The Physiology of Marriage, Complete. Honore de Balzac

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      That while there are marriages recorded on the public registers, there are others over which nature herself has presided, and they have been dictated either by the mutual memory of thought, or by an utter difference of mental disposition, or by corporeal affinity in the parties named; that it is thus that heaven and earth are constantly at variance?

      That there are many husbands fine in figure and of superior intellect whose wives have lovers exceedingly ugly, insignificant in appearance or stupid in mind?

      All these questions furnish material for books; but the books have been written and the questions are constantly reappearing.

      Physiology, what must I take you to mean?

      Do you reveal new principles? Would you pretend that it is the right thing that woman should be made common? Lycurgus and certain Greek peoples as well as Tartars and savages have tried this.

      Can it possibly be right to confine women? The Ottomans once did so, and nowadays they give them their liberty.

      Would it be right to marry young women without providing a dowry and yet exclude them from the right of succeeding to property? Some English authors and some moralists have proved that this with the admission of divorce is the surest method of rendering marriage happy.

      Should there be a little Hagar in each marriage establishment? There is no need to pass a law for that. The provision of the code which makes an unfaithful wife liable to a penalty in whatever place the crime be committed, and that other article which does not punish the erring husband unless his concubine dwells beneath the conjugal roof, implicitly admits the existence of mistresses in the city.

      Sanchez has written a dissertation on the penal cases incident to marriage; he has even argued on the illegitimacy and the opportuneness of each form of indulgence; he has outlined all the duties, moral, religious and corporeal, of the married couple; in short his work would form twelve volumes in octavo if the huge folio entitled De Matrimonio were thus represented.

      Clouds of lawyers have flung clouds of treatises over the legal difficulties which are born of marriage. There exist several works on the judicial investigation of impotency.

      Legions of doctors have marshaled their legions of books on the subject of marriage in its relation to medicine and surgery.

      In the nineteenth century the Physiology of Marriage is either an insignificant compilation or the work of a fool written for other fools; old priests have taken their balances of gold and have weighed the most trifling scruples of the marriage consciences; old lawyers have put on their spectacles and have distinguished between every kind of married transgression; old doctors have seized the scalpel and drawn it over all the wounds of the subject; old judges have mounted to the bench and have decided all the cases of marriage dissolution; whole generations have passed unuttered cries of joy or of grief on the subject, each age has cast its vote into the urn; the Holy Spirit, poets and writers have recounted everything from the days of Eve to the Trojan war, from Helen to Madame de Maintenon, from the mistress of Louis XIV to the woman of their own day.

      Physiology, what must I consider your meaning?

      Shall I say that you intend to publish pictures more or less skillfully drawn, for the purpose of convincing us that a man marries:

      From ambition—that is well known;

      From kindness, in order to deliver a girl from the tyranny of her mother;

      From rage, in order to disinherit his relations;

      From scorn of a faithless mistress;

      From weariness of a pleasant bachelor life;

      From folly, for each man always commits one;

      In consequence of a wager, which was the case with Lord Byron;

      From interest, which is almost always the case;

      From youthfulness on leaving college, like a blockhead;

      From ugliness—fear of some day failing to secure a wife;

      Through Machiavelism, in order to be the heir of some old woman at an early date;

      From necessity, in order to secure the standing to our son;

      From obligation, the damsel having shown herself weak;

      From passion, in order to become more surely cured of it;

      On account of a quarrel, in order to put an end to a lawsuit;

      From gratitude, by which he gives more than he has received;

      From goodness, which is the fate of doctrinaires;

      From the condition of a will when a dead uncle attaches his legacy to some girl, marriage with whom is the condition of succession;

      From custom, in imitation of his ancestors;

      From old age, in order to make an end of life;

      From yatidi, that is the hour of going to bed and signifies amongst the Turks all bodily needs;

      From religious zeal, like the Duke of Saint-Aignan, who did not wish to commit sin?[*]

      [*] The foregoing queries came in (untranslatable) alphabetic order in

       the original.—Editor

      But these incidents of marriage have furnished matter for thirty thousand comedies and a hundred thousand romances.

      Physiology, for the third and last time I ask you—What is your meaning?

      So far everything is commonplace as the pavement of the street, familiar as a crossway. Marriage is better known than the Barabbas of the Passion. All the ancient ideas which it calls to light permeate literature since the world is the world, and there is not a single opinion which might serve to the advantage of the world, nor a ridiculous project which could not find an author to write it up, a printer to print it, a bookseller to sell it and a reader to read it.

      Allow me to say to you like Rabelais, who is in every sense our master:

      “Gentlemen, God save and guard you! Where are you? I cannot see you; wait until I put on my spectacles. Ah! I see you now; you, your wives, your children. Are you in good health? I am glad to hear it.”

      But it is not for you that I am writing. Since you have grown-up children that ends the matter.

      Ah! it is you, illustrious tipplers, pampered and gouty, and you, tireless pie-cutters, favorites who come dear; day-long pantagruellists who keep your private birds, gay and gallant, and who go to tierce, to sexts, to nones, and also to vespers and compline and never tire of going.

      It is not for you that the Physiology of Marriage is addressed, for you are not married and may you never be married. You herd of bigots, snails, hypocrites, dotards, lechers, booted for pilgrimage to Rome, disguised and marked, as it were, to deceive the world. Go back, you scoundrels, out of my sight! Gallows birds are ye all—now in the СКАЧАТЬ