Murder Mysteries for the Holiday Season. Джером К. Джером

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      It was Joe the Runner, rather wet but smiling. He carried under his arm something wrapped in an old newspaper.

      ‘Excuse me, miss,’ he said, as he removed the covering, ‘but a gent I met in the street asked me to give you this.’

      ‘A turkey!’ gasped Angela. ‘How wonderful…who was it?’

      ‘I don’t know, miss—an old gentleman,’ said Joe vaguely. ‘He said “Be sure an’ give it to the young lady herself—wishin’ her a happy Christmas”.’

      They gazed on the carcase in awe and ecstasy. As the front door slammed, announcing Joe’s hasty departure:

      ‘An old gentleman,’ said Angela slowly. ‘Uncle Peter!’

      ‘Uncle grandmother!’ smiled John. ‘I believe he stole it!’

      ‘How uncharitable you are!’ she reproached him. ‘It’s the sort of thing Uncle Peter would do. He always had that Haroun al Raschid complex—I wrote and told him we were leaving for Canada tonight. I’m sure it was he.’

      Half-convinced, John Willett prodded at the bird. It seemed a little tough.

      ‘Anyway, it’s turkey,’ he said, ‘And, darling, I adore turkey stuffed with chestnuts. I wonder if there are any shops open

      There was a large cavity at one end of the bird, and as he lifted the turkey up by the neck, the better to examine it, something dropped to the table with a flop. It was a tight roll of paper. He shook the bird again and a second fell from its unoffending body.

      ‘Good God!’ gasped John.

      With trembling hands he cut the string that bound the roll

      ‘It’s money!’ she whispered.

      John nodded.

      ‘Hundred dollar bills…five hundred of them at least!’ he said hollowly.

      Their eyes met.

      ‘Uncle Peter!’ she breathed. ‘The darling!’

      Mr Peter Elmer, the eminent ship owner, received the following day a telegram which was entirely meaningless:

      Thank you a thousand times for your thought and generosity. You have given us a wonderful start and we shall be worthy of your splendid kindness.

      It was signed ‘Angela’. Mr Peter Elmer scratched his head.

      And at that moment Inspector Mailing was interrogating Harry the Valet in the little police station at Carfane.

      ‘Now come across, Harry,’ he said kindly. ‘We know you got the money out of the safe. Where did you plant it? You couldn’t have taken it far, because the butler saw you leaving the room. Just tell us where the money is, and I’ll make it all right for you when you come up in front of the old man.’

      ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about,’ said Harry the Valet, game to the last.

      Mr Wray’s Cash Box or, the Mask and the Mystery

      (Wilkie Collins)

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      The main incident on which the following story turns, is founded on a fact which many readers of these pages will probably recognise as having formed a subject of conversation, a few years back, among persons interested in Literature and Art. I have endeavoured, in writing my little book, to keep the spirit of its title-page motto in view, and tell my “honest tale” as “plainly” as I could — or, in other words, as plainly as if I were only relating it to an audience of friends at my own fireside.

      W. W. C.

       Hanover Terrace, Regent’s Place January, 1852

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      I should be insulting the intelligence of readers generally, if I thought it at all necessary to describe to them that widely-celebrated town, Tidbury-on-the-Marsh. As a genteel provincial residence, who is unacquainted with it? The magnificent new hotel that has grown on to the side of the old inn; the extensive library, to which, not satisfied with only adding new books, they are now adding a new entrance as well; the projected crescent of palatial abodes in the Grecian style, on the top of the hill, to rival the completed crescent of castellated abodes, in the Gothic style, at the bottom of the hill — are not such local objects as these perfectly well known to any intelligent Englishman? Of course they are! The question is superfluous. Let us get on at once, without wasting more time, from Tidbury in general to the High Street in particular, and to our present destination there — the commercial establishment of Messrs Dunball and Dark.

      Looking merely at the coloured liquids, the miniature statue of a horse, the corn plasters, the oilskin bags, the pots of cosmetics, and the cut-glass saucers full of lozenges in the shop window, you might at first imagine that Dunball and Dark were only chemists. Looking carefully through the entrance, towards an inner apartment, an inscription; a large, upright, mahogany receptacle, or box, with a hole in it; brass rails protecting the hole; a green curtain ready to draw over the hole; and a man СКАЧАТЬ