Now stand as tightly by your tack;

      Ne’er claw your lug, an’ fidge your back,

      An’ hum an’ haw;

      But raise your arm, an’ tell your crack

      Before them a’.

      Paint Scotland greetin’ owre her thrizzle,

      Her mutchkin stoup as toom’s a whissle:

      An’ damn’d excisemen in a bussle,

      Seizin’ a stell,

      Triumphant crushin’t like a mussel

      Or lampit shell.

      Then on the tither hand present her,

      A blackguard smuggler, right behint her,

      An’ cheek-for-chow, a chuffie vintner,

      Colleaguing join,

      Picking her pouch as bare as winter

      Of a’ kind coin.

      Is there, that bears the name o’ Scot,

      But feels his heart’s bluid rising hot,

      To see his poor auld mither’s pot

      Thus dung in staves,

      An’ plunder’d o’ her hindmost groat

      By gallows knaves?

      Alas! I’m but a nameless wight,

      Trode i’ the mire out o’ sight!

      But could I like Montgomeries fight,

      Or gab like Boswell,

      There’s some sark-necks I wad draw tight,

      An’ tie some hose well.

      God bless your honours, can ye see’t,

      The kind, auld, canty carlin greet,

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