The Greatest Works of Randall Garrett. Randall Garrett

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      "I do not," Malone said angrily.

      Her Majesty reserved a dignified silence.

      After a while Malone said: "And what if I do?"

      "Why, nothing," Her Majesty said. "You don't think Mr. Burris is any smarter or better than you are--but you treat him as if you did. All I am insisting on is the same treatment."

      "But if we don't believe--" Boyd began.

      "Bless you," Her Majesty said, "I can't help the way you think, but, as Queen, I do have some control over the way you act."

      Malone thought it over. "You have a point there," he said at last.

      Barbara said: "But--"

      "Yes, Sir Kenneth," the Queen said, "I do." She seemed to be ignoring Lady Barbara. Perhaps, Malone thought, she was still angry over the nap affair. "It's not that," the Queen said.

      "Not what?" Boyd said, thoroughly confused.

      "Not the naps," the Queen said.

      "What naps?" Boyd said. Malone said: "I was thinking--"

      "Good," Boyd said. "Keep it up. I'm driving. Everything's going to hell around me, but I'm driving."

      A red light appeared ahead. Boyd jammed on the brakes with somewhat more than the necessary force, and Malone was thrown forward with a grunt. Behind him there were two ladylike squeals.

      Malone struggled upright. "Barbara?" he called. "Are you all right--" Then he remembered the Queen.

      "It's all right," Her Majesty said. "I can understand your concern for Lady Barbara." She smiled at Malone as he turned.

      Malone gaped at her. Of course she knew what he thought about Barbara; she'd been reading his mind. And, apparently, she was on his side. That was good, even though it made him slightly nervous to think about.

      "Now," the Queen said suddenly, "what about tonight?"

      "Tonight?"

      "Yes, of course," the Queen said. She smiled, and put up a hand to pat at her white hair under the Elizabethan skullcap. "I think I should like to go to the Palace," she said. "After all, isn't that where a Queen should be?"

      Boyd said, in a kind of explosion: "London? England?"

      "Oh, dear me...." the Queen began, and Barbara said:

      "I'm afraid that I simply can't allow anything like that. Overseas--"

      "I didn't mean overseas, dear," Her Majesty said. "Sir Kenneth, please explain to these people."

      The Palace, Malone knew, was more properly known as the Golden Palace. It was right in Las Vegas--convenient to all sources of money.

      As a matter of fact, it was one of the biggest gambling houses along the Las Vegas strip, a veritable chaos of wheels, cards, dice, chips and other such devices. Malone explained all this to the others, wondering meanwhile why Miss Thompson wanted to go there.

      "Not Miss Thompson, please, Sir Kenneth," Her Majesty said.

      "Not Miss Thompson what?" Boyd said. "What's going on anyhow?"

      "She's reading my mind," Malone said.

      "Well, then," Boyd snapped, "tell her to keep it to herself." The car started up again with a roar and Malone and the others were thrown around again, this time toward the back. There was a chorus of groans and squeals, and they were on their way once more.

      "To reply to your question, Sir Kenneth," the Queen said.

      Lady Barbara said, with some composure: "What question--Your Majesty?"

      The Queen nodded regally at her. "Sir Kenneth was wondering why I wished to go to the Golden Palace," she said. "And my reply is this: it is none of your business why I want to go there. After all, is my word law, or isn't it?"

      There didn't seem to be a good enough answer to that, Malone thought sadly. He kept quiet and was relieved to note that the others did the same. However, after a second he thought of something else.

      "Your Majesty," he began carefully, "we've got to go to Yucca Flats tomorrow. Remember?"

      "Certainly," the Queen said. "My memory is quite good, thank you. But that is tomorrow morning. We have the rest of the night left. It's only a little after nine, you know."

      "Heavens," Barbara said. "Is it that late?"

      "It's even later," Boyd said sourly. "It's much later than you think."

      "And it's getting later all the time," Malone added. "Pretty soon the sun will go out and all life on earth will end. Won't that be nice and peaceful?"

      "I'm looking forward to it," Boyd said.

      "I'm not," Barbara said. "But I've got to get some sleep tonight, if I'm going to be any good at all tomorrow."

      You're pretty good right now, Malone thought, but he didn't say a word. He felt the Queen's eye on him but didn't turn around. After all, she was on his side--wasn't she?

      At any rate, she didn't say anything.

      "Perhaps it would be best," Barbara said, "if you and I--Your Majesty--just went home and rested up. Some other time, then, when there's nothing vital to do, we could--"

      "No," the Queen said. "We couldn't. Really, Lady Barbara, how often will I have to remind you of the duties you owe your sovereign--not the least of which is obedience, as dear old Ben used to say."

      "Ben?" Malone said, and immediately wished he hadn't.

      "Johnson, dear boy," the Queen said. "Really a remarkable man--and such a good friend to poor Will. Why, did you ever hear the story of how he actually paid Will's rent in London once upon a time? That was while Will and that Anne of his were having one of their arguments, of course. I didn't tell you that story, did I?"

      "No," Malone said truthfully, but his voice was full of foreboding. "If I might remind Your Majesty of the subject," he added tentatively, "I should like to say--"

      "Remind me of the subject!" the Queen said, obviously delighted. "What a lovely pun! And how much better because purely unconscious! My, my, Sir Kenneth, I never suspected you of a pointed sense of humor--could you be a descendant of Sir Richard Greene, I wonder?"

      "I doubt it," Malone said. "My ancestors were all poor but Irish." He paused. "Or, if you prefer, Irish, but poor." Another pause, and then he added: "If that means anything at all. Which I doubt."

      "In any case," the Queen said, her eyes twinkling, "you were about to enter a new objection to our little visit to the Palace, were you not?"

      Malone admitted as much. "I really think that--"

      Her eyes grew suddenly cold. "If I hear any more objections, Sir Kenneth, I shall not only rescind your knighthood and--when I regain my rightful kingdom--deny you your dukedom, but I shall refuse to cooperate any further in the СКАЧАТЬ