Slightly Married. Wendy Markham

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      “What?” I blurt, instantly alarmed, as well.

      It seems that alarm is a frequent state of mind here in Account Exec Land, where people frequently exclaim—and sometimes even shout and curse. Here in Account Exec Land, Client is always spelled with a capital C, deodorant and laxatives are life-sustaining products and the Client is always, always, always right. Even when they’re wrong. Which they often are.

      So naturally, I don’t suggest to Carol that we simply call the Client and tell them the Abate meeting is at two, not ten, as one might in any other—sane—industry.

      I just bellow, “Oh my God!” like someone who has just witnessed a violent explosion.

      “I know! We’ve got to get our tushies up to eight and go over the presentation with the Creatives right now!” Carol shrieks like a fire warden evacuating the floor after the violent explosion.

      “Oh my God!” I shout again and bolt from my seat, grabbing my presentation folder with my right hand and pretty much shoving Brenda out of the way with my left…

      Which she seizes. “Oh my God!” she screams, and not because the Client is on their way to a premature laxative-planning meeting.

      “Tracey! When did this happen?”

      “What? What happened?” Carol demands frantically.

      “What’s going on?” Adrian Smedly, the director of our account group, has come out of the woodwork. In his custom suit and tie, as impeccably stylish as, well, as Carol is not, Adrian is poised just outside my office, waiting for a reply.

      “I got engaged,” I explain as dispassionately as possible, because of course Adrian is putting a damper on the whole damn thing.

      Brenda, still clutching my freshly manicured ring finger, squeals and hugs me.

      “Congratulations!” Carol hugs me, as well. “That’s wonderful news!”

      “Thanks.” My mouth is muffled by hair: Carol’s brown mushroom do and Brenda’s teased, sprayed one.

      “When did he pop the question, Tracey?” Brenda wants to know, bouncing up and down, still wearing her white commuting Reebocks with her suit and stockings.

      “Valentine’s Day!”

      “At Raphael’s wedding?”

      “No, but right after, when we…were…” Having caught sight of Adrian’s lethal expression, I trail off into sheepish silence.

      I think it’s safe to assume that our group director won’t be gushing over my ring or asking me where I’ve registered.

      “Ladies?” is all he has to say, and Carol and I snap to it.

      The three of us scurry to the elevator, where a bike messenger is waiting for a down elevator. Susan, my friend Latisha’s boss and a fellow account executive on the Abate account, is already there, on her way to the same meeting we are.

      I loathe her.

      All right, loathe is a strong word, especially on this joyful post-engagement day, when I am basically loving the world.

      But Susan, whom Yvonne calls Miss Prim among other less charitable nicknames, is hard to love: all buttoned up in her gray suit and black pumps with tasteful makeup and no jewelry other than a gi-normous engagement ring.

      We all—meaning all of us gossipy office underlings—noticed that it appeared over Christmas, but nobody wants to ask Susan about it because, frankly, she’s cold and dull and staid and nobody really cares who’s marrying her. We’re just surprised someone wants to.

      I guess that goes to show you that there’s someone for everyone.

      Anyway, Susan sucks up to Adrian with a big cheery hello, and offers a slightly less stellar one to Carol. Me, she ignores.

      To my satisfaction, Adrian all but ignores Susan. He jabs the Up button repeatedly and glares at the messenger, obviously holding him personally responsible when a lobby-bound car is the first to stop.

      As that elevator departs, Adrian turns to Carol. I fully expect him to order her to do something about the elevator situation.

      He just asks, “Did John tell you they’re having a fat-trimming meeting over on the Choc-Chewy-O’s account tomorrow?”

      “No. I thought they were going to let that go for now.”

      She looks disappointed. Well, judging by her figure, she’s not exactly one to watch her weight.

      On the contrary, I notice that Susan has absorbed this news and looks pleased.

      Secretly, I am, too. I love Choc-Chewy-O’s—this great cereal that tastes like Twix bars. But at ten grams of fat per half-cup serving, I never let myself eat them. Which is a shame because my friend Julie, who’s an administrative assistant in that account group, furnishes all of us with free boxes from the Choc-Chewy-O’s supply closet.

      Hey, now that it’ll be lower in fat, I can actually eat it, not just watch Jack dig in.

      Ho-hum.

      Still no elevator.

      We wait, collectively on edge. I’m sure the three of them are thinking about the meeting. I’m thinking about Choc-Chewy-O’s, wondering if the low-fat version will be out anytime soon, because I want to lose a little more weight before the wedding, especially if we decide to go to some fabulous beach resort for our honeymoon.

      Actually, I’ve already decided we should. And I mentioned it to Jack last night as we were watching a commercial for some luxury hotel in the Carribbean. You know, the kind of commercial where they show clear aqua water, sumptuous food, tropical foliage and a buff couple strolling hand in hand on the beach, contemplating their future amid steel-drum music.

      “Doesn’t that look amazing?” I asked Jack, who had once mentioned something about his family’s cottage up in the Catskills being the perfect spot for a honeymoon. He needs to be reprogrammed ASAP, as far as I’m concerned.

      “It looks expensive,” Jack replied maddeningly, barely looking up from the TV Guide, and I knew I’d better drop the subject before he vetoed it altogether.

      “Tracey, did you remember to bring our task force notes?” Carol asks me now, interrupting the steel-drum music in my head.

      “Right here.” I wave the folder in my right hand. My left, which has become so happily conspicuous these past few days, is now wedged unhappily into the pocket of my black blazer. I have no desire to flash it around in front of buzzkill Adrian and that pill Miss Prim.

      “What about the pork ribs nutritional data?” Carol asks me.

      “Got it.”

      “Good.” She nods with approval.

      Miss Prim primly stares into space.

      I sneak a peek at Adrian to make sure he knows that I’m not all about my wedding. СКАЧАТЬ